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No, but I'd love to get to know you better

Treebeard — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:45:39 GMT

Treebeard:

"Oh, is that all?" the brunette asks. "Well, you're lucky this is just an adult-oriented role-playing game and not a real-life scenario. Otherwise, what you just did there could be construed as assault. But, since this current situation has absolutely no bearing on real people or events, I find myself relieved that you are not a psychopath, happy to have a new customer, and oddly turned on by the inappropriateness of your recent behavior."

You find yourself oddly turned on by this woman's use of diction.

"So," she says. "Have you ever copulated with a Mensa girl before?"

You reply:
*"[[No. But I'd love to try.]]"
*"[[Oh yes. That was Tuesday.]]"
*"[[Duh-hur. You use big words.]]"
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Gift Shop]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Show the dirty blonde your dick

Treebeard — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:14:04 GMT

Treebeard: link in to hospital

You unzip and whip out your stiff dick.

"I knew... you were... a pervert...," the dirty blonde huffs.

Before you can react, she slams your dick between her dumbbells, crushing it completely. You scream in agony and fall sideways off her bench. People scream at the sight of you lying there and in the background you can make out the huffing of the dirty blonde as she resumes her workout. You ignore the screams and the huffs, because all you can really focus on is your flattened prick.

Eventually, you mercifully pass out.

You:

* [[Wake up in a hospital bed]]

{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Gym]]''|Health=Unconscious|MP=0|Level=2}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Bike's tailpipe

Treebeard — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:11:13 GMT

Treebeard:

You poke your dick into the motorcycle's tailpipe, and your skin sears and blisters on the hot metal. The rider watches, shocked, as you faint from the pain.

You

* [[Wake up in a hospital bed]]

{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[An Alleyway]]''|Health=Sore|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Bike's tailpipe

Treebeard — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:10:39 GMT

Treebeard: link back to hospital

You poke your dick into the motorcycle's tailpipe, and your skin sears and blisters on the hot metal. The rider watches, shocked, as you faint from the pain.

You:

* [[Wake up in a hospital bed]]

{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[An Alleyway]]''|Health=Sore|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

User talk:Platypus

Treebeard — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:34:30 GMT

Treebeard: /* Sex Romp updates */

Since this page has become rather cluttered, I've moved old discussions to the archive page below. Feel free to leave new messages here. I'll get back to you ASAP!

[[User talk:Platypus/Archive1]]

== Misc. ==

I created a separate page which I use to describe a few points on the status bar, thereby allowing me to remove it from the main page and giving a end result that I think looks much nicer. However, since it's not technically part of the story if this is a problem feel free to delete it. Just let me know if you do so I can re-add the information to the first page. - [[User:Katrex|Katrex]] 18:48, 28 September 2008 (PDT)

Platypus,

Not all of them are endings. Im actually refreshing it with a new side story.

== Anon edits ==

Why are they disabled? --[[User:Elassint|Elassint]] 18:25, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

== Sex Romp updates ==

Just a brief note so you'll know I'm enjoying the SSR outrageousness. I especially like Lynn the ballerina, her determination to bring as many in as possible, and her slightly foul-mouthed amazement at their (lack of) limits. I'd like to see more of Lynn... pity there's no option (yet) to let her follow the player home and playfully boss him around some more. (-:

Hey man i just want to thank you for helping me out with my story since im new to this and all. So anyway, thanks man :D.

:Yeah, it's pretty amazing, thanks. [[User:Treebeard|Treebeard]] 21:34, 24 November 2008 (PST)

== Resident evil ==

Hey man i just want to thank you for helping me out with my story since im new to this and all. So yeah thanks man :D. --[[User:Anonym|Anonym]] 14:25, 20 August 2008 (PDT)

Take your hand out of your cheerleader skirt

Treebeard — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:21:37 GMT

Treebeard:

You slip your hand out of your skirt. Your fingers are shiny with your honey.

"Good girl," Caty says. "Wipe your hand while I get my uniform on and we'll go out there and cheer our hearts out."

You wipe your fingers on:
*[[Your lips]]
*[[Caty's lips]]
*[[Your cheerleader skirt]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Cheerleaders' Locker Room]]''|Health=Horny and female|MP=0|Level=5}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Your lips

Treebeard — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:20:50 GMT

Treebeard:

You wipe your fingers across your lips. Even that small taste of your honey has your juices flowing even more freely. Your clit throbs with need.

"I ''meant'' wipe them on a towel," Caty says.

She pulls her uniform out of the duffel bag sitting at her feet and dresses quickly. You're a bit disappointed to see her cover her lovely figure, but her outfit ''is'' very sexy...

"Um," Caty says. "So does it, like, taste good?"

Do you:
*[[Dip your fingers in your clam so Caty can have a taste]]
*[[Tell Caty you need to taste her cookie]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Cheerleaders' Locker Room]]''|Health=Horny and female|MP=0|Level=5}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Slip a hand inside your cheerleader skirt

Treebeard — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:19:53 GMT

Treebeard:

You slide a hand inside your skirt and into your panties. You stroke your slit and have to bite down on your lower lip to keep from moaning. The cheerleader sitting next to you gets her bra clasped and then leans towards you. You notice that she's wearing a thin chain around her neck with a jeweled charm that says ''Caty''.

"You shouldn't ought to be doing that," Caty whispers. "I mean, I feel sexy and all when I'm in uniform, too, but they warned us in health class about touching our cookies."

Do you:
*[[Tell Caty you'll touch her cookie instead|Tell Caty you'll touch ''her'' cookie instead]]
*[[Ignore Caty's warning]]
*[[Take your hand out of your cheerleader skirt]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Cheerleaders' Locker Room]]''|Health=Horny and female|MP=0|Level=5}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Bike's tailpipe

Treebeard — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:54:54 GMT

Treebeard: ouch

You poke your dick into the motorcycle's tailpipe, and your skin sears and blisters on the hot metal. The rider watches, shocked. You won't be up for any more adventures today. '''THE END'''

{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[An Alleyway]]''|Health=Sore|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]