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Trar — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 17:53:58 GMT

Trar:

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the character.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

If you're new to this site, please read our [[Tutorial]] to learn how to edit stories.

[[How to Edit]]

[[Idea Pitches]]

*Hint: If you don't care enough about your writing to attempt to use proper grammar or spelling, chances are people won't care to read it. If grammar isn't your strong suit, you may want to look over some [[Grammatical Tips]].

If you want to practice editing, you should do so on the [[Sandbox]].

== [[Featured CYOA Nominations|Featured Story]] ==
[[Quest of the magician]]
 A silly story where you play as a Mage, possibly featuring your best friend Nathaniel, your arc-rival Draden, or your Valkyrie girlfriend. Nominated by [[User:Fletcher Peninsula|Fletcher Peninsula]]

*[[Previous Featured Stories]]

*[[How to feature a story]]

==Family-Friendly Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''
Suitable for anyone with Basic Reading Level skills. Please keep these G-PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this. No violence accepted.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|
|[[One Day]] (dont edit)
|-
|[[Abigail's Tale]]||(28 pages, PLEASE DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[ An Adventure...]]|| (19+ pages)
|-
|[[Afraid of the Dark]] (horror) || (Under construction last update 10/27/09 story now coherent)
|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(85+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (20+ pages,under construction)
|-
|[[ Bus Troubles]]|| (23 pages)
|-
|[[ Calloway Adventure]]|| (17 pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Chocolate Man]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[ The Dirtbiking Adventure ]]|| (wip)
|-
|[[ DUDE WHERES MY CAR]]|| (14 pages)
|-
|[[ the get away]]|| (13 pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (45+ pages)
|-
|[[ The Golden Banana]]|| (17 pages)
|-
|[[ Godzilla Hyper Dimensions]]|| (6 pages,under construction)
|-
|[[Goosebumps in Horrorland]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Greek Heroes]] || [WIP] You play the roll of an aspiring Greek hero. Please do not edit.
|-
|[[ a half blood's story!]]|| (0+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[horror on the subway]]||(w.i.p please dont edit)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jake vs the Mayor of Dragon Valley]]|| (17 pages)
|-
|[[ janitor]]|| (11 pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Madman's Mansion]]|| (30+ pages; open to public, work on it)
|-
|[[Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[ Mayday]]|| (13 pages)
|-
|[[ My Crazy Ranch]]|| (18+ pages)
|-
|[[ Newspaper Delivery]]|| (23 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Percy Jackson]]: The adventures of a demigod || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Pokemon Sinnoh Journey]] || (W.I.P. Do Not Edit!)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[ A Random Day ]]|| ()
|-
|[[Revisiting the Sneetches]]|| (WIP Feel Free to Edit)
|-
|[[ School's only 4 some people!]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[Secretpage|The secrets of SECRETPAGE]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[sewer wars]]||(11 pages)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(11 pages)
|-
|[[ Snowboarding at the slope]]|| (19 pages)
|-
|[[Spacewars with GDS ]]|| (20 pages)
|-
|[[ Stealing Marathon]]|| (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tutorial]]||(Begun 10/28/09. If you have any wisdom to impart, please add to the story.)
|-
|[[Unicorn Tamer]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[White Rooms]]|| (WIP, no edits please)
|-
|[[The wormhole, and the dark seed]]|| (0+ pages, WORK IN PROGRESS)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]]||(12 pages)
|}

==PG13 Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' For more advanced readers. Please keep these G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.

{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[2012]]||(12 pages violent disaster sequences.)
|-
|[[ Adventure Island]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[ Adventure of a Half Blood]]||
|-
|[[ Adventures in Space ]]|| (40+ pages, edit respectfully)
|-
|[[ Adventures in the Kingdom]]|| (WIP Please do not edit.)
|-
|[[Adventure RPG 1]]|| (WIP- free to edit) (Chapter One)
|-
|[[After the Fire]]|| (WIP! Please do not edit!)
|-
|[[Aliens in the future]] (NEW)
|-
|[[The Amazing Adventure]] || (40+ pages DO NOT EDIT!!!)
|-
|[[ Anna and the Aliens]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[ Antoinette's story]]|| (WIP yeah the story's pretty unbelievable and unrealistic)
|-
|[[Artemis Fowl]] || (W.I.P. DO NOT EDIT!!!!)
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (15+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Avast!]] A Pirate Story || (160+ pages, WIP, contact me before editing)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[ Becoming friends with a Wild horse]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Born to be Bad]] || (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The broken story of stupidness :P]]||(9 pages)
|-
|[[Castle Adventure]]||(0 Pages do not edit currently user [[User:Drew14|Drew14]] can edit)
|-
|[[Cell]] || (How will you define life?)
|-
|[[ Chaos]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[ Classic Roguelike]]|| (WIP, Please do not edit!)
|-
|[[ Class Dissmissed]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages; [[User:I Lion Heart I|I Lion Heart I]] currently editing)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(11 pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[A Day as a Hobo]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Day in the Life (An action adventure story)]] || (45 pages)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Day of Doom]]||(10+ pages Do not edit please By Allbis.)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[No more underwear]] || (free to edit)
|-
|[[Digimon Adventure 03]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Digimon Transverse]] || (30+ pages, open to public; fixed a lot of in-game bugs, making editing the options less of a pain now)
|-
|[[Dirt biking in the trails]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Dragon Ball Adventure]] || (About 24+ pages, only edit unmade pages please, add on if you'd like though.)
|-
|[[Dragonball Z Adventure]] || (DO NOT EDIT +0)
|-
|[[Dr. Dero's Journey]] || (10+ pages, 100% open to pub.)
|-
|[[Dragon Quest]] || (under construction)
|-
|[[ Dragon's Life]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Dungeon]] (A CLASSIC DUNGEON CRAWL!)||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Easily Random]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[ Endless Possibility]]|| (Under construction - feel free to edit)
|-
|[[Escape]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[ Escaping Beelzebub]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[Element]] || (W.I.P Free to Editing)
|-
|[[Elephant Quest]]|| (W.I.P. Do not edit!)
|-
|[[An Epic Adventure]] || (50+ pages) NO EDITING PLEASE. Feel free to play!
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[To the Future]] || (Under construction, no editing please)
^'''AWESOMENESS ONCE IT'S FINISHED!'''!!^
|-
|[[ the first hunt ]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[food chain train ]]|| (Wip)
|-
|[[ The Furr Adventure ]]|| (0+ pages)
|-
|[[ Greek Myth ]]|| (WIP please edit)
|-
|[[Grasstealth]]|| (WIP 5+ pages Paired with [[Grasstealth Items]])
|-
|[[Haunted Elementary]]||(20+ pages, WIP, please don't edit)
|-
|[[Haunted Mountain]]||New, please don't edit
|-
|[[Highschool]]||(JUST STARTED, Free to edit!!)
|-
|[[HoboPalooza]]||(WIP Please do not edit)
|-
|[[Hobo Sapiens]]||(32+ Pages, then proceed to life as a rat)
|-
|[[Humanity]]||( General Winthrop has decided to make this unfinished story free for the masses to edit. Just stick to the main idea, and keep it serious...)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[ Imara's life in the naruto world ]]|| (Yeah, just go ahead and edit, but stick to the storyline)
|-
|[[Infection]] || (DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[Jace]] || (dont edit yet still in construction)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[ Jimmy's Big Adventure]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Kidnapped!]]|| (26 pages, please don't edit)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty Thief]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Life of a rat]]|| (20+ pages, now you may edit, but first pass the hobo adventure)
|-
|[[The Life of a School Kid]]|| (30+ pages '''Updating Again!''')
|-
|[[ Little Miss Disaster]]|| (19+ pages)
|-
|[[Lina Popintop's Adventure]]|| (Work In Progress PLEASE DO NOT EDIT)
|-
||[[Livin' like a hobo]]|| (Do not edit)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Love and fireballs]] || (s'like...it's not done yet, don't edit,k?)
|-
|[[Magic Keyboard]]|| (New, under construction, and kinda stupid)
|-
|[[ Mall Bunny]]|| (18+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1200+ pages)
|-
|[[Mario's many adventures]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Minotaur's Laberynth]] || (18+ pages)
|-
|[[The Mirror]] || (Edit all you want. Just keep in the storyline, please! Currently around 20 pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My WWE]] || (Pick a WWE Superstar and take on their experience, YOUR way. With all the choices to pick from, how will your WWE Experience be? Brand new, feel free to add on.)
|-
|[[The Mystical quest for Technochocolate]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Nancy's Notable Narratives]] || (39+ pages--WIP, please don't edit!)
|-
|[[Naruto Dating (Girl Version)]] (Romance) || (Pages are 12 so far, but it's a WIP, so do not edit)
|-
|[[Night]]|| (Do not edit/WIP)
|-
|[[Nightcaps]] || (10+ Pages)
|-
|[[Nintendo Quest]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Night That Will Never Be Forgotten (A Titanic CYOA)]] || (W.I.P, please don't edit without permission)
|-
|[[Niro]]|| (Just Started, please don't edit quite yet)
|-
|[[Of Tumbleweeds And Teenagers]] || (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
|-
|[[o.c.d. story]] || (? pages, w.i.p. please don't edit)
|-
|[[Organisation]] || (30+ pages WIP-DO NOT EDIT!!!!!)
|-
|[[ Pac Man VS E.C.]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Phoenix Wright: A new adventure]] || (25+ Pages W.I.P. DO NOT EDIT!!! A awesome Cyoa game based on Phoenix Wright with many great possibilties!)
|-
|[[Pirates! A High Seas Adventure]]|| (50+ Pages)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Planet of the Apes]]|| (15+ pages) (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Platypus]]|| (8 pages W.I.P. The Tale of Platypus, Yes the admin)
|-
|[[Poke]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[Pokemon Ranger: Lavender Nightmare]]|| (Just started, feel free to add)
|-
|[[Pokemon - Your Adventure]] ||(45+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Puppy Love]]|| (Don't edit)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Questscape]] || (W.I.P., Do not edit)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[A Random Adventure of Random Proportions]] || (66 pages-Completed)
|-
|[[A Random Adventure of Random Proportions 2: More Random]] || (WIP, Feel Free to Edit)
|-
|[[A Random Day]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Rebirth]]|| (New Story)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rick Roll'd Adventure]] || (Completed)
|-
|[[Rodeo Girl]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Roleplay]] || (Under Construction...)
|-
|[[ The Roller coaster]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Russian Blue]]|| (0+ pages, under contruction by projectM1K3, no other editors atm)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[sewer wars]]||(W.I.P)
|-
|[[Shadows of the Past]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[ Show off]]|| (wip)
|-
|[[ Silent hill]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[ Soul Savor]]|| (W.I.P. New)
|-
|[[Spork| Spork: An RPG]] || (100+ pages and third town in progress, please don't edit, put any suggestions in Spork discussion)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: The Original Series]] || (WIP, If you've seen the 60's show, you can go ahead and edit.)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Combat Training ]] || (feel free to edit, but stay on the story line)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (15 pages)
|-
|[[Subject 413]] || (100+ pages, w.i.p, NOW OPEN TO ADDITIONS)
|-
|[[Superhero]] || (25+ pages Its public, so you can add on as well)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[Survey]] || (DO NOT EDIT!!!!)
|-
|[[Survival of the Colossi]] || (10+ pages, only edit UNWRITTEN (redlinked) pages)
|-
|[[ Surviving a Hetalia Dream]]|| (New story. Touch and die.)
|-
|[[Surviving Today]] || (20 Pages, its not alot since its only one day)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Technomancer]]|| (Work In Progress)
|-
|[[Teddy and Ryan's Adventure]]|| (3+ pages, WORK IN PROGRESS DO NOT TOUCH thank you :-])
|-
|[[Teehee!]] || (50 Pages!) (Public) (4 Stories in 1)
|-
|[[Temporal]]|| (Work In Progress DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[The Light in the Wood]] || (11+ pages)
|-
|[[Transylvanian terror]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
||[[True Dungeon]]|| (0+ pages DO NOT EDIT W.I.P)
|-
|[[ Try Not To Die ]]|| (45 Pages- COMPLETED; please don't edit)
|-
|[[ Trying to Wake Up]]|| (25+ pages so far. WIP)
|-
|[[The Ultimate Battle]] ||(65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Unknown...]]|| (Under Construct, Do whatever you wish but keep it serious and literate!)
|-
|[[Vaped!]]||(Sci-fi, just started.)
|-
|[[ The Walk]]||(W.I.P)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[War of Nations]]|| (65+ pages)
|-
|[[War zone]]|| (20+ pages)(W.i.p)(PLEASE DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[Warphole]]|| (5+ pages, Go [[User:CLOU!7|here]] for what I need you to know before you edit)
|-
|[[The Warp]]|| (Only Grammar and Spelling Edits Please)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What Happens In The Forest]] || (WIP)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[WW2]] || (6+ pages, please don't edit unless asked to. Original writers seem to have abanoned this.)
|-
|[[WW2: Night Raid]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[XMachetter, the dark figure, and the Jewel]]
|-
|[[You Need a Job]] || (WIP, Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Your Life]] || (Under Construction, Please Do NOT Edit.)
|-
|[[ Your Story]]|| (, Don't Edit, Por favor, 0+ pages)
|-
|[[Z-Day]] || (Under Construction, by skullphantom)
|-
|[[The Light in the Wood]] || (11+ pages)
|}

==Quizzes and Challenges==
'''Not actually stories, but a chance to test your knowledge (or your luck):'''
{|
|Challenge||Status
|-
|[[Digimon Quizo'!]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[A Quizzy Show]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]] || (25 pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors 2]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rock Paper Scissors game]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Trivia Time]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[The video game quiz]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[The video game quiz 2]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Games]]|| (Finished, pretty lame, but it's my first.)
|-
|}

==Mature Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no explicit sexual content or sadistic violence:'''

{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[1943]]|| Open
|-
|[[5,000 B.C.]]||(10+ pages Do not edit, I am renovating it)
|-
|[[1st Day Of Highschool]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Assassins of the CIA]]|| (don't edit!)
|-
|[[An Actual Awesome Adventure]]||Under Construction, only edittable by [[User:Jakeinator]]
|-
|[[Aftermath]]||(25 pages)(By Falar: Just started- its public. If you're gonna write in it, please do it well =/)

|-
|[[Agent Black]]||(70 pages)(New Story. Now public)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (101+ pages)
|-
|[[Awake]] || (45 pages)
|-
|[[Badassery]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle for the Earth]] || (10+ pages, open for editting)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (300+ pages) Public Story, Help Work On It!
|-
|[[ Blood Sunrise]]|| (25+ pages, W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Burning Leaves]] || (Under construction, don´t edit!!)
|-
|[[The Bulletman]]||(W.I.P.)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(22+ pages)
|-
|[[Clock Tower: School of Devils]]|| (10+ pages) Work in progress
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Critical Thoughts]]||(W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Danse Macabre]]|| ({{PAGESINCAT:Danse Macabre}} pages)(Public)

|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(24+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Reckoning]]|| (WIP DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[Death Comes Quickly]]|| (Under construction. NO PUBLIC EDITS.)
|-
|[[Demon Hunter]]|| (Under construction)
|-
|[[Desperate Road Trip]]|| (Under Construction. Do Not Edit!)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Don't Die]]|| (New! 35 pages)
|-
|[[Duel fates]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Fiddlers Green]]||(WIP)
|-
|[[Fogwood High: The Game]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[The Foreign Devil]]|| (Under construction, so please don't edit)
|-
|[[Gears of war time]] || (Under Construction, please don't edit)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[The Great War of Earth]] || (New story, under construction)
|-
|[[ Harry Potter Fanfiction Adventure]]|| (WIP DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[Hetalia:A Sleep Over At America's House]]|| (WIP Please Don't Edit)
|-
||[[Higschool Monsters]]|| (Warning: Gruesome) (Under Construction, Do not edit)
|-
||[[High School Blues]]|| (0+ pages) (WIP Don't edit)
|-
|[[Hoboken Has Gone to Hell]]|| (25+ Pages, Public)
|-
|[[How I Became A Necromancer]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Identity Crisis]]|| (5 pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[InFeRnO]]|| (the under construction epic)
|-
|[[Insert Word Here]]|| (JUST STARTED)
|-
|[[It's Not Hard to Fail, It's Not Easy to Win]]|| (WIP, Do NOT edit please)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Life]] (Just the way you wanted it) Remake!
|-
|[[A Knights Quest]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds]] || (Open to pubic add on as you please:) )
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Mahjor's Box]]|| (JUST STARTED, DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[ Medieval Life ]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Mess Effect 2]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Nations At War]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Nature Calls on a Nature Hike]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[The Never-Ending Quest]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[A New Beginning]]|| (0+ pages-just began)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(40+ pages Public)
|-
|[[The Next Day]] || (Just Started, Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[the night at home]] || (just started)
|-
|[[ OF, Z!!! ]] || (I give up, too difficult/not worth it.)
|-
|[[out in the woods]] ||(in construction)
|-
|[[The Outbreak]]|| (No editing please)
|-
|[[Psychodude]]||(30+ pages Open to Public)
|-
|[[quest to kill tutorial genie]]||(Its Your Call)
|-
|[[Rebellion]]||(5+ Pages, Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[A random story]]||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[A Random Story About Random Stuff]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Rescue]]|| (36 pages) (Complete, Do not edit.)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages. Do NOT edit!.)
|-
|[[Resident Evil RPG]] || (W.I.P. Please don't edit)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[School Life]]|| (WIP) (Please do not edit until I take it out of WIP)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (25+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Shit Happens, in Your Town.]]|| (7/15/10 12+ pages ((Do not edit)))
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(25 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Silent Hill: Distorted Fantasies]]||(W.I.P. Please refrain from editing)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Smile]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Sniper]]|| (38+ pages, WIP, two story arcs so far, do NOT edit.)
|-
|[[Sonic 1]] || (Just started I need help so who ever likes sonic please edit)
|-
|[[Space Ship Excalibur]] || (First Mission complete, more to come!)
|-
|[[Spirit Warp]] ||(50% finished and is NOT public, please leave it to me. feel free to play though!)
|-
|[[ splinter cell]]||(3+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob Squarepants: A Dish Served Cold]]||(Just started, feel free to add on)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Dawn of the New Republic]] || (Just started)
|-
|[[Survival]] || (30+ pages W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Super Survival]] || (0+ pages WIP)
|-
|[[Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]] || Under Construction, only editable by [[User:Jakeinator]]
|-
|[[Team Fortress 2: Spy vs. Sniper]] ||(40+ pages, started 6/24/09)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[ To be named later ]]|| (IDK pages)*Bentenmike*
|-
|[[ Triforce ]]|| (WIP-please don't edit the story!!!)
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|[[Violence]]|| (+20 Pages, in progress)
|-
|[[ war in Europe ]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Warhammer: Sartosa, City of Pirates]] || (150+ pages, in progress)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Yet Another Zombie Story]] || (Unknown+ pages If you Edit Keep It True)
|-
|[[YOUR CRAZY]] || (12 People can work on this)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombies]] || (Just started)
|-
|[[ Zombie Apocalypse]]|| (WIP Please Don't Edit)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[ Zombie Judgement Day ]]|| (35+ pages wip)
|-
|[[Zombie Overlord]] (Mmmm...Brains)||(50+ Pages,Work on It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Zombies NOT AGIAN]] ||(Just Started please don't edit)
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|[[Zombehz]] ||(10+ Pages,please don't edit!)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
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|[[+Infinity]] || (infinity pages) (I BEG you to edit/add pages)
|-
|[[12MP]]|| (8+ Pages)(Public)
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|[[8th grade]] (horny girl)|| (7+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[The 007 Stories]] || (20+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The adventures of Les Adam Chambers]] || (4+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[A High School Fantasy]]||(4 pages)
|-
|[[Alien Adventure]]||(20+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[All Alone]] (Lesbian)||(90+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[An Akatsuki Party]] || (4+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Another Day At School...]] ||(40+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Anime School]]||(25+ Pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Archie's Gay Adventure]] (Gay)||(75+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Archie's Sexual Adventure]]||(50+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Assassin]]||(20+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]]||(100+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Beach Vacation]]||(17+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Benighted]]||(10+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[A Big Ugly Story]]||(20+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Birthday Bottom Boy's Blackout Bar-night]](Gay)||('''{{PAGESINCAT:Birthday Bottom Boy's Blackout Bar-night}}''' pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Bi-sexual Sex stories]]||(80+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(200+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Bleached]]||(8+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Boarding School Magic]]|| (20+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Boy They Called Hero]]||(15+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Cage]]||(12+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Club Piacere]]||(6+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[College: Freshman Experience]]|| (3+ pages)(Do Not Edit WIP)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(100+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[ CombustingHerpes THE ADVENTURE]]|| (15+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Creekside University]]|| (4 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(30+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (19+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Dementa]]|| (5+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Devils Daughter]] || ('''{{PAGESINCAT:The Devil's Daughter}}''' pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Dirty Bit Of A Teen's Life]]||(1 page)(Public)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(00345 pages) (Hail Eris!) (Public)
|-
|[[Dread]]||(100+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(26 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Dungeons and Dragons]]||(15 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Echidna Tale]] (Monster girl, transformation)||(31 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Elleven]]|| (Sex Aging Series) (Chapter 1BEG) (DO NOT EDIT) **Finished**
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|[[Tenn]]|| (Sex Aging Series) (Chapter 2MID) (ADD PAGES, DO NOT EDIT) **WIP**
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|[[Tweelve]]|| (Sex Aging Series) (Chapter 3FIN) (ADD PAGES, DO NOT EDIT) **WIP</>**
|-
|[[Eris of the Red Lions]]||(6 pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[ Family Gone Wild]]|| (3+ pages) ( Work in Progress Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Family Ties]]||(67 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Family Possession]]||(38 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Fantasy World]]||(5+ Pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[First Day At College]](Gay)||(18 pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Freshman Dream]] || (W.I.P. 14 page)(Public)
|-
|[[Freshman Year]] || (26 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Friday night]] || (43 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Fucking Classy]] || (14 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[ Fucking Me... Fucking You]]|| (0+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(230+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[A Gifted Woman]]||(2+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Girl Island]]|| (15+ Pages) (Public)
|-
|[[A girl on girl MY FIRST TIME]] (Lesbian)||(35+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Girl Scout Cookies]]||({{PAGESINCAT:Girl Scout Cookies}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Girl Scout Camp]] (the sequel)||({{PAGESINCAT:Girl Scout Camp}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Girlngirl High]] (Lesbian)||(32 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Greatest Weekend Ever]]|| (19 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The Hallway of infinity]]|| (Public)
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|[[Hardon High]] (Gay)||(80+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Harem]]||(0+ pages)(WIP, Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Harry Potter and the Connubialis Hex]]||(100+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Hentasy-Fi]]|| (8+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[High School]]||(455+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[High school Freshman Year]]|| (2+ pages W.I.P)
|-
|[[High School: Beverly Hills]]|| (0+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[High School Cutie]]|| (2 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[High School Sophomore Year‎‎]]|| (3 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[High School: The Way It Should Have Been]]|| (60+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[High School: A new beginning]]|| (New) (Public)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(26+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Home Early]]|| (45+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Icarly: Iwant sex|iCarly: iWant Sex]]|| (80+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (50+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Incubus]] (Bisexual Pirate Fantasy)||(41 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Invisible]]||(45 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Jade Rogue]]||(13 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Kingdom Hearts: 5 Floors of Oblivion]]||(0 pages)(WIP)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (40 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Just Do It Already!]]||({{PAGESINCAT:Just Do It Already!}} pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Lady Van Helsing]] || ({{PAGESINCAT:Lady Van Helsing}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Let's Burn Down a Castle]]||(40+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Life of Unlimited Chances]]||(12 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Lesbian College Girls]]|| (10+ pages) Public
|-
|[[Lost in the city]]||(W.I.P)(Public)
|-
|[[March of the Dark Elves]]||({{PAGESINCAT:March of the Dark Elves}} pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Mage Games]] (Gay Fantasy)||(30 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Melanie and Michael]]||(12 pages, W.I.P., Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Meet'n'fuck Beach Vacation]] || (0 Pages)(WIP)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (12 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Monday Night Combat:Erotica]] || (Public)
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|[[Naughty But Delicious]]|| (1 page)(Public)
|-
|[[Naughty Kitten]]|| (0+ pages. Just started. DO NOT EDIT. W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (29 pages) (Public)
|-
||[[ Newly Gay]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The New God]] || (29 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Ninja Kittehs From Space!]]||(20+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Obscura]]|| (1+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Numbers]]||(50+ pages) (Kinda Public)
|-
|[[Oops! You're Naked!]] || (79 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Pedo romp]]||(250+ Pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(81 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Phineas and Ferb: The Erotic Adventures]]|| (8 pages please edit) (Public)
|-
|[[Pimp]]||(50+ pages. DO NOT EDIT W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Prince of Persia]]|| (0+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Carribbean]]|| (0+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Pokesex]]||(90+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Porn Empire]] ||(5+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[A portrait of an American Girl Named Myra|A Portrait of an American Girl Named Myra]]||(30+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Possessed]]||(133 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Possessed Little Boy]]||(10+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (271 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||('''1200+''' pages) (Public)
|-
|[[ Rapist]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Red Mobster]]||(50+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[School Fun]]||(30 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (35+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The Sexual Adventures of You]]|| (70+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Sex Adventure]]|| (49+ pages)(W.I.P) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Sexy World]]|| (20+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[ Sex in Ancient Rome]]|| (0+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[ShapeShifter]] ||(5 page)(Public)
|-
|[[SimLife]]||(5+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[SexLife]]||(3+ pages)WIP(Public)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (40+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]|| ('''23,000+''' pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Snatch]] || (23 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (29 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga]]||('''{{PAGESINCAT:Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga}}''' pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Stalker]] ||(100+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(300+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Summer Party]] || (14 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Super Power Fantasy]] || (5+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Supershifter]] || (12+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Survive]] || (18 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Superhero?]] || (12 pages)(Public)
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|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Testing Facility #80085]]||(18 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Time for fun]]|| (0+ pages)(W.I.P)
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|[[The Time Lord]]||(Just started) (Public)
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|[[The Town]]|| (3 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Ty's Story]] || (30+ Pages) (W.I.P.)
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|[[University Daze]]|| ('''600+''' pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Vampire Weekend]]|| (325+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| ({{PAGESINCAT:Victim}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Walt Jizzney's Magic Kingdom]]|| (49+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[War Pigs]]|| ({{PAGESINCAT:War Pigs}} pages)(Do Not Edit)
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|[[War and Sex]]|| ({{PAGESINCAT:War and Sex}} pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Warped]]|| (10 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Where are you?]]||(7 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Whore it Out]]||(52+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Wish Coin]]||(1+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Work Attire]]|| (168+ pages)(Public)
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|[[The World is Yours]] || (8 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Yes, Yes, Yes, Your Honor]] || (250+ pages)(Public)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time will be dropped into the Pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

==Creating a Story==
If you have an idea for a story, you might like to try [[Idea Pitches|pitching your idea to other users]] and seeing how interested people might be in playing your story, what you could do to make playing your story fun, and who might be interested in collaborating with you to write it. Once you have done that, you can create it by entering your desired name for the Story into the search box and clicking '''Go'''. If the name has not already been taken, click this exact title to start the story. There are three general types of story. The first is the branching-plot story (an example of this is the Choose Your Own Adventure series of gamebooks), which require the reader to make choices but are otherwise like a regular novel. The second type is the role-playing game adventure, which combines the branching-plot novel with simple role-playing rules such as attack points and monster battles. The third type is the trivia quiz, where the player must answer questions as if they were on a game show.

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

Every page should have the category at the bottom. This keeps track of all the pages in the story. You can copy the category line from the previous page to the one you're working on. The category, obviously, is ''never'' 'name of story you're working on'. You type in the actual name of the story.

For additional help in wiki syntax, click [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Editing here]

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

To avoid accidentally crossing with other users' stories, it may be best to create pages with more than just an option name, like [[Unicorns]] or [[Open your eyes]]. Instead, when you create a new page, call it [[You have to slay The Dragon/_Page 1]] or [[YOUR CRAZY/Give up]]. You can have the link name be whatever you want though, like this:
<nowiki>[[You have to slay The Dragon|Enter The Dragon's Lair]]</nowiki> will appear as [[You have to slay The Dragon|Enter The Dragon's Lair]] on the page.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*Don't give too many options when starting a new story and leave half of them redlinked. Focus on a small number of story threads at first.
*Outline a general plan for what the intention of your story is when you start it: What genre and themes it belongs to.
*As alternative to plain formatting for your story, you may try using ''Italics'' to write the Narration, regular Font for character Dialogue and '''Bold''' for Character/Item/Location names or important developments. Example: ''As you walked through the'' '''Forest''', ''you heard a young girl calling out for you.'' "Jack! Wait for me! I have a gift for you!" ''Kate runs up to you and gives you the'' '''MacGuffin'''. Whatever style you choose, try to keep it consistent throughout the story.
*If you are having difficulty spacing out paragraphs, you can use <nowiki> </nowiki>. Example:
*<nowiki>This is an example of how to break up paragraphs on a page. This is the same example.</nowiki> will show as:
This is an example of how to break up paragraphs on a page. This is the same example.
*Don't inject crude humor into a story that's intended to be played straight.
*Please categorize the pages in your story. For example, if your story is called "The Story", then please add <nowiki>[[Category:The Story]]</nowiki> to each new page you create for your story.

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*For each page where you kill the player's character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where s/he can go on.
*Please stick to the theme and setting of the story, and discuss ideas for major changes on the discussion pages. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!''' Complete pages include options so the story can continue (unless the page is an ending). Incomplete pages will be edited or deleted.

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
*Pages with major spelling, grammar or other problems, but not problems that render the page spam and a candidate for deletion, should be categorized in the Pages Requiring Attention Category to get other editors to help fix it up. If a page is not yet complete, add it to Category:Pages Under Construction so people know the editor is still working on it and it does not need to have someone improve it.
*Story Endings should be categorized with Category:Endings.

== Poor Taste Stories ==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|Story||Status
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|[[Chimpout]]||(10+ Pages, WIP DON'T EDIT)
|-
|[[Dark Nights]] ||(3 pages)
|-
|[[My Sister]]||(Under Construction)
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(90+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Terror in Tibet]]||(DO NOT EDIT, for guys only.)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Molest Little Boys]] (Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(100+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funni.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}

==Meta-Games==
*[[CYOA Drinking Game]] (Teen/Adult, though you can play with soda if you're under the minimum age for drinking alcohol.)
*[[You Know You Play Too Many CYOAs When|You Know You Play Too Many CYOAs When...]]

[[Category: System Pages]]

Talk:Doctor Who: Cracked Reality

Trar — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:35:22 GMT

Trar:

TOM BAKER WAS BETTER

Fg/start/mahtha

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:01:57 GMT

Trar:

This Martha happens to be a talking dog. Y'know the popular children's TV show, Martha Speaks? Well, here's Martha, in all her glory.

Martha says "''Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a reminder of what that record includes: - As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Patrick Moynihan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.) - Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations, Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood, were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. She then chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.' - Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to be withdrawn. - Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign. - Hillary also recommended a close friend of the Clintons, Craig Livingstone, for the position of director of White House security. When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (?Filegate?) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, both Hillary and her husband denied knowing him. FBI agent Dennis Sculimbrene confirmed in a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in 1996, both the drug use and Hillary's involvement in hiring Livingstone. After that, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office, after serving seven presidents for over thirty years. - In order to open ?slots? in the White House for her friends the Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could be awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for 'gross mismanagement' and their reputations ruined. After a thirty-month investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime - mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours. - Another of Hil lary's assumed duties was directing the 'bimbo eruption squad' and scandal defense: ---- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit. ---- She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs. ---- Then they had to settle with Paula Jones after all. ---- And Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury ---- And Bill was impeached by the House. ---- And Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice (she avoided it mostly because she repeated, 'I do not recall,' 'I have no recollection,' and 'I don't know' 56 times under oath). - Hillary wrote 'It Takes a Village,' demonstrating her Socialist viewpoint. - Hill ary decided to seek election to the Senate in a state she had never lived in. Her husband pardoned FALN terrorists in order to get Latino support and the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish support. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support. - Then Hillary left the White House, but later had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen. - In the campaign for the Senate, Hillary played the 'woman card' by portraying her opponent (Lazio) as a bully picking on her. - Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to force the release of those records.) - As the junior Senator from New York, Hillary has passed no major legislation. She has deferred to the senior Senator (Schumer) to tend to the needs of New Yorkers, even on the hot issue of medical problems of workers involved in the cleanup of Ground Zero after 9/11. - Hillary's one notable vote; supporting the plan to invade Iraq, she has since disavowed. Quite a resume?. Sounds more like an organized crime family?s rap sheet. please read the following information gathered from the Library of Congress. Feel free to check these records for yourself; better still, read a little more, and try and stay current before posting assinine comments: Clinton v. Obama on Legislative Experience: Senator Clinton, who has served only one full term (6yrs.), and another year campaigning, has managed to author and pass into law, (20) twenty pieces of legislation in her first six years. These bills can be found on the website of the Library of Congress (www.thomas.loc.gov), but to save you trouble, I'll post them here for you: 1. Establish the Kate Mullany National Historic Site. 2. Support the goals and ideals of Better Hearing and Speech Month. 3. Recognize the Ellis Island Medal of Honor. 4. Name courthouse after Thurgood Marshall. 5. Name courthouse after James L. Watson. 6. Name post office after Jonn A. O'Shea. 7. Designate Aug. 7, 2003, as National Purple Heart Recognition Day. 8. Support the goals and ideals of National Purple Heart Recognition Day. This is a wall of text. 9. Honor the life and legacy of Alexander Hamilton on the bicentennial of his death. 10. Congratulate the Syracuse Univ. Orange Men's Lacrosse Team on winning the championship. 11. Congratulate the Le Moyne College Dolphins Men's Lacrosse Team on winning the championship. 12. Establish the 225th Anniversary of the American Revolution Commemorative Program. 13. Name post office after Sergeant Riayan A. Tejeda. 14. Honor Shirley Chisholm for her service to the nation and express condolences on her death. 15. Honor John J. Downing, Brian Fahey, and Harry Ford, firefighters who lost their lives on duty. Only five of Clinton's bills are, more substantive. 16. Extend period of unemployment assistance to victims of 9/11. 17. Pay for city projects in response to 9/11 18. Assist landmine victims in other countries. 19. Assist family caregivers in accessing affordable respite care. 20. Designate part of the National Forest System in Puerto Rico as protected in the wilderness preservation system. There you have it, the fact's straight from the Senate Record. Now, I would post those of Obama's, but the list is too substantive, so I'll mainly categorize. During the first (8) eight months of his elected service he sponsored over 820 bills. He introduced 233 regarding healthcare reform, 125 on poverty and public assistance, 112 crime fighting bills, 97 economic bills, 60 human rights and anti-discrimination bills, 21 ethics reform bills, 15 gun control, 6 veterans affairs and many others. His first year in the U.S. Senate, he authored 152 bills and co-sponsored another 427. These inculded **the Coburn-Obama Government Transparency Act of 2006 (became law), **The Lugar-Obama Nuclear Non-proliferation and Conventional Weapons Threat Reduction Act, (became law), **The Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act, passed the Senate, **The 2007 Government Ethics Bill, (became law), **The Protection Against Excessive Executive Compensation Bill, (In committee), and many more. In all since he entered the U.S. Senate, Senator Obama has written 890 bills and co-sponsored another 1096. An impressive record, for someone who supposedly has no legislative record. . . . My last point: Obama needs name recognition, he needs to be among the people, so people feel like they have access to him. HRC's debate challenge is more about the fact that her campaign is running low on money and she gets free air-time without spending anything. Would you give up the chance to see 20,000 voters up close and personal to be on a televised debate? No way! Obama, stick to your guns. Debate on your terms, not Hillary's! Go Obama 2008!''"

You die instantly.

*[[Fg/start|Restart]]

Fg/start/mahtha

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:57:09 GMT

Trar:

This Martha happens to be a talking dog. Y'know the popular TV show, Martha Speaks? Well, here's Martha, in all her glory.

Martha says "''Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a reminder of what that record includes: - As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Patrick Moynihan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.) - Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations, Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood, were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. She then chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.' - Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to be withdrawn. - Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign. - Hillary also recommended a close friend of the Clintons, Craig Livingstone, for the position of director of White House security. When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (?Filegate?) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, both Hillary and her husband denied knowing him. FBI agent Dennis Sculimbrene confirmed in a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in 1996, both the drug use and Hillary's involvement in hiring Livingstone. After that, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office, after serving seven presidents for over thirty years. - In order to open ?slots? in the White House for her friends the Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could be awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for 'gross mismanagement' and their reputations ruined. After a thirty-month investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime - mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours. - Another of Hil lary's assumed duties was directing the 'bimbo eruption squad' and scandal defense: ---- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit. ---- She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs. ---- Then they had to settle with Paula Jones after all. ---- And Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury ---- And Bill was impeached by the House. ---- And Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice (she avoided it mostly because she repeated, 'I do not recall,' 'I have no recollection,' and 'I don't know' 56 times under oath). - Hillary wrote 'It Takes a Village,' demonstrating her Socialist viewpoint. - Hill ary decided to seek election to the Senate in a state she had never lived in. Her husband pardoned FALN terrorists in order to get Latino support and the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish support. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support. - Then Hillary left the White House, but later had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen. - In the campaign for the Senate, Hillary played the 'woman card' by portraying her opponent (Lazio) as a bully picking on her. - Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to force the release of those records.) - As the junior Senator from New York, Hillary has passed no major legislation. She has deferred to the senior Senator (Schumer) to tend to the needs of New Yorkers, even on the hot issue of medical problems of workers involved in the cleanup of Ground Zero after 9/11. - Hillary's one notable vote; supporting the plan to invade Iraq, she has since disavowed. Quite a resume?. Sounds more like an organized crime family?s rap sheet. please read the following information gathered from the Library of Congress. Feel free to check these records for yourself; better still, read a little more, and try and stay current before posting assinine comments: Clinton v. Obama on Legislative Experience: Senator Clinton, who has served only one full term (6yrs.), and another year campaigning, has managed to author and pass into law, (20) twenty pieces of legislation in her first six years. These bills can be found on the website of the Library of Congress (www.thomas.loc.gov), but to save you trouble, I'll post them here for you: 1. Establish the Kate Mullany National Historic Site. 2. Support the goals and ideals of Better Hearing and Speech Month. 3. Recognize the Ellis Island Medal of Honor. 4. Name courthouse after Thurgood Marshall. 5. Name courthouse after James L. Watson. 6. Name post office after Jonn A. O'Shea. 7. Designate Aug. 7, 2003, as National Purple Heart Recognition Day. 8. Support the goals and ideals of National Purple Heart Recognition Day. This is a wall of text. 9. Honor the life and legacy of Alexander Hamilton on the bicentennial of his death. 10. Congratulate the Syracuse Univ. Orange Men's Lacrosse Team on winning the championship. 11. Congratulate the Le Moyne College Dolphins Men's Lacrosse Team on winning the championship. 12. Establish the 225th Anniversary of the American Revolution Commemorative Program. 13. Name post office after Sergeant Riayan A. Tejeda. 14. Honor Shirley Chisholm for her service to the nation and express condolences on her death. 15. Honor John J. Downing, Brian Fahey, and Harry Ford, firefighters who lost their lives on duty. Only five of Clinton's bills are, more substantive. 16. Extend period of unemployment assistance to victims of 9/11. 17. Pay for city projects in response to 9/11 18. Assist landmine victims in other countries. 19. Assist family caregivers in accessing affordable respite care. 20. Designate part of the National Forest System in Puerto Rico as protected in the wilderness preservation system. There you have it, the fact's straight from the Senate Record. Now, I would post those of Obama's, but the list is too substantive, so I'll mainly categorize. During the first (8) eight months of his elected service he sponsored over 820 bills. He introduced 233 regarding healthcare reform, 125 on poverty and public assistance, 112 crime fighting bills, 97 economic bills, 60 human rights and anti-discrimination bills, 21 ethics reform bills, 15 gun control, 6 veterans affairs and many others. His first year in the U.S. Senate, he authored 152 bills and co-sponsored another 427. These inculded **the Coburn-Obama Government Transparency Act of 2006 (became law), **The Lugar-Obama Nuclear Non-proliferation and Conventional Weapons Threat Reduction Act, (became law), **The Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act, passed the Senate, **The 2007 Government Ethics Bill, (became law), **The Protection Against Excessive Executive Compensation Bill, (In committee), and many more. In all since he entered the U.S. Senate, Senator Obama has written 890 bills and co-sponsored another 1096. An impressive record, for someone who supposedly has no legislative record. . . . My last point: Obama needs name recognition, he needs to be among the people, so people feel like they have access to him. HRC's debate challenge is more about the fact that her campaign is running low on money and she gets free air-time without spending anything. Would you give up the chance to see 20,000 voters up close and personal to be on a televised debate? No way! Obama, stick to your guns. Debate on your terms, not Hillary's! Go Obama 2008!''"

You die instantly.

*[[Fg/start|Restart]]

Idea Pitches

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:51:38 GMT

Trar:

This is a page full of IDEAS for choose your own adventures that haven't been authored yet. Sometimes, you have a great idea, but you just can't finish its story, right? Post the idea or unfinished piece here and have it changed.

Jeffthedork: I've been thinking about a story were: 3 teens are dared to spend the night in a haunted house and they get attacked by gousts and they find secret rooms and stuff like that.

---Good idea. What name and what rating?

---Jeffthdork: Rating = R. Name = Fright.

Jeffthedork: I've go another idea: A haunted prison kills it's convicts and it's guards. You would be a guard and have to try to live. The prison would be able to turn on machines by its self and make unreal stuff happen like the back wall of a cell push the inmate in the cell against the cell door, slicing him into many pieces.

NovelOfDoom: Is this page public?I hope so,cause I'm not sure xD.I had an idea for a story that I couldn't finish.Your a average guy who has a wife and 2 kids.Then all of a sudden this dude calls,saying he has a expert sniper who has a lock on your family,and you gotta go through a bunch of obstacles(involving fighting numerous enimies) assigned by the guy,or else he'll order the sniper to take out your kids and wife.Sorry that was so long :P

Yes, this page is public. And that's not too long for an idea pitch. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:17, 24 August 2008 (PDT)

Jack Frost: That is a really good story idea. (how come I never think of these great story ideas?) Would you mind if I write that story? It sounds excellent. Its just the thing I need.

TheEverLastingTale:Are you talking to me?LOL I'm NovelOfDoom,but sadly,I completely forgot my password,so I ended up making another account,LOL.Jack Frost,I likey that name :D.If you were talking about me,I would be honored if you write that story :D(I'm just guessing that you've been on this site for a long while,LMAO.)

monkey76: how about a story where the laws of physics (or reason) don't apply, so the most sensable choice might not work eg: if you ask boss for a raise he explodes and if you kick him he'll give you the ocarina of time.
or is that a bad idea?

Jack Frost: If somebody ever writes that, I hope they put it in the "Nobody Should Read These" section. But, that does sound like it would be a good story. That also seems like a great idea for a story.

Trar: I need help writing my story, [[Would_You%2C_Could_You%2C_Fuck_A_Goat%3F!|Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]. Every page has to have an option at the bottom of it leading to[[Die]], ALWAYS, no matter what. Also, the player will NEVER actually fuck a goat. That would be bad.

[[Category: System Pages]]

Idea Pitches

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:50:27 GMT

Trar:

This is a page full of IDEAS for choose your own adventures that haven't been authored yet. Sometimes, you have a great idea, but you just can't finish its story, right? Post the idea or unfinished piece here and have it changed.

Jeffthedork: I've been thinking about a story were: 3 teens are dared to spend the night in a haunted house and they get attacked by gousts and they find secret rooms and stuff like that.

---Good idea. What name and what rating?

---Jeffthdork: Rating = R. Name = Fright.

Jeffthedork: I've go another idea: A haunted prison kills it's convicts and it's guards. You would be a guard and have to try to live. The prison would be able to turn on machines by its self and make unreal stuff happen like the back wall of a cell push the inmate in the cell against the cell door, slicing him into many pieces.

NovelOfDoom: Is this page public?I hope so,cause I'm not sure xD.I had an idea for a story that I couldn't finish.Your a average guy who has a wife and 2 kids.Then all of a sudden this dude calls,saying he has a expert sniper who has a lock on your family,and you gotta go through a bunch of obstacles(involving fighting numerous enimies) assigned by the guy,or else he'll order the sniper to take out your kids and wife.Sorry that was so long :P

Yes, this page is public. And that's not too long for an idea pitch. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:17, 24 August 2008 (PDT)

Jack Frost: That is a really good story idea. (how come I never think of these great story ideas?) Would you mind if I write that story? It sounds excellent. Its just the thing I need.

TheEverLastingTale:Are you talking to me?LOL I'm NovelOfDoom,but sadly,I completely forgot my password,so I ended up making another account,LOL.Jack Frost,I likey that name :D.If you were talking about me,I would be honored if you write that story :D(I'm just guessing that you've been on this site for a long while,LMAO.)

monkey76: how about a story where the laws of physics (or reason) don't apply, so the most sensable choice might not work eg: if you ask boss for a raise he explodes and if you kick him he'll give you the ocarina of time.
or is that a bad idea?

Jack Frost: If somebody ever writes that, I hope they put it in the "Nobody Should Read These" section. But, that does sound like it would be a good story. That also seems like a great idea for a story.

Trar: I need help writing my story, [[Would_You%2C_Could_You%2C_Fuck_A_Goat%3F!|Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]. The die pages always lead to [[Die]], no matter what. Also, tge player will NEVER actually fuck a goat. That would be bad.

[[Category: System Pages]]

Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:47:49 GMT

Trar:

Well! You want to fuck a goat? This isn't the place to do it, sicko.

<tt>>pleease! ever since i played through smutty sex romp 89579859785795703280845 times i've always wanted to! pleeeease? /bambi eyes</tt>

Alright. BUT JUST THIS ONCE.

*[[fg/start|Go an' fuck a goat]]

*[[Die]]

Main Page

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:47:08 GMT

Trar: /* No One Should Read These */

Fg/start

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:46:12 GMT

Trar:

Hokay. You are standing in a pasture, with Martha and some goats.

You know what you must do.

<tt>>mast0rbate</tt>

No. Select a choice.

*[[fg/start/dowhatyoumustdo|Get straight to...''*shudder*''...the bestiality referenced in the title of this inane game]]

*[[fg/start/mahtha|Talk to Martha]]

*[[Die]]

Fg/start

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:44:58 GMT

Trar:

Hokay. You are standing in a pasture, with Martha and some goats.

You know what you must do.

<tt>>mast0rbate</tt>

No. Select a choice.

[[fg/start/dowhatyoumustdo|Get straight to...''*shudder*''...the bestiality referenced in the title of this inane game]]

[[fg/start/mahtha|Talk to Martha]]

[[Die]]

Fg/start

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:44:31 GMT

Trar:

Hokay. You are standing in a pasture, with Martha and some goats.

You know what you must do.

<tt>mast0rbate</tt>

No. Select a choice.

[[fg/start/dowhatyoumustdo|Get straight to...''*shudder*''...the bestiality referenced in the title of this inane game]]

[[fg/start/mahtha|Talk to Martha]]

[[Die]]

Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:42:00 GMT

Trar:

Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:41:47 GMT

Trar:

Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:41:21 GMT

Trar:

Well! You want to fuck a goat? This isn't the place to do it, sicko.

>pleease! ever since i played through smutty sex romp 89579859785795703280845 times i've always wanted to! pleeeease? /bambi eyes

Alright. BUT JUST THIS ONCE.

[[fg/start|Go an' fuck a goat]]

Main Page

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:38:47 GMT

Trar: /* No One Should Read These */

Main Page

Trar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:38:04 GMT

Trar: /* No One Should Read These */