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SaxyTWSTMan — Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:29:55 GMT

SaxyTWSTMan: Blanked the page

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SaxyTWSTMan — Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:29:31 GMT

SaxyTWSTMan:

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU DELETE OUR STORY YOU FUCKING SLUTWAD GOD YOUR A DOUCHE

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Kill Jurno for food

SaxyTWSTMan — Sat, 01 Mar 2014 19:45:32 GMT

SaxyTWSTMan: Created page with 'All these years you have hid cannibalistic tenancies, but now in the face of death you only have one option for food. You plunge your knife deep into Jurno's heart, and rip out h…'

All these years you have hid cannibalistic tenancies, but now in the face of death you only have one option for food. You plunge your knife deep into Jurno's heart, and rip out his organs. The blood rushes out and your mouth waters. You rip out his liver with only your teeth and indulge in the savory taste of: you are a fucking psychopath that deserves to die why would you even choose this option? conveniently there is a can of beans nearby in your pack and you enjoy a nice meal under the moonlight until a bear comes and anally rapes you and kills you with your own knife. That's what you get!

THE END

Go and kiss Jurno

SaxyTWSTMan — Sat, 01 Mar 2014 19:31:02 GMT

SaxyTWSTMan: Created page with 'Though you love your girlfriend, Gerta, and her elephant size tits, you intend to make these last moments of your life your best. You run up to Jurno and embrace him. Giving up y…'

Though you love your girlfriend, Gerta, and her elephant size tits, you intend to make these last moments of your life your best. You run up to Jurno and embrace him. Giving up your desires to him and taking in all his body. You lock hands in his and join your mouths, sharing your bodily fluids passionately. You make sweet love till the moon rises in the sky and you proceed to spoon till the night has ended keeping your hands on each other and keeping your bodies warm. No Homo. You drift asleep.

A Ukraine soldier comes across your snuggling bodies and does what any sane man would do. JOIN IN THE FUN OF COURSE! He drops on the ground and begins to anally penetrate you, but as soon as the man begins to have fun, his soldier buddy comes by and with disgust, shoots you, Jurno, and the Ukrainian soldier.

The bullet passes clean through your skull and kills all three of you instantly.

THE END

Check your surroundings

SaxyTWSTMan — Sat, 01 Mar 2014 19:19:02 GMT

SaxyTWSTMan: Created page with 'You look around you nervously trying to think of where you are. You see the icy taiga around you and the steam of your breath. You hear the sound of yelling and gunshots. You tur…'

You look around you nervously trying to think of where you are. You see the icy taiga around you and the steam of your breath. You hear the sound of yelling and gunshots. You turn to see a city aflame in the distance through the icy winds of the snow storm. "Must be the Ukraine, don'cha know?" You tell Jurno. "Hergan-slurgan-flurgan-turgan!" he replies. He was never the smartest person, but you find something about him that you just cant live without. You're not gay or anything but you'd totally suck his dick. No Homo. You must now choose what to do next.
Do You:

[[Go and kiss Jurno]]

[[Search area for supplies]]

[[Head directly toward the city]]

Let him go

SaxyTWSTMan — Sat, 01 Mar 2014 19:03:44 GMT

SaxyTWSTMan:

You let him go. You don't realize what you've done. You run and grab a parachute. Then you jump. You've been trained in para-trooping for 4 years. You catch jurno and open the chute. He screams at you because you let him go, but you both land safely on the ground. On the other hand your behind enemy lines with 5 rounds of ammo between the two of you and one knife.
Do you:

[[Check your surroundings]]

[[Kill Jurno for food]]

[[Think on how this happened]]