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Walk outside calmly

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:44:59 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''Because you tried to play it cool you died a terrible death by skull fucking from Mr. Clean Clones. THE END''''

'''Because you tried to play it cool you died a terrible death by skull fucking from Mr. Clean Clones. THE END'''

Scream "SHIT!"

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:43:39 GMT

Riptide45:

'''This option was very literal. You scream what you wanted to. And then you died a horrible anal rape death. GAME OVER'''

Scream "SHIT!"

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:43:18 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with 'This option was very literal. You scream what you wanted to. And then you died a horrible anal rape death. GAME OVER'

This option was very literal. You scream what you wanted to. And then you died a horrible anal rape death. GAME OVER

Scream "WHAHT THAAA FAAAUUUCK??!!"

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:43:06 GMT

Riptide45:

'''This option was very literal. You scream what you wanted to. And then you died a horrible anal rape death. GAME OVER'''

Scream "WHAHT THAAA FAAAUUUCK??!!"

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:42:39 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''This option was very literal. You scream what you wanted to. And then you died a horibble anal rape death. GAME OVER''''

'''This option was very literal. You scream what you wanted to. And then you died a horibble anal rape death. GAME OVER'''

Hump the vase with the alien

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:40:50 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You walk up to the alien. It looks at you awkwardly. Then you both proceed to gangbang this vase. You and the alien end up both marrying the vase and have 239 kids! And you li…'

'''You walk up to the alien. It looks at you awkwardly. Then you both proceed to gangbang this vase. You and the alien end up both marrying the vase and have 239 kids! And you lived happily ever after you sick fuck!'''

Teleport into her house

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:38:53 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You can't teleport you fuckin' retard. Just go back and whack off or something''''

'''You can't teleport you fuckin' retard. Just go back and whack off or something'''

Use your laser nipples on them

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:37:35 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You shoot rainbows at them and they all get raped by unicorns! YAY! You should probably run now though.. is that mar- never mind just click the run option!''' RUN'

'''You shoot rainbows at them and they all get raped by unicorns! YAY! You should probably run now though.. is that mar- never mind just click the run option!'''

[[RUN]]

Walk away casually

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:35:26 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''Now's really not the time asshole! Go back and choose a different one. What's that? Why Include this option if I'm just gunna yell at you? Go fuck yourself pansy! I do what i …'

'''Now's really not the time asshole! Go back and choose a different one. What's that? Why Include this option if I'm just gunna yell at you? Go fuck yourself pansy! I do what i want bitch! THIS MAY BE YOUR STORY JORDAN BUT IM THE ONE WRITING IT!!'''

End this story cause this is too much work creating all these different options

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:33:12 GMT

Riptide45:

'''HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR THIS. I'm im so tired of creating all these different twists and turns and trying to keep it funny ya' know? THE END'''

End this story cause this is too much work creating all these different options

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:32:46 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR THIS. I'm im so tired of creating all these differ twists and turns and trying to keep it funny ya' know? THE END''''

'''HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR THIS. I'm im so tired of creating all these differ twists and turns and trying to keep it funny ya' know? THE END'''

Use your monster cock to bash their bodies into the ground

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:31:38 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You slam your giant member down on them and blood splatters all over the place like smashing a fucking pie.''' Do you: RUN Walk away casually [[End this story ca…'

'''You slam your giant member down on them and blood splatters all over the place like smashing a fucking pie.'''

Do you:

[[RUN]]

[[Walk away casually]]

[[End this story cause this is too much work creating all these different options]]

Tell your parents about the alien

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:28:23 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You run downstairs and scream "mom! Dad! There was an alien upstairs!" They look up at you and peel there faces off to reveal that they are actually Mr. Clean clones!!''' Do …'

'''You run downstairs and scream "mom! Dad! There was an alien upstairs!" They look up at you and peel there faces off to reveal that they are actually Mr. Clean clones!!'''

Do you:

[[RUN]]

[[Scream "SHIT!"]]

[[Scream "WHAHT THAAA FAAAUUUCK??!!"]]

[[Walk outside calmly]]

Pull out your 367 foot long schlong and wreak havoc all over the city

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:25:08 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You pull out your raging monster and walk down the street swinging it like a cane and destroying everything in your path. The police set up a barricade to try and stop you.'''…'

'''You pull out your raging monster and walk down the street swinging it like a cane and destroying everything in your path. The police set up a barricade to try and stop you.'''

Do you:

[[Use your monster cock to bash their bodies into the ground]]

[[Use your laser nipples on them]]

Ask for Brian

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:22:48 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You politely ask if Brian's home and his father goes and gets him. Brian comes downstairs only to greet you with a stab in the stomach.''' Do you: [[Shoot lasers out of your…'

'''You politely ask if Brian's home and his father goes and gets him. Brian comes downstairs only to greet you with a stab in the stomach.'''

Do you:

[[Shoot lasers out of your nipples and destroy Brian's house]]

[[Tell Brian that you love him]]

--OR--

[[Come to the conclusion that you're invincible]]

Tell Brian that you love him

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:22:14 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You look Brian in the eyes and say, "I love you brian, i always have". After you reveal the truth to your friend he stabs you continuously and you bleed out and die. Good job …'

'''You look Brian in the eyes and say, "I love you brian, i always have". After you reveal the truth to your friend he stabs you continuously and you bleed out and die. Good job dumbass. GAME OVER'''

Come to the conclusion that you're invincible

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:19:28 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You think to your self "Wait this is my story! I can do whatever the fuck i want!". As you think to your self Brian continuously stabs you and you bleed out and die. GG Dumbas…'

'''You think to your self "Wait this is my story! I can do whatever the fuck i want!". As you think to your self Brian continuously stabs you and you bleed out and die. GG Dumbass.'''

Walk downstairs

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:17:23 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You walk downstairs and see your parents in the kitchen, although, you could just fucking leave cause its a story and honestly fuck your parents.''' Do you: [[Say hi to your…'

'''You walk downstairs and see your parents in the kitchen, although, you could just fucking leave cause its a story and honestly fuck your parents.'''

Do you:

[[Say hi to your parents]]

[[Walk to JT's house]]

[[Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house]]

Say hi to your parents

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:16:52 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You walk in your kitchen and say hi to your parents. They respond with a simple "Go fuck your self Jordan". (see? I told you, I said fuck your parents but nope you wanted to b…'

'''You walk in your kitchen and say hi to your parents. They respond with a simple "Go fuck your self Jordan". (see? I told you, I said fuck your parents but nope you wanted to be all nice and shit)'''

Walk into the house like an asshole

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:10:38 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''Brian rushes down the stairs furiously (maybe cause you just walked in you fucking dick) and stabs you in the stomach.''' Do you: [[Shoot lasers out of your nipples and dest…'

'''Brian rushes down the stairs furiously (maybe cause you just walked in you fucking dick) and stabs you in the stomach.'''

Do you:

[[Shoot lasers out of your nipples and destroy Brian's house]]

[[Tell Brian that you love him]]

--OR--

[[Come to the conclusion that you're invincible]]

Ring Brian's door bell

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:07:43 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You ring Brian's door bell and to your surprise his father answers the door.''' Do you: Ask for Brian Walk into the house like an asshole [[Shoot lasers out of you…'

'''You ring Brian's door bell and to your surprise his father answers the door.'''

Do you:

[[Ask for Brian]]

[[Walk into the house like an asshole]]

[[Shoot lasers out of your nipples and destroy Brian's house]]

Shoot lasers out of your nipples and destroy Brian's house

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:07:16 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''Rainbow lasers come flying from your nipples completely destroying Brian's house and killing everyone inside!''' Do you: Walk to JT's house Go to Cody's house [[Fa…'

'''Rainbow lasers come flying from your nipples completely destroying Brian's house and killing everyone inside!'''

Do you:

[[Walk to JT's house]]

[[Go to Cody's house]]

[[Fart]]

--OR--

[[Go to the mall]]

Shoot the alien

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:00:11 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You shoot the alien with you laser nipples like a badass and hang his corpse up on the wall for everyone to see.''' Do you: Leave your house [[Tell your parents about t…'

'''You shoot the alien with you laser nipples like a badass and hang his corpse up on the wall for everyone to see.'''

Do you:

[[Leave your house]]

[[Tell your parents about the alien]]

Point your ass out the window and take a shit

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:53:33 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You stick your ass out the window and let your bowels scream at the sun! A nearby neighbor sees you and looks like she's about to call the police''' Do you: [[teleport into …'

'''You stick your ass out the window and let your bowels scream at the sun! A nearby neighbor sees you and looks like she's about to call the police'''

Do you:

[[teleport into her house]]

[[sneak out the window]]

--OR--

[[Get up and go into the hallway]]

Go tell your parents sorry

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:50:31 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''Are you serious? You really think you can go downstairs without killing your parents with that thing?? Dumbass. GAME OVER.''''

'''Are you serious? You really think you can go downstairs without killing your parents with that thing?? Dumbass. GAME OVER.'''

Go to Cody's house

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:48:34 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''Cody can go fuck himself.''' Do you: Ring Brian's door bell Walk to JT's house'

'''Cody can go fuck himself.'''

Do you:

[[Ring Brian's door bell]]

[[Walk to JT's house]]

Get up and go into the hallway

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:48:02 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You get up and walk into the hallway. There's an alien humping an expensive vase in the corner. Once again, don't fucking ask.''' Do you: Hump the vase with the alien […'

'''You get up and walk into the hallway. There's an alien humping an expensive vase in the corner. Once again, don't fucking ask.'''

Do you:

[[Hump the vase with the alien]]

[[Shoot the alien]]

[[Walk downstairs]]

Leave your house

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:45:22 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''When you step off your property you breathe a breath of fresh air.''' Walk in the middle of the street Go back inside through the front door Walk to JT's house …'

'''When you step off your property you breathe a breath of fresh air.'''

[[Walk in the middle of the street]]

[[Go back inside through the front door]]

[[Walk to JT's house]]

[[Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house]]

[[Pull out your 367 foot long schlong and wreak havoc all over the city]]

Go back inside through the front door

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:44:49 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You try to open the door but its locked.''' Walk to JT's house Walk in the middle of the street Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house [[Pull out your 367 …'

'''You try to open the door but its locked.'''

[[Walk to JT's house]]

[[Walk in the middle of the street]]

[[Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house]]

[[Pull out your 367 foot long schlong and wreak havoc all over the city]]

Whack off on yourself

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:44:14 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You pull out your 367 foot long penis and destroy your own house! HOW THE FUCK DID THAT GET IN THERE?!''' Do you: Go tell your parents sorry Leave your house'

'''You pull out your 367 foot long penis and destroy your own house! HOW THE FUCK DID THAT GET IN THERE?!'''

Do you:

[[Go tell your parents sorry]]

[[Leave your house]]

Walk to JT's house

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:43:51 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You walk to JT's house and stand outside.''' Do you: Ring his door bell Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house'

'''You walk to JT's house and stand outside.'''

Do you:

[[Ring his door bell]]

[[Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house]]

Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:42:13 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You go to Brian's house and stand outside.''' Do you: Ring Brian's door bell Go to Cody's house'

'''You go to Brian's house and stand outside.'''

Do you:

[[Ring Brian's door bell]]

[[Go to Cody's house]]

User:Riptide45

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:34:15 GMT

Riptide45:

== Jordan's Magical Adventure ==

'''Your name is Jordan Saechao. You've just awoken in your house and feel great.'''

Do you:

[[piss yourself in your bed]]

[[point your ass out the window and take a shit]]

[[get up and go into the hallway]]

--OR--

[[go back to sleep and end your journey]]

Go back to sleep and end your journey

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:32:37 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''your a faggot. GAME OVER''''

'''your a faggot. GAME OVER'''

Walk in the middle of the street

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:22:04 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You traverse into the middle of the street when all of the sudden Kali Muscle driving Optimus Prime runs you over. Good job dumbass your dead. GAME OVER''''

'''You traverse into the middle of the street when all of the sudden Kali Muscle driving Optimus Prime runs you over. Good job dumbass your dead. GAME OVER'''

Sneak out the window

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:16:59 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You sneak out the window and run from the house. Now that your away you try and figure out what to do.''' Do you: Walk in the middle of the street [[Go back inside thro…'

'''You sneak out the window and run from the house. Now that your away you try and figure out what to do.'''

Do you:

[[Walk in the middle of the street]]

[[Go back inside through the front door]]

[[Walk to JT's house]]

[[Fuck JT, walk all the way to Brian's house]]

[[Pull out your 367 foot long schlong and wreak havoc all over the city]]

Piss yourself in your bed

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:16:24 GMT

Riptide45: Created page with ''''You let your fluids run free as your bed starts to look and smell like sea world. Don't question it damnit.''' Do you: Get up and go into the hallway [[Sneak out the wi…'

'''You let your fluids run free as your bed starts to look and smell like sea world. Don't question it damnit.'''

Do you:

[[Get up and go into the hallway]]

[[Sneak out the window]]

--OR--

[[whack off on yourself]]

User:Riptide45

Riptide45 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:15:17 GMT

Riptide45: Your a boy named Jordan

'''Your name is Jordan Saechao. You've just awoken in your house and feel great.'''

Do you:

[[piss yourself in your bed]]

[[point your ass out the window and take a shit]]

[[get up and go into the hallway]]

--OR--

[[go back to sleep and end your journey]]