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Try the Dead Cat Club, notorious for being filled with messed up goth teens ready to risk any weirdo to get back at Daddy?

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:25:52 GMT

Mark: Try the Dead Cat Club, notorious for being filled with messed up goth teens ready to risk any wierdo to get back at Daddy? moved to Try the Dead Cat Club, notorious for being filled with messed up goth teens ready to risk any weirdo to get back at Daddy?

Although the Goth chicks all claim to be "So different and not blending in with the norm"... they pretty much all look the same: Funny-colored hair, random piercings, and way too much black in their wardrobe. Still, their oh-so-moody-and-depressed act includes acting indifferent to guys pulling their clothes off and stuffing their pussies full of dick, and once all the black clothes come off, their pussies are usually wet and tight.

Do you:
*[[Fuck the one with the D's and the white hair]]
*[[Fuck the one with the flat chest and the red hair]]
*[[Fuck the one with the pink hair and the spiked dog collar around her neck]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Dead Cat Club]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Ignore him and hurry towards your goal?

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:22:49 GMT

Mark:

You drive into the Red Light District, your home away from home. You do a circuit of the roads, refreshing the list of establishments in your mind before you pick one.

Do you:
*[[Decide to go into LeRonte, the only 'classy' place to be found?]]
*[[Try the Dead Cat Club, notorious for being filled with messed up goth teens ready to risk any weirdo to get back at Daddy?]]
*[[Go into one of the smaller establishments where you can get fucked cheap and simple?]]
*[[Find the back door to the Nuclear War gay joint?]]
*[[Check out the Ball and Chain BDSM establishment?]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Red Light District]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Tortuga.

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:14:30 GMT

Mark:

Ok, you are Norrington and start in Tortuga.

You have been chasing after Jack Sparrow and his crew for months now, and have finally been devastated by a hurricane. Your entire crew is dead. You manage to get back to Port Royal to report your losses, when you discover that Lord Beckett has taken over here and arrested Mrs. Swann. Beckett wants to arrest you too, and you barely manage to get away.

You went to stay in Tortuga, the only place where you could be somewhat free from Beckett. Months after you have arrived there, though, you received a letter from Beckett, saying he will hire you back if you get a special compass Jack Sparrow has in his possession. This opportunity is too good to pass up. You finally decide to:

*[[Hire a crew, buy a ship and go after Sparrow.]]
*[[Wait here, trusting Sparrow will come sooner or later.]]

Or,
*[[Decide offer can be passed up.]]
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/norrington3-toe.jpg

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*http://www.jsmosby.com/images/thumbs/Weapon1833Dragoon%20Sword.jpg [[D]] 30:30. [[DA]] 1-10
|Health=350|MP=0|Level=10}}
[[Category:Pirates of Caribbean]]

Act like nothing happened

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:10:39 GMT

Mark:

She ignores you, too, and you soon forget about the whole thing.

About a month later, Michelle informs you via e-mail that she's dropping out of school and moving to New York. She tells you she's gotten a job out there in an art studio. She says she's going out there with her "boyfriend and girlfriend," which sounds a little odd. Not 10 minutes later, you get a weird e-mail from your graduate assistant, Steve. He says he's going to New York, too. He says he's tired of academia and has found some great people that he wants to spend time with.

You:
*[[blow it all off]]
*[[write Steve and tell him to get a grip on reality]]
*[[write Michelle and try to get her to explain]]
{{Foster Status|Identity=Jack Foster, Philosophy Professor}}
[[Category: The Story of Jack Foster]]

What the hell was the warning?!

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:03:58 GMT

Mark:

"Once someone enters The Fun Camp, they never come back again!" he says. "The slasher gets them, every one of them! If you go there, you're doomed! Doomed, I tell you!"

This warning has to be the ramblings of an old lunatic... right?

*[[Go home now]]
*[[Forget him. You're ready for the best sex of your life]]
{{SlasherStatus|Live=You, Nikki, Tomas, Andrew, Chris, Jackie|Dead=No one... yet}}
[[Category: Slasher]]

Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)/TalktoData

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:01:28 GMT

Mark:

Data puts down the live ghak and sour cream lebanese roll he was enjoying to talk to you.

"G'day mate." he greets in a thick Russian accent. You sense he's feeling broken-hearted, but of course since he's a robot you can only sense his feelings and not his full thoughts.

It's just a hunch, but maybe Data isn't operating properly?

--Yes, you've hit a dead end in this Choose Your Own Adventure. I've included this page as a bit of humour. But really, somebody needs to use their creative talents to flesh out this branch of the story -- perhaps that someone is you?
[[Category: Sabatoge]]

Start your adventure

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:59:19 GMT

Mark:

You're glad to be on your new assignment to the Enterprise, and that your good friend Xon, a Vulcan, is joining you on this assignment. Xon has been assigned to work with you on whatever Captain Picard assign you to do. You knew your mission was secretive, and you didn't get much detail about it.

It's stardate 48001.82. You haven't had much sleep and you're anxious on finding out what this mission is all about. As soon as you beam up to the Enterprise, you are instructed to meet Captain Picard in his ready room. You sense a great deal of importance and fear at the same time.

Captain Picard greets you warmly, and immediately instructs you on the purpose of the mission. Picard had instructed Starfleet command that he needed the best for this mission, and that's what he got. Xon, a brilliant Vulcan with an aptitude towards everything, but with a unique ability to be diplomatic and convincing. And you, a Betazoid with all the skills for an effective intelligence officer. Captain Picard tell you that Data will be working directly with you and Xon. He says that there's a problem on the ship. Somehow, a bunch of the Starfleet personnel are planning to sabotage the Enterprise and work on taking it over, and using it as a base for rogue operations. Picard wants you to be discreet on this mission, but wants you to do whatever is necessary to find out which group of people are coordinating these sabotage operations and take them out.

You sense that the reason you and your good friend Xon have been assigned here on the Enterprise is because Picard can't trust any crewmembers at all.

You decide to find out more about this group.

Do you:
*[[Leave Picard and Xon to talk, and conduct your own investigation]]
*[[Get more information about this group from Picard]]
*[[Figure out how you can help sabotage the Enterprise]]
[[Category: Sabatoge]]

Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:55:38 GMT

Mark:

This is a bookmark/holder page.

Click the link below to start your "Sabatoge" adventure.

*[[Start your adventure]]
[[Category: Sabatoge| Sabatoge]]

Starting area

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:47:19 GMT

Mark: THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

"Good idea," the voice says. "Remember, when a hydra gets its head cut off, it grows two in that head's place. Now, since hydras don't exist in the world where you were killed, I'm moving you elsewhere/elsewhen."

You find yourself in the body of a great and powerful serpent, overlooking a small village of thatched-roof cottages.

*[[Slither away from the village.]]
*[[Attack the village.]]
*[[Stay and keep watch.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Hydra''|Health=250|MP=10|Level=4}}
[[Category:Dead Kid]]

Starting area

Mark — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:47:04 GMT

Mark: THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

"Good idea," the voice says. "Remember, when a hydra gets its head cut off, it grows two in that head's place. Now, since hydras don't exist in the world where you were killed, I'm moving you elsewhere/elsewhen."

You find yourself in the body of a great and powerful serpent, overlooking a small village of thatched-roofed cottages.

*[[Slither away from the village.]]
*[[Attack the village.]]
*[[Stay and keep watch.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Hydra''|Health=250|MP=10|Level=4}}
[[Category:Dead Kid]]