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+Infinity/Scream around like a little baby with guards

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 15:18:53 GMT

Macgyver:

You run and scream like a girl, wishing that you never fought the guards. They both look at you with a deadpan face, before guard 2 smacks his mace in your face. I think you won't be waking up anytime soon...

* [[+Infinity|Do you want to restart?]]

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+Infinity/Scream around like a little baby with guards

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 15:18:27 GMT

Macgyver:

+Infinity/Scream around like a little baby with guards

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 15:17:51 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You run and scream like a girl, wishing that you never fought the guards. They both look at you with a deadpan face, before guard 2 smacks his mace in your face. I think you won'…'

+Infinity/Fight the wiki guards

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 15:13:23 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You get into a fighting position, prepared to fight the guards! * Guard 1 punches you very hard! 5 points of damage! * Guard 2 hits you with his wiki mace! 10 points of damage!…'

You get into a fighting position, prepared to fight the guards!

* Guard 1 punches you very hard! 5 points of damage!

* Guard 2 hits you with his wiki mace! 10 points of damage!

What will you do?

* [[+Infinity/Punch guard 1|Punch guard 1 very hard!]]
* [[+Infinity/Failed roundhouse kick!|Hit both guards with a well put roundhouse kick]]
* [[+Infinity/Scream around like a little baby with guards|Scream around like a little baby, you don't know what to do!]]

{{+Status|ID= A web virus}}
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+Infinity/Wikipedia

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 15:03:15 GMT

Macgyver:

A good option, i see. You fly through the webs until you find Wikipédia. It's mostly a blank space, with random words flying around, and some completely white buildings here and there.

Before you could look at the rest of the place, however, 2 wiki guards jump in front of you! They say:

* Guard 1: Who is this fucker?

* Guard 2: Who cares what he is? He ins't in our data. Kill him!

Carefully, you decide to:

* [[+Infinity/Fight the wiki guards|Stay and fight the guards]]
* [[+Ininity/Pacifist on the internet|Try and talk with them]]

{{+Status|ID= A web virus}}
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+Infinity/Wikipedia

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 14:57:18 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'A good option, i see. You fly through the webs until you find Wikipédia. It's mostly a blank space, with random words flying around, with some completely white buildings here an…'

A good option, i see. You fly through the webs until you find Wikipédia. It's mostly a blank space, with random words flying around, with some completely white buildings here and there.

Before you could look at the rest of the place, however, 2 wiki guards jump in front of you! They say:

* Guard 1: Who is this fucker?

* Guard 2: Who cares what he is? He ins't in our data. Kill him!

Carefully, you decide to:

* [[+Infinity/Fight the wiki guards|Stay and fight the guards]]
* [[+Ininity/Pacifist on the internet|Try and talk with them]]

{{+Status|ID= A web virus}}
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+Infinity/Interweb travelling virus

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 14:16:26 GMT

Macgyver:

You are a being without a real form, created by a hacker to cause chaos and destruction in the internet. Fantastic.

But wait! You have to decide what site you will go first! Choose your destiny!

* [[+Infinity/Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]
* [[+Infinity/Youtube|Youtube]]
* [[+Infinity/DeviantART|DeviantART]]
* [[+Infinity/Facebook|Facebook]]
* [[+Infinity/Save the potatoes.com (WAT)|Save the potatoes.com]]
* [[+Infinity/Deep web|Who cares for alll these sites? I want some SERIOUS destruction: Let's go to the deep web!]]

{{+Status|ID= A web virus}}
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+Infinity/Interweb travelling virus

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 14:16:05 GMT

Macgyver:

You are a being without a real form, created by a hacker to cause chaos and destruction in the internet. Fantastic.

But wait! You have to decide what site you will go first! Choose your destiny!

* [[+Infinity/Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]
* [[+Infinity/Youtube|Youtube]]
* [[+Infinity/DeviantART|DeviantART]]
* [[+Infinity/Facebook|Facebook]]
* [[+Infinity/Save the potatoes.com (WAT)|Save the potatoes.com]]
* [[+Infinity/Deep web|Who cares for alll these sites? I want some SERIOUS destruction: Let's go the deep web!]]

{{+Status|ID= A web virus}}
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+Infinity/Interweb travelling virus

Macgyver — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 14:12:47 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You are a being without a real form, created by a hacker to cause chaos and destruction in the internet. Fantastic. But wait! You have to decide what site you will go first! Cho…'

You are a being without a real form, created by a hacker to cause chaos and destruction in the internet. Fantastic.

But wait! You have to decide what site you will go first! Choose your destiny!

* [[+Infinity|Wikipedia]]
* [[+Infinity|Youtube]]
* [[+Infinity|DeviantART]]
* [[+Infinity|Facebook]]
* [[+Infinity|Save the potatoes.com]]
* [[+Infinity|Who cares for alll these sites? I want some SERIOUS destruction: Let's go the deep web!]]

{{+Status|ID= A web virus}}
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+Infinity/Fly with the copter anyway, it's just a little ball of dust...

Macgyver — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 14:53:08 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You start the engines, and the copter starts to get out of the ground, you are almost out of the castle... when the engine stops, the copter starts to go down, only to hit a tree…'

You start the engines, and the copter starts to get out of the ground, you are almost out of the castle... when the engine stops, the copter starts to go down, only to hit a tree in the garden. I bet it will take loads of time until the toads clean your mess..

[[+Infinity|The toads finally cleaned the mess! Hop in there!]]

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+Infinity/Use the best automatic cleaner in the castle, named 'holy water of death'

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 18:31:27 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'Hum...you don't remember this cleaner. In fact, you never heard of it when going to shop. You use it in the chamber, which starts shaking, and then, melting into nothing! Oh no! …'

Hum...you don't remember this cleaner. In fact, you never heard of it when going to shop. You use it in the chamber, which starts shaking, and then, melting into nothing! Oh no! Now remember it, it's a potion link gave you in the last trip to the beach! And now, you are traped into a dissolving chamber... but hey, at least you brought your nintendo ds to play while you die! Cheers!

[[+Infinity|Hey! Take this other magic potion! This one will give you a extra chance!]]

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+Infinity/An helicopter! I can jump from it when i'm near the castle!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 18:23:29 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'Of course! Helicopters are quite cheap too! That makes your decision even better! You take your own copter, that stands outside the castle. But it is old these days, and the pilo…'

Of course! Helicopters are quite cheap too! That makes your decision even better! You take your own copter, that stands outside the castle. But it is old these days, and the pilot chamber is full of dust...

* [[+Infinity/Use the best automatic cleaner in the castle, named 'holy water of death']]
* [[+Infinity/Use a mushroom on the chamber, hoping it will clear everything in sight.]]
* [[+Infinity/Fly with the copter anyway, it's just a little ball of dust...]]

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+Infinity/Kill bowser! I'm sick of this motherfucker kidnapping me!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 18:03:22 GMT

Macgyver:

Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh! After 25 years of kidnapping, there is nothing better than this! You go to the armoury to pick some guns. You take the shotgun and the pocket knife. Now, what transportations you will use to get to bowser?

* [[+Infinity/An helicopter! I can jump from it when i'm near the castle!]]
* [[+Infinity/A boat, it's slower, but it will drive less atention!]]

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+Infinity/Kill bowser! I'm sick of this motherfucker kidnapping me!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 18:02:03 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh! After 25 years of kidnapping, there is nothing better than this! You go to the armoury to pick some guns. You take the shotgun and the pocket knife. Now, what…'

Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh! After 25 years of kidnapping, there is nothing better than this! You go to the armoury to pick some guns. You take the shotgun and the pocket knife. Now, what transportations you will use to get to bowser?

[[+Infinity/An helicopter! I can jump from it when i'm near the castle!]]
[[+Infinity/A boat, it's slower, but it will drive less atention!]]

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+Infinity/Peach

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 17:34:56 GMT

Macgyver:

Not bad selection. You are in the mushroom kingdom castle, and everything seems in peace. Because of that, you decide to:

* [[+Infinity/Kill bowser! I'm sick of this motherfucker kidnapping me!]]
* [[+Infinity/Change the royal rules so you can become a filty rich woman!]]
* [[+Infinity/Walk on the streets.]]
* [[+Infinity/Enter the drug dealing turf of the kingdom]]

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+Infinity/Peach

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 17:34:22 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'Not bad selection. You are in the mushroom kingdom castle, and everything seems in peace. Because of that, you decide to: * [[+Infinity/Kill bownser! I'm sick of this motherfuck…'

Not bad selection. You are in the mushroom kingdom castle, and everything seems in peace. Because of that, you decide to:

* [[+Infinity/Kill bownser! I'm sick of this motherfucker kidnapping me!]]
* [[+Infinity/Change the royal rules so you can become a filty rich woman!]]
* [[+Infinity/Walk on the streets.]]
* [[+Infinity/Enter the drug dealing turf of the kingdom]]

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+Infinity

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 17:27:17 GMT

Macgyver:

First off, anything and everything you can think of can happen in this story. Second, if you don't like something in this ever ongoing story, deal with it or add a page from your own imagination. Third, there should ALWAYS be an option on a page; if not, then feel free to add one. Finally, have fun, but don't break anything... or do... whatever floats your boat.

You wake up. What are you?
*[[+Infinity/Male|Male]] 
*[[+Infinity/Female|Female]] 
*[[+Infinity/Both|Both]] 
*[[+Infinity/Neither|Neither]] 
*[[+Infinity/Michael Rosen|Michael Rosen]] (A 67 year old pedo)
*[[+Infinity/Animal|I'm an animal!]] 
*[[+Infinity/God|I am God!]] 
*[[+Infinity/Lego|I'm a Lego person!]]
*[[+infinity/tv|TV]] 
*[[+Infinity/π|π]]
*[[+Infinity/Dildo|Dildo]]
*[[+Infinity/Living Slime|Carbon based polymorphic jel life-form (aka living slime)]]
*[[+Infinity/BANANA!|BANANA!]]
*[[+Infinity/Time traveller|Time-travelling mad scientist]]
*[[A zombie]]
*[[COOKIE!!]]
*[[+Infinity/Book|A book]]
*[[+Infinity/Non-Existent|I don't exist]]
*[[+Infinity/An all-powerful potato|An all-powerful potato]]
*[[Viking]]
*[[+Infinity/Secret Agent|A Secret Agent]]
*[[+Infinity/Super-hero|I'm a Super-Hero!]]
*[[+Infinity/Historical figure|Very important historical figure!]]
*[[+Infinity/Interweb travelling virus|An Interweb travelling virus]]

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+Infinity

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 17:25:43 GMT

Macgyver:

+Infinity/The paperclip, i'll show these guys that you don't need to be macgyver to use networking!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:58:49 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'Why not? Paperclips work for almost every situation! You grab the paperclip, and when the gang members are just a few meters from you, you jump on them, punching them hard with t…'

Why not? Paperclips work for almost every situation! You grab the paperclip, and when the gang members are just a few meters from you, you jump on them, punching them hard with the paperclip, and when killed one of the members, you cuted the other two in half. You look at the blood mess you have done, but well, it's not so bad. You won the fight against an entire gang of bullies! You go to home, proud that you can kick some ass without the help of your father. After two days, you defeated all of the gangs on your street, and became the mighty ruler of the gangs. Congratulations!

[[+Infinity|What if things have gone in other ways? well...]]

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+Infinity/The pistol, i have to put my James Bond powers into action!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:19:24 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You take the pistol, showing it to the gang members. 'EAT MY BULLETS, BABIES!' you shout, while clicking the gun, but it had no effect. Seems like the gun is empty! The members a…'

You take the pistol, showing it to the gang members. 'EAT MY BULLETS, BABIES!' you shout, while clicking the gun, but it had no effect. Seems like the gun is empty! The members aproach you, while trash talking: 'Bullets? They must be invisible them!' They laugh, and kick you in the crotch 100 times, before shoving you in the river.

[[+Infinity|Your life was taken by gang members! Are you a bad enough dude to save your life?]]

+Infinity/Let's use the board, i'm sure it will make these punks go to sleep!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:11:02 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You take the board, and using you might powers of thor, you hit one of the members...breaking your board! Ooops, now you are really fucked! [[+Infinity|What happened next was so…'

You take the board, and using you might powers of thor, you hit one of the members...breaking your board! Ooops, now you are really fucked!

[[+Infinity|What happened next was so terrible we decided to not show it to you...]]

+infinity/Look around, there should be something to defeat them

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:07:47 GMT

Macgyver:

You find three items: A board, a pistol and a paperclip.

[[+Infinity/Let's use the board, i'm sure it will make these punks go to sleep!]]

[[+Infinity/The pistol, i have to put my James Bond powers into action!]]

[[+Infinity/The paperclip, i'll show these guys that you don't need to be macgyver to use networking!]]

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+infinity/Look around, there should be something to defeat them

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:07:21 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You find three items: A board, a pistol and a paperclip. +Infinity/Let's use the board, i'm sure it will make these punks go to sleep! [[+Infinity/The pistol, i have to put…'

+infinity/Oh, darn! What i will do, what i HAVE to do?!?!?

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:58:13 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You start to chicken out, screaming like a girl. Did i say you look like a retard doing this? Well, it doesn't matters anymore, because the gang surrounded you and gave you the b…'

You start to chicken out, screaming like a girl. Did i say you look like a retard doing this? Well, it doesn't matters anymore, because the gang surrounded you and gave you the best beating in the last years.

[[+Infinity|The lulz saved you, don't let this chance slip!]]

+infinity/Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:51:55 GMT

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+infinity/Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!)

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:51:55 GMT

You take out your pants...to show a giant boner! Heck, not even your dad had an boner like this! He hould be amused... but the gang is not. They only shout 'WHAT THE FUCK?' before giving you a good beating, next, they shoved your body in the nearest river, where you rested...forever.

[[+Infinity|This fail was so failtastic that i will give you a free restart!]]

+infinity

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:51:14 GMT

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#REDIRECT [[+infinity/Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!]]

+infinity/Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!)

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:51:14 GMT

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+infinity/Throw the knife in the nearest guy! (Then i will figure how to deal with the rest...)

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:51:05 GMT

Macgyver:

The knife hits one of the members, killing him just on the spot. Now you have to deal with only three members, and they are comimg for you!

[[+infinity/Oh, darn! What i will do, what i HAVE to do?!?!?]]

[[+infinity/Look around, there should be something to defeat them]]

[[+infinity/Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!)]]

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+infinity/Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!)

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:49:02 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You take out your pants...to show a giant boner! Heck, not even your dad had an boner like this! He hould be amused... but the gang is not. They only shout 'WHAT THE FUCK?' befor…'

+infinity/Throw the knife in the nearest guy! (Then i figure how to deal with the rest...)

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:45:03 GMT

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+infinity/Throw the knife in the nearest guy! (Then i will figure how to deal with the rest...)

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:45:02 GMT

The knife hits one of the members, killing him just on the spot. Now you have to deal with only three members, and they are comimg for you!

[[+infinity|Oh, darn! What i will do, what i HAVE to do?!?!?]]

[[+infinity|Look around, there should be something to defeat them]]

[[+infinity|Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!]]

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+infinity/Wrestle the knife, even though he is more powerfull than you

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:33:30 GMT

Macgyver:

Incredible! You were able not only to wrestle the knife, but make the man eat the floor too! Now what are you going to do?

[[+infinity/Screw this gang, i'm going to go in a rampage on the streets!]]

[[+infinity/Throw the knife in the nearest guy! (Then i will figure how to deal with the rest...)]]

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+infinity/Throw the knife in the nearest guy! (Then i will figure how to deal with the rest...)

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:32:41 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'The knife hits one of the members, killing him just on the spot. Now you have to deal with only three members, and they are comimg for you! [[+infinity|Oh, darn! What i will do,…'

+infinity/Punch the man as hard as you can

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:27:08 GMT

Macgyver:

You gave him a left hook on the face, or should i say, that's what you tried to do, because you are so small, you could only punch him in his fat belly. He laughed at your useless eforts to hurt him, and stabed you in the face. You were gang-raped for 5 straight hours before you finally died. Loser.

[[+Infinity|Hey, look, a light in the end of the tunnel! Go for it!]]

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+infinity/Punch the man as hard as you can

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:26:29 GMT

Macgyver:

You gave him a left hook on the face, or should i say, that's what you tried to do, because you are so small, you could only punch him in the fat belly. He laughed at your useless eforts to hurt him, and stabed you in the face. You were gang-raped for 5 straight hours before you finally died. Loser.

[[+Infinity|Hey, look, a light in the end of the tunnel! Go for it!]]

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+infinity/Punch the man as hard as you can

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:26:19 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You give him a left hook on the face, or should i say, that's what you tried to do, because you are so small, you could only punch him in the fat belly. He laughed at your usele…'

You give him a left hook on the face, or should i say, that's what you tried to do, because you are so small, you could only punch him in the fat belly. He laughed at your useless eforts to hurt him, and stabed you in the face. You were gang-raped for 5 straight hours before you finally died. Loser.

[[+Infinity|Hey, look, a light in the end of the tunnel! Go for it!]]

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+infinity/Screw this gang, i'm going to go in a rampage on the streets!

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:16:08 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'WHAT THE HELL, HERO? What do you think this is, a cartoon? Nope, sorry, but you are wrong with your deduction. The police soon finds what you are up to, and shots your arse to d…'

WHAT THE HELL, HERO? What do you think this is, a cartoon? Nope, sorry, but you are wrong with your deduction. The police soon finds what you are up to, and shots your arse to death.

[[+Infinity|The elder gods gave you a second chance!]]

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+infinity/Wrestle the knife, even though he is more powerfull than you

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:11:16 GMT

Macgyver:

Incredible! You were able not only to wrestle the knife, but make the man eat the floor too! Now what are you going to do?

[[+infinity/Screw this gang, i'm going to go in a rampage on the streets!]]

[[+infinity/Throw the knife in the nearest guy! (Then i figure how to deal with the rest...)]]

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+infinity/Wrestle the knife, even though he is more powerfull than you

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:09:02 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'Incredible! You were able not only to wrestle the knife, but make the man eat the floor too! Now what are you going to do? [[+infinity/Screw this gang, i'm going to go in a ramp…'

Incredible! You were able not only to wrestle the knife, but make the man eat the floor too! Now what are you going to do?

[[+infinity/Screw this gang, i'm going to go in a rampage on the streets!

[[+infinity/throw the knife in the nearest guy! (Then i figure how to deal with the rest...)]]

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+infinity/Ignore the man and go for the other members.

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 14:58:01 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You walk past the man, going for the other members. You punch three of them easily... before you get stabed in the ass. The man laughs, saying 'What an idiot!' while you bleed to…'

You walk past the man, going for the other members. You punch three of them easily... before you get stabed in the ass. The man laughs, saying 'What an idiot!' while you bleed to death. It will take a while for the police to find your body...

[[+Infinity|Mah boi! This restart is what all true warrios strive for!]]

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Fight with them, although you're only 10

Macgyver — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 14:50:05 GMT

Macgyver: Created page with 'You aren't going to let these emos stop you. The guy with a knife is getting near... +infinity/Punch the man as hard as you can [[+infinity/Ignore the man and go for the ot…'

You aren't going to let these emos stop you. The guy with a knife is getting near...

[[+infinity/Punch the man as hard as you can]]

[[+infinity/Ignore the man and go for the other members.]]

[[+infinity/Wrestle the knife, even though he is more powerfull than you]]

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