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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:16:24 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

Your name is Arthur Dent. You wake up one fine morning to the sound of bulldozers gathering around your house.

Do you:
*[[Go investigate.]]
*[[Go back to bed]]
{{HHStatus|Equipment=No tea}}
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy| ]]

Talk:Fruitbat

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:13:53 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

== sysop ==

Hi Fruitbat,

You have been a great user on the system and I have given you sysop rights. This means that you can block users that are vandals on the system. If you would like to look up a user's IP address go to the Control Panel and use the tool there. Then go to special pages to go to the block IP form. Please use this feature sparingly. Blocks should only be used for users that are trying to destroy the site and not to censor content.

Thanks,<br>
--[[User:RobKohr|RobKohr]] 03:01, 25 February 2007 (EST)

*Sometimes after you submit it takes you to an "create a wiki page". That is just a problem with the redirect and the block did work.
*Platypus is another user that I granted rights on
*I have already blocked Gaius

*All the 111 pages are disappearing as I delete them. That's why their links are turning red. But there's a lot of them and some still need their content moved back to the pages where they were before C. Mitch attacked the site. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 08:42, 26 February 2007 (EST)
*There doesn't seem to be any point in banning him since he attacked once and hasn't been seen since. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 08:44, 26 February 2007 (EST)
*I certainly won't object to having him blocked. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 10:03, 26 February 2007 (EST)
*Thanks, but I've almost got them all. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:39, 26 February 2007 (EST)
*'Delete' should be one of the tabs, like 'edit', 'history', and 'protect'.

*Do you have a feeling that Decimus Callilaus (or whatever his name is) was actually Gauis Fleminus and managed to change his IP address or something?
Yes, the Roman name and the censorship thing do seem to indicate that they're either the same jerk or jerks who are part of the same organization of vandals. At least I was able to cut this one off in the middle of his attack.
*I think there must be a group of Roman Empire jerks with nothing better to do than attack wikis. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:10, 6 March 2007 (EST)
*Yes, it's a very good thing we have blocking powers or we wouldn't have a site anymore! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 20:59, 6 March 2007 (EST)

What is that 70. whatever user doing? He's filling up the entire page with stories he hasen't even started!? *That's a good question. I left talk for him, but I think I'm going to take his unstarted stories off the Main Page. When he does show up, he does very little other than make minor, pointless edits. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 09:21, 9 March 2007 (EST)
*Good spotting. I missed that the 70. user moved Treguard from Adult to Normal. I'll move it back where it belongs. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:39, 9 March 2007 (EST)

You're right that categories aren't ''needed'' for stories with unique status bars, but I like how having a category for each story creates an alphabetical index for that story. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:37, 23 March 2007 (EST)

I agree with Platypus on that one. While they aren't really "needed" for anything, I like the advantages that they provide. Also, if you're only worried about the amount of work it will take, don't worry, because that's not an issue for me. — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 14:13, 26 March 2007 (EST)

Main Page

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:00:44 GMT

LastUserNameEver: /* Rated R Stories */ update druglord count.

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.
<div style="float:right">[[Talk:Main Page|Village Pump]]</div>

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (4 pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (70+ pages)
|-
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-

|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (20 pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (50+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (190+ pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (25+ pages)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (40+ pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (50+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (40+ pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (5 pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Carribian (action-adventure)]] ||(35+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (70+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (5 pages)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (80 + pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|}

==Rated R Stories==
'''Content normally found in R rated movies, no graphic sex:'''

{|
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(10-20 pages)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(10-15 pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(20+ pages)
|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (1 page)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(2000+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(70+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
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[[Adventure name/New option name]]

Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
</nowiki>
</pre>

The last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
|}

Ask if you can join in.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:59:10 GMT

LastUserNameEver: caught minor error.

They say sure and you start to rape her.

Did you:
*[[Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.]]
*[[Vomit on the girl.]]
*[[Cum and leave.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}
[[Category:Druglord]]

Druglord

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:57:38 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

You wake up with hangover and it's already past 12:00 pm. You're on your vacation, and today's the day that you head home. The sheets in your roach motel room need changing and the TV needs more quarters. There's a sour taste in your mouth and you wipe some blood off of your lip. You got into a fight yesterday and you go into a flashback. You were on your way to the motel with a glass of vodka in your hand. You were pretty drunk when you saw some guys in an alley that were huddled together.

Did you:
*[[Go over there to see what was going on.]]
*[[Vomit.]]
*[[Go on.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}
[[Category:Druglord| ]]

Ask if you can join in.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:56:21 GMT

LastUserNameEver: I'm not sure, but I think I'm done with this story. I'll double-check, though.

They say sure and you start to rape her.

Did you:
*[[Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.]]
*[[vomite on the girl.]]
*[[Cum and leave.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}
[[Category:Druglord]]

Vomit on the girl.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:55:43 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

As you sprayed vomit all across her breasts she looked up longingly at you. There was a moment of shared recognition; You knew each other, but couldn't place where she was from. You thought for a moment. was she:

*[[an old flame]]
*[[your school teacher]]
*[[a family memeber]]

[[Category:Druglord]]

Vomit on the girl.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:54:45 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Vomite on the girl./Option 2 moved to Vomit on the girl.

as you sprayed vomit all across her breasts she looked up longingly at you. there was a moment of shared recognition. you knew each other, but couldnt place where she was from. you thought for a moment. was she:

[[an old flame]]

[[your school teacher]]

[[a family memeber]]

Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:54:12 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

You manage to kill them all and rescue her; she thanks you and rewards you with money and sex.

[[Category:Druglord]]

Talk:Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard/Option 1

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:53:20 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Talk:Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard/Option 1 moved to Talk:Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.: removing "option 1"

#redirect [[Talk:Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.]]

Talk:Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:53:20 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Talk:Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard/Option 1 moved to Talk:Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.

why is the protagonist beaten up then? this was supposed to be a flashback...

Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:53:20 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard/Option 1 moved to Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard.

you manage to kill them all and rescue her, she thanks you and rewards you with money and sex.

Vomit.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:52:04 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

You puke. Your puke has everything in it. Some ramen, cookies, macaroni, storganoff, and it smells like alchohol. It tastes like shit and is even steaming.The gang looks back at you and a little guy screams
"HEY! WHO THE FUCK IZZAT!?" and another guy yells "KILL 'IM! KILL 'IM" They all run towards you.

Did you:
*[[Run.]]
*[[Stand your ground.]]
*[[Chuck your vodka.]]
*[[Stab the closest person.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}

[[Category:Druglord]]

Stand your ground.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:51:21 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

Four tough guys run up to you and when the first reaches you, he gives you a strong punch to your face. Yuo hit the ground and the others are still running. The second man to reach you kicks you and you are trampled. You have bruises and wounds all over you now and there is blood seeping through your clothes. You finally faint.

Did you:
*[[Wake up.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Blood'|Health=1|Ammo=0|Level=10}}
[[Category:Druglord]]

Stand your ground.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:50:45 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Stand your ground./Option 2 moved to Stand your ground.

Four tough guys run up to you and when the first reaches you, he gives you a strong punch to your face. Yuo hit the ground and the others are still running. The second man to reach you kicks you and you are trampled. You have bruises and wounds all over you now and there is blood seeping through your clothes. You finally faint.

Did you:
*[[Wake up/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment='Blood'|Health=1|Ammo=0|Level=10}}

Draw your knife.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:49:29 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

From hearing the splicing sound, The gang turned towards you and the biggest one walked up to you, turned as if walking away, and turned back around and punched you. You were faked out and it was a pretty strong punch. You felt some warm blood flowing down your face. You've then taken this to a personal level and were ready to fight back. You put up your fists.

Did you:
*[[Slash that man on his face.]]
*[[Kick him in the balls.]]
*[[Throw vodka in his eyes.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=95|Ammo=0|Level=10}}

[[Category:Druglord]]

Throw vodka in his eyes.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:48:38 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Throw vodka in his eyes./Option 3 moved to Throw vodka in his eyes.

He holds his hands to his face and screams. "My face! Oh man! It's burning!"

The others are distracted for a minute. They begin to laugh at him. A smaller man shoves him. "Harvey, man, it's not acid. Stop yelling."

[[Category:Druglord]]

Throw vodka in his eyes.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:48:19 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

Run After The Thug

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:47:39 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

"Fuck this guy", you think as you take off down the dark alley after the man. The shadows break across your face as you follow the sound of his sneakers clapping against the pavement. The rythm slows and then comes to a stop and you soon realise the fool has cornered himself, having followed an alley with no outlet. You come upon him cowering behind a dumpster. Your shadow swallows him up as you close the distance between the two of you, bloody knife still in hand. He lets out a whiper, "Please... Don't hurt me..." Do you:

*[[Beat the Shit Out of Him]]
*[[Kill the Prick]]
*[[Tell Him to Give You His Money]]
*[[Leave Him Alone]]

[[Category:Druglord]]

Slit his throat?

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:46:48 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

You slide the cold blade across his fat neck. A spray of blood warms your chest and turns your white t-shirt to a violent crimson. You stare at the dead man for a moment as he writhes and gurgles his last breath. Your adrenaline haze is broken by a cry of "Holy shit!" from the other, lankier thug that snaps you back into the moment. You look up in time to see him beating a hasty retreat back down the alleyway. The girl quickly picks herself up and takes off toward the main street brushing past you as she runs by. You look down at the bloody knife in your hand and again at your bloodstained shirt. Doesn't look good. You hear the familiar cry of police sirens in the distance. Should you:

[[Run After The Thug]]

[[Run After The Girl]]

[[Ditch Your Bloody Shirt and Knife]]

[[Wait For The Cops To Explain What Happened]]

[[Category:Druglord]]

Kick him in the balls.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:46:27 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

You give him a well deserved kick in the nads. As you would expect, he collapses in pain. One down, one more to go.

You think about slitting his throat, just to make sure. Then again, the other guy just eyed you and might try something as you're dealing with his buddy.

Do you:
*[[Slit his throat?]]
*[[Leave him there and engage the other guy?]]
*[[Haul arse and abandon the girl?]]

[[Category:Druglord]]

Kick him in the balls.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:46:02 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Kick him in the balls moved to Kick him in the balls.

Kick him in the balls.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:45:38 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Kick him in the balls./Option 2 moved to Kick him in the balls

Category:Druglord

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:45:03 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

Pages for the story "Druglord." There's no template for this category yet, so I've decided to throw together a category until someone could make one. — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 11:45, 19 March 2007 (EST)

Slash that man on his face.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:44:13 GMT

LastUserNameEver: category. there's no template for this story yet, so this is still neccessary.

Now a gang member comes out of nowhere and slices the shit out of you. He leaves you and the girl there to die. There you go smartass, maybe next time you wont try to be the hero, and you will mind your own fucking business.
[[Category:Druglord]]

Slash that man on his face.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:43:51 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Slash that man on his face/Option 1 moved to Slash that man on his face.

Go over there to see what was going on.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:43:12 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

Those guys were huddled together and were raping girl. One of the guys collapsed on the ground, and he was obviously stoned, since there was a crack pipe in his hand. The girl has a swollen eye and part of her jacket is torn and the gang doesn't seem to notice you. There are four still standing.

Did you:
*[[Draw your knife.]]
*[[Vomit.]]
*[[Go on.]]
*[[Ask if you can join in.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}
[[Category:Druglord]]

Ask if you can join in.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:42:30 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Ask is you can join in./Option 4 moved to Ask if you can join in.

They say sure and you start to rape her.

Did you:
*[[Draw your knife and attack them while they are off guard/Option 1]]
*[[vomite on the girl./Option 2]]
*[[Cum and leave./Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}

Vomit.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:42:02 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Vomite./Option 2 moved to Vomit.

You puke. Your puke has everything in it. Some ramen, cookies, macaroni, storganoff, and it smells like alchohol. It tastes like shit and is even steaming.The gang looks back at you and a little guy screams
"HEY! WHO THE FUCK IZZAT!?" and another guy yells "KILL 'IM! KILL 'IM" They all run towards you.

Did you:
*[[Run./Option 1]]
*[[Stand your ground./Option 2]]
*[[Chuck your vodka./Option 3]]
*[[Stab the closest person./Option 4]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}

Draw your knife.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:41:28 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Draw your knife/Option 1 moved to Draw your knife.

From hearing the splicing sound, The gang turned towards you and the biggest one walked up to you, turned as if walking away, and turned back around and punched you. You were faked out and it was a pretty strong punch. You felt some warm blood flowing down your face. You've then taken this to a personal level and were ready to fight back. You put up your fists.

Did you:
*[[Slash that man on his face/Option 1]]
*[[Kick him in the balls./Option 2]]
*[[Throw vodka in his eyes./Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=95|Ammo=0|Level=10}}

Go on.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:40:51 GMT

LastUserNameEver: category. there's no template for this story yet, so this is still neccessary.

You decide to move on. You need to get to the motel and start packing. This is your last night on vacation. You start thinking. ''What if someone was being robbed? What if someone was being killed? What if someone was being raped?''

*[[Feel guilty and go to help.]]
*[[Dont give a shit and go home.]]

[[Category:Druglord]]

Go on.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:39:30 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Go on./Option 3 moved to Go on.

Druglord

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:39:05 GMT

LastUserNameEver: cleaning up this story.

Go over there to see what was going on.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:38:01 GMT

LastUserNameEver: there's no unique template for this story yet, so I'm just going to slap a category on it.

Those guys were huddled together and were raping girl. One of the guys collapsed on the ground, and he was obviously stoned, since there was a crack pipe in his hand. The girl has a swollen eye and part of her jacket is torn and the gang doesn't seem to notice you. There are four still standing.

Did you:
*[[Draw your knife/Option 1]]
*[[vomite./Option 2]]
*[[go on./Option 3]]
*[[ask is you can join in./Option 4]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}
[[Category:Druglord]]

Go over there to see what was going on.

LastUserNameEver — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:36:46 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Go over there to see what was going on./Option 1 moved to Go over there to see what was going on.

Those guys were huddled together and were raping girl. One of the guys collapsed on the ground, and he was obviously stoned, since there was a crack pipe in his hand. The girl has a swollen eye and part of her jacket is torn and the gang doesn't seem to notice you. There are four still standing.

Did you:
*[[Draw your knife/Option 1]]
*[[vomite./Option 2]]
*[[go on./Option 3]]
*[[ask is you can join in./Option 4]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pocket Knife' 'Vodka'|Health=100|Ammo=0|Level=10}}

User:LastUserNameEver

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:18:14 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Advantages of Categories

I '''am''' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Lastusernameever Lastusernameever] from Wikipedia, but I decided on a better capitalization for my accounts on other wikis.

== Advantages of Categories ==

* They make it easier to determine what story a page belongs to when the page is viewed out of context.
* They make it easier to determine how many pages belong to a given story.

More to come later...

Dead Kid

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:12:54 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

You are Dead Kid.

You are just an ordinary kid with an ordinary life until you are run over by a car. You're crossing the street when you hear the squeal of tires and see a car swerving to deliberately hit you. You freeze and in that moment the driver's malicious face becomes etched into your mind. Then the car hits you.

You are rushed by ambulance to the hospital, but it's too late. You die of heart failure. Despite being dead, you feel that you are awake and breathing. You try to speak to your grieving family, but they do not seem to hear you.

Then a man enters your hospital room. It's the evil man who ran you over! You rush at him, but your fists go through him. He laughs and transforms into an enormous black dragon, then disappears.

"Wait," a voice says. "Do not chase that one just yet. You are in a between state, and must become something else before you do anything. You have many choices. What would you like to become?"

Do you:
*[[Become ghost.]]
*[[Become angel.]]
*[[Become demon.]]
*[[Become cumquat.]]
*[[Become mythological creature.]]
*[[Become paladin]]
*[[Main Page|Quit game.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Undecided''|Health=Dead|MP=0|Level=1}}

[[Category:Dead Kid|*]]

See if you have powers as a ghost.

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:12:17 GMT

LastUserNameEver: fix links

You only have ghost powers. Now, you:

[[Go back in time]]

[[Age the citizens of New York|Make people old.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Ghost''|Health=Dead|MP=0|Level=1}}

Go back in time

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:11:29 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Fixing links, so that they'll be standard when they're made.

You will yourself 899 years in the past. You appear in a small village. People are walking right by you, as if you're invisible.

Do you:

*[[Go back to the future.]]

*[[Attack the villagers.]]

*[[Leave the village.]]

*[[Explore the village.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Ghost''|Health=Dead|MP=0|Level=1}}

Become ghost.

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:09:38 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

"An odd choice," the voice says. "Maybe you'll become something more lively later."

You become a ghost. What do you do now?

*[[Age the citizens of New York]]

*[[Go back in time]]

*[[See if you have powers as a ghost.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Ghost''|Health=Dead|MP=0|Level=1}}

Go back in time

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:09:07 GMT

LastUserNameEver: AK/Teleport moved to Go back in time

You will yourself 899 years in the past. You appear in a small village. People are walking right by you, as if you're invisible.

Do you:

*[[DK/Teleportback1|Go back to the future.]]

*[[DK/Killpeople|Attack the villagers.]]

*[[DK/Leavearea1|Leave the village.]]

*[[DK/Explorevillage1|Explore the village.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Ghost''|Health=Dead|MP=0|Level=1}}

Become ghost.

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:08:06 GMT

LastUserNameEver: ooh..so close!

"An odd choice," the voice says. "Maybe you'll become something more lively later."

You become a ghost. What do you do now?

*[[Age the citizens of New York]]

*[[AK/Teleport|Go back in time.]]

*[[See if you have powers as a ghost.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Ghost''|Health=Dead|MP=0|Level=1}}

Become ghost.

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:07:50 GMT

LastUserNameEver: fix redirect madness

"An odd choice," the voice says. "Maybe you'll become something more lively later."

You become a ghost. What do you do now?

*[Age the citizens of New York]]

*[[AK/Teleport|Go back in time.]]

*[[See if you have powers as a ghost.]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Ghost''|Health=Dead|MP=0|Level=1}}

Age the citizens of New York

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:06:50 GMT

LastUserNameEver: AK/Age1 moved to Age the citizens of New York

You drift out of the hospital in your ghostly form and glide through the streets. Cars and trucks drive through you without noticing you're there.

You pick a pedestrian at random and touch him. He screams as your frigid ectoplasm drains the life out of him. He falls to the ground, his skin shrivelled and aged. You feel invigorated.

Do you:
*[[Age the man to death]]
*[[Feel guilty and give him back his stolen life force]]
*[[Attack another pedestrian]]
{{DeadKidStatus|Form=''Ghost''|Health=Undead|MP=0|Level=1}}

Template:DeadKidStatus

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:03:44 GMT

LastUserNameEver: rv - just Like i said i would

{| width="100%"
| bgcolor="#666666" valign="top" width="100%" colspan="3"| '''Status'''
|-
| bgcolor="#999999" valign="top" width="8%"| Health
| bgcolor="#cccccc" valign="top" width="8%"| {{{Health}}}
| bgcolor="#CCFFCC" valign="top" width="84%" rowspan="3"| Form:

{{{Form}}}
|-
| bgcolor="#999999" valign="top"| MP
| bgcolor="#CCCCCC" valign="top"| {{{MP}}}
|-
| bgcolor="#999999" valign="top"| Level
| bgcolor="#CCCCCC" valign="top"| {{{Level}}}
|}
<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>
[[Category:Dead Kid]]

Template:DeadKidStatus

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:03:17 GMT

LastUserNameEver: I'll revert this if it doesn't work, just trying some new code.

Template:DeadKidStatus

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:01:51 GMT

LastUserNameEver: easiest way to include pages in categories: include a category for the template that all those pages use.

User:LastUserNameEver

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:59:59 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

I '''am''' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Lastusernameever Lastusernameever] from Wikipedia, but I decided on a better capitalization for my accounts on other wikis.

Category:Dead Kid

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:58:03 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

Pages from the story "[[Dead Kid]]". This is an experimental category I'm trying, if it works, I'll start categorizing all stories. — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 11:58, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Dead Kid

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:57:11 GMT

LastUserNameEver:

Talk:Main Page

LastUserNameEver — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:55:23 GMT

LastUserNameEver: Category experiment.

==Story Discussions==
This is a great idea, but the problem is that the story lacks focus. Everyone is just adding to it in crazy directions with some adult content thrown in. Although I guess its funny, it will never be a story. I suggest that the authors try their best to constrain it to the world of the story, and not have things like out of place items like possibly cell phones or celebrities, etc. (I am talking here about the non-adult stories.)
::I completely agree, but keep in mind that if you see something that doesn't belong, feel free to cut it out. Also all it takes is one person with the urge to create a focused storyline. Right now everyone is just putting in little peices just for the heck of it.
::::I agree that story focus will be a problem with the current system (I also agree that this is a great idea). How about writing a short blurb on the beginning page when starting a new story? It could work as a setting definition for that story, and as a reference when editors weigh whether new additions to that story are appropriate or not. It would also work as a traditional book blurb, making it easier for readers to choose stories to their liking. [[User:E.p.|E.p.]] 11:15, 12 December 2006 (EST)

Whoever put in that story about red october, it was really good! -RobKohr 08:00, 10 August 2006 (EDT)

*Tip: [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=powerbar&spell=1 search for small images] and add the links to them to equipment. This way you can use images in the equipment list. Try to use the direct image url and not the google cached copy since that changes frequently.

** Removing the "Random page" link might be a good idea for this project, especially when children are visiting the site, may curiously or accidentally stumble onto a scene from an 18+ story or something. [[User:Leileilol|Leileilol]] 20:39, 28 November 2006 (EST)
**Done, good thinking! :)

* Anyone played Fantasy Quest? Are the Diablo sprites infringing any copywrite? [[User:FQ|FQ]] 16:57, 8 January 2007 (EST)

*How to we block destructive morons like [[C.Mitch]] and [[Gaius Flaminus the Censor]] who want to trash the site? [[User:Platypus]]
*I posted Gaius' rant over at the parent page, eddithis.info. Maybe someone there can do something about him. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:44, 23 February 2007 (EST)
*Good idea Platypus! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

*I wasn't here when Gaius Flaminus struck, but I went onto the recent changes page and I agree he sounds like a @#%$&. Post on my talk page if you agree. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

*Has anyone tried [[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)|Crusader]] or [[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Paladin]]? They're not as boring as they may sound! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
**Yeah, I have. Crusader started fine but then got too wierd and mixed-up after a while. Paladin is newer, so it's still coming together. I added about 8 pages to Paladin the other day...[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

*I sort of stopped making then since I though they had enough (though I might start again after a while) and I've been looking on recent changes. Many different users are adding new things. They can be weird, but they aren't misspelled or way off topic, so I let them stay. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
**Oh yeah, they aren't really poorly written or anything, they just don't fit together. (like one second you're fighting off monsters in your castle and suddenly you're in a forest and the castle is never mentioned again)I kinda figured that you didn't write most of the more recent stuff. It's not really bad or anything.[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

*What in the #^%* is going on!? I keep pressing "remember me" on the log in page and it keeps saying I'm not logged in! I don't know what's going on! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]17:05, 11 Feb. 2007 (EST).
**How odd. It's working fine for me. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:41, 23 February 2007 (EST)

*Arg!!! I'm choking on a carrot! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

==Zoo Template==
*How do you add animal sketches to the zoo templet? I tried to add one and it didn't work. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

*If you mean adding animals to the directory, first, I upload the animal pic I want using the 'Upload File' button. Then I right click on the uploaded file and choose 'properties' from the menu to see how the pic is named here on the site. Then I add a line like this to the ZooTemplate:
<nowiki>|[[Hyenas.]] http://www.editthis.info/images/choose_your_own_adventure/a/a9/Striped-hyena_1_sm.gif</nowiki>

I seperate rows of animals by using |- at the start of a new row.
Incidentally, I acquired those sketches from http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/mySearch.php --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 00:04, 3 March 2007 (EST)

If you mean adding the sketch to new pages, the template looks like this on a new page:
<nowiki>{{ZooExhibitTemplate|Animal=The Platypus|animalpic=http://www.editthis.info/images/choose_your_own_adventure/3/38/Platypus_7408_sm.gif}}
</nowiki>
Animal= the name of the animal, animalpic= the address of the picture --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 00:24, 3 March 2007 (EST)

==1st Person Stories==
*Do stories have to be set in the second-person perspective? Because I have a story set in first-person that I think might be nice here, but it would be a pain to change everything to second-person. I don't see any rules about it so I'm guessing it's ok...?[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

*Go ahead. When it comes to writing, don't be afraid to experiment. There's nothing wrong with doing something a little different. Also, Jo-Ann the Librarian is in semi-3rd person. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 00:04, 3 March 2007 (EST)
**Got it. Thanks.[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

==Formatting Text==
*How do you add words in bold writing after you make a new page or edit a page? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
*By putting threee quote marks around the text (<nowiki>'''bold'''</nowiki>='''bold'''). Two quotes makes ''italics''. Or use the little string of buttons on the top of the edit window. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:25, 25 February 2007 (EST)

* Thanks for the info, but I was really meaning like this: (blocked "User:66.168.100.13" with an expiry time of infinite: vandal) which appeared on "recent changes" page after [[User:RobKohr|RobKhor]] blocked User 66.168 etc.

*Oh, that. Write something in the summary box at the bottom of the edit screen and it will appear on the "recent changes" page.--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 07:38, 27 February 2007 (EST)

*Is there any way to format text so that certain lines are out in the middle (indented) like this:
E x a m p l e
But without having that blue box around it?

I don't think so.
You just have to start pages at the beginning of the page I guess.[[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

*Hm....That kind of sucks. Oh well, thanks.[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]
*I've been puzzling over this for days... and the answer is right above us! Colons!
Typing this:

<nowiki>
::Indent</nowiki>

<nowiki>::::Further indent.</nowiki>

Produces this:
::Indent.
::::Further indent. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 00:09, 3 March 2007 (EST)
*so it IS possible. Sweet, I thought there must be a way to do it
::::::Thanks.[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

== Princess Carkegee ==
*I'm confused about the Kid's adventure, Princess Carkegee. It seems to be about religion, in which not many people would take interest. The plot is mixed up and confusing, and it seems to be focusing on more then one religion at once. The title does not mix into the adventure. The adventure, I think, needs to be changed. [[User:Fruitbat]]
**I'm glad I'm not the only one who couldn't make heads or tails out of that sotry. I'm not sure if it's meant to be Buddhist, Christian or what. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 09:03, 14 February 2007 (EST)
* Right now, I think I'm going to try to "re-vamp" Carkegee a little...
[[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]].
*I have now added a Princess Carkegee status bar to the adventure. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
*What the...wow, you're right. What is going ON in that story? I really don't get it. [[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]
*I did a google search for "princess carkegee". There's more confusing buddhist/christian/hallucination stuff about her flaoting around out there, but nothing that makes any kind of sense.--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 00:04, 3 March 2007 (EST)

== Best wiki ever ==

*I admit obviously that I've only flicked through the non-adult sections and have paid the most attention to the Sex Romp story, but still, this is an excellent use of the wiki technology.

*I'm glad someone likes the site, since every day lately another jerk attacks and I waste a lot of time repairing things. [[User:Platypus|Platypus]]

*Why is it that "Smutty Sex Romp" can have the word "sex" when the word "sex" is forbidden?
Oh - wait...I understand now...

*Dang! I accidentally messed up the regular status indicator! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
*No biggie. Click on 'history' and go back to the revision before you messed it up.--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 15:46, 5 February 2007 (EST)

*Daang...who did the "World's End" Story? It's incredibly good, now we just need it to be expanded.[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]
*Well, it was started by 128.138.31.70... It looks like it attract writers who don't make names for themselves. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 01:13, 3 March 2007 (EST)

== Page counts ==

*The page counts seem wildly off.

*And how do you figure that? Many stories here have their own status bar. By going to the Special Page 'Most Linked To Pages', you can see precisely how many pages link to a status bar. So the pages counts aren't guesses. They're computed by the site itself. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 10:22, 9 February 2007 (EST)

== Categories ==

Categories need to be created for each individual story. Makes it easier to group them and keep track of your pages. Also, I've created [[:Category:Templates]] for all "Status" templates - [[User:Kwenn|Kwenn]] 12:45, 9 February 2007 (EST)

It isn't necessary to categorize every page in a story. Having a status bar unique to that story serves pretty much the same function. But a category for templates is a good idea. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 13:10, 9 February 2007 (EST)

==Sysyop Rights==
*Something starnge just happened to me! I got sysop rights today and now the entire site looks different! I can't find edit buttons in certain places! I woundered if Platypus or anyone else with sysop rights sees the same thing, and also if they know how to get back to the old page or if it's just an effect of the sysop. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

*[[User:RobKohr|RobKohr]] has promoted us, Fruitbat. Now we can block vandals or protect pages, as necessary. I haven't noticed any missing edit buttons... yet.--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:25, 25 February 2007 (EST)

* I understand about the promotion. However, the page is now back to normal. I don't know what happened to the page. All of the edit buttons seemed to dissappear, but they are all back now. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

*What does "protect" do?
**'protect' prevents anyone from editting a page. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 08:45, 28 February 2007 (EST)

*I wounder what the highest rank we can get is?

*It appears someone may have beed sort of "vandalizing". on the special page "user list", there are about 20 user names with multiple exlamation points, sort of like C. Mitch's ones. Should I block them? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
**I noticed those. I'm not sure if they mean anything or not. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 00:04, 3 March 2007 (EST)
*I went ahead and blocked them. It took a while! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

== Category experiment. ==

I know we've discussed categories before, and that some people have decided that it's unnecessary to put every page of a story in a category. I disagree, personally, I think that the current method is too unorganized, and when I see a page in recent changes, I can't tell what story it belongs to. So as a compromise, I'm going to start assigning categories to one story ([[Dead Kid]]) as a trial. If it works out well, we move on the next story. If it doesn't work out, well, it doesn't work out. (IMO, this plan makes at least as much sense as starting all of the Victim pages with "Victim:"). — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 11:55, 15 March 2007 (EST)