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Kitana134 — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:49:51 GMT

Kitana134:

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Kitana134 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:56:32 GMT

Kitana134: /* Adult Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

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==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Magical Faerie Mystery]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[The Amazing Adventure]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Arizona Wrong]] || (OBJECTION!)
|-
|[[A Random Day]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[Birth of an Adventurer]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Getting a Job]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Guns of Fury]] || (1+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Life of an average teenager]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Paralife]] || (Under construction)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]] || (25 pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors 2]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[Tales of Symphonia]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(6+ pages. This might be adapted into a series.)
|-
|[[War of Nations]]|| (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)

|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages) Public Story, Help Work On It!
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Imperial]]|| (NEW!)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES BUT SO MANY MORE THINGS)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(40+ pages Public)
|-
|[[A Peasant's Story]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]]||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Ruined Earth]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Trivia Time]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[We Are Hitmen]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival continued in [[Jim's Barbeque]])||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Overlord]] (Mmm...Brains)||(25+ Pages,Work on It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Dawn of the New Republic]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories== '''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hardon High]] (Gay)||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Incubus]] (Bisexual Pirate Fantasy)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Jade Rogue]]|| (Just Started...kitana134 editing) SO NEW YOUR VISION GOES FUZZY! PLease ask before killing me with your edits! Thanks, though. :) (12+ pages)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mage Games]] (Gay Fantasy)||(25+ pages, Work on It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Nice'n'Tight]] || (0 pages- open to edit)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(250+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mobster]]||(30+ pages, work on it, it's public)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(7200+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[The 007 Stories]] || (20+ pages, public, so you may edit, but ask for permission from me first)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[The Tormentor's eyes]]|| (just started 1 page)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[True and Fake Stories!]] || (0 stories... right now :P)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (400+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|-
|[[Wrestling Team]] (Gay Interest) || (10+ pages)
|-
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

{| width="100%"
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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}

[[Category: System Pages]]

Jade Rogue-It's go time!

Kitana134 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:53:43 GMT

Kitana134:

What kinda go time are you talking about?
Huh? We need details, y'know :)

[[Jade Rogue-Well, I really need to get to work, so...]]

[[Jade Rogue-I really have no choice here. The kids aren't murders or international terrorists or anything, so...I'll have to get to work.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''AK-47, stun grenades, katana, naginata''|Health=100|MP=GO TIME? o rly?|Level=1}}
[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue-It's go time!

Kitana134 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:52:50 GMT

Kitana134:

Jade Rogue-It's go time!

Kitana134 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:52:24 GMT

Kitana134:

Jade Rogue-It's go time!

Kitana134 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:52:05 GMT

Kitana134:

Jade Rogue-Murder your cell phone.

Kitana134 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:49:30 GMT

Kitana134:

From the flared leg of your otherwise skin tight jeans you produce a trusty automatic pistol complete with silencer and extended round clip. You flip the safety off and unload the full clip into your bastard of a cell phone, turning it to atoms.

It is time to head to work, but this type of wanton violence makes you horny.

Do you:

[[Jade Rogue-Go to work now.]]

[[Jade Rogue-Slip of your jeans, get back into bed, and satisfy your urges]]
[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue--Go to work now.

Kitana134 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:04:43 GMT

Kitana134:

You hop in your sleek Spyder and bravely lunge into busy traffic. Speaking of traffic, how does it look out there? [[Jade Rogue--Not good at all. Cars are piling up on each other! It's so unusual for so early in the morning!]] [[Jade Rogue--Eerie. There's no cars out here. My spy-dee senses are tingling.]] [[Jade Rogue--Just fine. There's a good amount of vechicles out here today.]]

Jade Rogue-Nothing. My life is none of this man's business. Hang up.

Kitana134 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:37:31 GMT

Kitana134:

You hang up. Now what? [[Jade Rogue--Go to work now.]]

Jade Rogue-Nothing. My life is none of this man's business. Hang up.

Kitana134 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:35:54 GMT

Kitana134:

You hang up. Now what? [[Jade Rogue-- Go to work now.]]

Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.

Kitana134 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:31:37 GMT

Kitana134:

You dress in a tight-fitting black shirt that has the words "Top Secret" emblazonned on the chest and faded jeans that flare at the bottoms. OK, so that task is finished. Now what? [[Jade Rogue--Go to work now.]] [[Jade Rogue--Pick up your phone.]] {{Jade Rogue Status|Equipment=''Awesome clothes, carkeys''|Health=100|MP=ROCK LOBSTER!|Level=1|}} [[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.

Kitana134 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:30:47 GMT

Kitana134:

You dress in a tight-fitting black shirt that has the words "Top Secret" emblazonned on the chest and faded jeans that flare at the bottoms. OK, so that task is finished. Now what? [[Jade Rogue--Go to work now.]] [[Jade Rogue--Pick up your phone.]] {{Jade Rogue Status|Equipment=''Awesome clothes, car keys''|Health=100|MP=ROCK LOBSTER!|Level=1|}} [[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.

Kitana134 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:26:04 GMT

Kitana134:

Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:18:17 GMT

Kitana134:

You dress in a tight-fitting black shirt that has the words "Top Secret" emblazonned on the chest and faded jeans that flare at the bottoms. OK, so that task is finished. Now what?

[[Jade Rogue--Go to work now.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Pick up your phone.]]

{{Jade Rogue Status|Equipment=''Awesome clothes, car keys''|Health=100|MP=ROCK LOBSTER!|Level=1|Spy Rank=Star General}}

[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:17:53 GMT

Kitana134:

You dress in a tight-fitting black shirt that has the words "Top Secret" emblazonned on the chest and faded jeans that flare at the bottoms. OK, so that task is finished. Now what?

[[Jade Rogue--Go to work now.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Pick up your phone.]]

{{Jade Rogue Status|Equipment=''Awesome clothes, car keys''|Health=100|MP=ROCK LOBSTER!|Level=1 |Spy Rank=Star General}}

[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Hard on? Wait a minute, I'm a woman

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:15:48 GMT

Kitana134:

Rubbing your eyes groggily, you wonder why you think you have a hard on. Not that you would mind having a raging hard on between your legs, pumping your pussy...going out and finding a willing hard on, or at least a hard dildo, might be a good idea. Then again, you wouldn't mind staying home today. But one thing remains certain:

You're fucking horny!

You:

*[[Break out one of your trusty dildos.]]
*[[Break out one of your trusty vibrators.]]
*[[Break out one (or more) or your trusty fingers.]]
*[[Reach for your nightstand, grab your cell phone, program your number into the autodialer, and make good use of the vibrate setting.]]

Or maybe get out of bed and:
*[[Head to the pub]]
*[[Walk the streets]]
*[[Go to the beach]]
*[[Start knocking on doors in your apartment building]]
*[[Troll the internet and look for something kinky locally]]

Or do you:
*[[Roll over so you can go back to sleep]]

*Forget this, I'm going to [[Jade Rogue]]!

{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Horny & Hormonal|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Talk:Smutty Sex Romp

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:14:40 GMT

Kitana134:

Dude, you have a lot of time on your hand to write this much.

Writing is the acquiescent sport in which I adore. Don't stop adding pages (plz help with [[Jade Rogue]]. It only has a few pages!)Oh, and whoever wrote that at the top is a playa-hater, straight up! And they make it sound as if you only have one hand!
~Kitana134

Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:57:04 GMT

Kitana134:

You dress in a tight-fitting black shirt that has the words "Top Secret" emblazonned on the chest and faded jeans that flare at the bottoms. OK, so that task is finished. Now what?

[[Jade Rogue--Go to work now.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Pick up your phone.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Awesome clothes, car keys''|Health=100|MP=ROCK LOBSTER!|Level=1}}

[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue-Trace it and exact REVENGE!

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:55:20 GMT

Kitana134:

You find out that the caller were two kids named Bob Semal and Jerry Brinsko. What shall you do?

[[Jade Rogue-It's AK-47 time!]]

[[Jade Rogue-It's samurai sword time!]]

[[Jade Rogue-It's go time!]]

{{Status|Equipment=''AK-47, stun grenades, katana, naginata''|Health=100|MP=GO TIME|Level=1}}
[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue--Pick up your phone.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:50:51 GMT

Kitana134:

It's a crappy prank call.

[[Jade Rogue-Trace it and exact REVENGE!]]

[[Jade Rogue-Murder your cell phone.]]

[[Jade Rogue-Ignore it and get on to work.]]

Special people

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:48:29 GMT

Kitana134:

Special people are, hopefully, not the ones who put the infamout Jade Rogue in her grave. **cue dramatic music** Ha! Go back to the story and add more pages, dumbass!

~Kitana134

Special people

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:48:17 GMT

Kitana134:

Special people are, hopefully, not the ones who put the infamout Jade Rogue in her grave. **cue dramatic music** Ha! Go back to the story and add more pages, dumbass!

Special people

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:47:46 GMT

Kitana134:

Special people are, hopefully, not the ones who put the infamout Jade Rogue in her grave. **cue dramatic music** Ha!--[[User:Kitana134|Kitana134]] 11:47, 3 January 2009 (PST)Kitana134

Jade Rogue--Go back to sleep.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:46:22 GMT

Kitana134:

You screen the call and roll over to catch up on some z's.

Two hours later, you wake up in a cell, which seems to be a prison for spies. The symbol of KGB is on the walls, and you realize, you've been captured!

"Sit there and wait, Miss Rogue. We've got some [[special people]] for you. Just you wait and see." a man's monotone voice booms out.

Since you're in handcuffs, (but you have clothes, though) you really have no choice but to...
[[Jade Rogue-Wait.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Grey KGB shirt, grey track pants, not-so-sexy handcuffs|Health=70|MP=yo momma|Level=1}}
[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:39:09 GMT

Kitana134:

So what if you're in the nude, it's your house, right?

As you stretch out of your damp bed (must've had some awesome dreams) and pick up your phone, you remember your window curtains are opened, and your hot neighbor, a young man with sandy hair and green eyes staresback at you, cradling his phone to his ear. You can't tell if he's naked, too, because he's covered up too well, but, you close the curtains anyway. You don't know this man.

"Hello?" you say into the phone.
"Why'd you close your curtains?" it is your hunky neighbor. You could practically hear te smirk in his voice.

What do you say?

[[Jade Rogue-Nothing. My life is none of this man's business. Hang up.]]

[[Jade Rogue-"Cuz you're not my type.]]

[[Jade Rogue-"I'm married, douchebag. So, forget everything you've seen, and get the fuck outta my life!"]]

[[Jade Rogue-"Um...I don't know. Why don't you tell me?"]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Nakedness, cell phone, douchebag neighbor's attention (way to go, dumbass)''|Health=100|MP=yo momma|Level=1}}

[[Category: Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:38:25 GMT

Kitana134:

Jade Rogue

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:37:38 GMT

Kitana134:

You are the Jade Rogue, a secret agent working for MI6, but you have been thinking of quitting lately to work for their enemies, the KGB. You are a Native American female and are young, buxom, beautiful and dangerous. You are also half-Japanese. It is your choice whether you follow in your samurai (and ninja) ancestors on their paths of honor, or on your own of destruction.

When you wake up in your plush, wine-colored bed with a matching canopy covering it, and your phone ringing off the hook, you:

[[Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Go back to sleep.]]

And please be considerate of indexing issues and put Jade Rogue in front of every new page. Thanks,
Kitana134

{{Status|Equipment=''Nakedness, ringing cell phone''|Health=100|MP=yo momma|Level=1}}
[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:36:18 GMT

Kitana134:

You are the Jade Rogue, a secret agent working for MI6, but you have been thinking of quitting lately to work for their enemies, the KGB. You are a Native American female and are young, buxom, beautiful and dangerous. You are also half-Japanese. It is your choice whether you follow in your samurai (and ninja) ancestors on their paths of honor, or on your own of destruction.

When you wake up in your plush, wine-colored bed with a matching canopy covering it, and your phone ringing off the hook, you:

[[Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Go back to sleep.]]

And please be considerate of indexing issues and put Jade Rogue in front of every new page. Thanks,
Kitana134

{{Status|Nothing=''Nakedness, cell phone''|Health=100|MP=yo momma|Level=1}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
[[Category:Jade Rogue]]

Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:34:08 GMT

Kitana134:

Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:33:22 GMT

Kitana134:

So what if you're in the nude, it's your house, right?

As you stretch out of your damp bed (must've had some awesome dreams) and pick up your phone, you remember your window curtains are opened, and your hot neighbor, a young man with sandy hair and green eyes staresback at you, cradling his phone to his ear. You can't tell if he's naked, too, because he's covered up too well, but, you close the curtains anyway. You don't know this man.

"Hello?" you say into the phone.
"Why'd you close your curtains?" it is your hunky neighbor. You could practically hear te smirk in his voice.

What do you say?

[[Nothing. My life is none of this man's business. Hang up.]]

[["Cuz you're not my type.]]

[["I'm married, douchebag. So, forget everything you've seen, and get the fuck outta my life!"]]

[["Um...I don't know. Why don't you tell me?"]]

Main Page

Kitana134 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:21:24 GMT

Kitana134: /* Adult Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

[[Idea Pitches]]

==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Magical Faerie Mystery]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[The Amazing Adventure]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Arizona Wrong]] || (OBJECTION!)
|-
|[[A Random Day]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[Birth of an Adventurer]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Getting a Job]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Guns of Fury]] || (1+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Life of an average teenager]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Paralife]] || (Under construction)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]] || (25 pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors 2]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[Tales of Symphonia]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(6+ pages. This might be adapted into a series.)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)

|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Imperial]]|| (NEW!)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES BUT SO MANY MORE THINGS)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A Peasant's Story]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]]||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Ruined Earth]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Overlord]] (Mmm...Brains)||(25+ Pages,Work on It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories== '''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hardon High]] (Gay)||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Incubus]] (Gay Pirate Fantasy)||(New)
|-
|[[Jade Rogue]]|| (Just Started...kitana134 editing) SO NEW YOUR VISION GOES FUZZY!
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mage Games]] (Gay Fantasy)||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(250+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(7200+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (400+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|-
|[[Wrestling Team]] (Gay Interest) || (10+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}

[[Category: System Pages]]

Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.

Kitana134 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:56:45 GMT

Kitana134:

Jade Rogue

Kitana134 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:52:17 GMT

Kitana134: Jade Rogue

You are the Jade Rogue, a secret agent working for MI6, but you have been thinking of quitting lately to work for their enemies, the KGB. You are a Native American female and are young, buxom, beautiful and dangerous. You are also half-Japanese. It is your choice whether you follow in your samurai (and ninja) ancestors on their paths of honor, or on your own of destruction.

When you wake up in your plush, wine colored bed with a matching canopy covering it, and your phone ringing off the hook, you:

[[Jade Rogue-Get dressed for work.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Pick up your phone.]]

[[Jade Rogue--Go back to sleep.]]

And please be considerate of indexing issues and put Jade Rogue in front of every new page. Thanks,
Kitana134

Jade Rogue

Kitana134 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:44:45 GMT

Kitana134:

Main Page

Kitana134 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:40:11 GMT

Kitana134: /* Adult Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

[[Idea Pitches]]

==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Magical Faerie Mystery]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[The Amazing Adventure]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[Birth of an Adventurer]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Getting a Job]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Guns of Fury]] || (1+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Life of an average teenager]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Paralife]] || (Under construction)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]] || (25 pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[Tales of Symphonia]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(6+ pages. This might be adapted into a series.)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)

|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Imperial]]|| (NEW!)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES BUT SO MANY MORE THINGS)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A Peasant's Story]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]]||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Ruined Earth]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Overlord]] (Mmm...Brains)||(25+ Pages,Work on It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories== '''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hardon High]] (Gay)||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Jade Rogue]]|| (Just Started...kitana134 editing)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mage Games]] (Gay Fantasy)||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(250+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(7200+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (400+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|-
|[[Wrestling Team]] (Gay Interest) || (10+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}

[[Category: System Pages]]

Main Page

Kitana134 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:39:03 GMT

Kitana134: /* Adult Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

[[Idea Pitches]]

==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Magical Faerie Mystery]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[The Amazing Adventure]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[Birth of an Adventurer]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Getting a Job]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Guns of Fury]] || (1+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Life of an average teenager]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Paralife]] || (Under construction)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]] || (25 pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[Tales of Symphonia]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(6+ pages. This might be adapted into a series.)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)

|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Imperial]]|| (NEW!)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES BUT SO MANY MORE THINGS)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A Peasant's Story]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]]||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Ruined Earth]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Overlord]] (Mmm...Brains)||(25+ Pages,Work on It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories== '''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hardon High]] (Gay)||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[Jade Rogue]]|| (Just Started...kitana134 editing)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mage Games]] (Gay Fantasy)||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(250+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(7200+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (400+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|-
|[[Wrestling Team]] (Gay Interest) || (10+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}

[[Category: System Pages]]

Main Page

Kitana134 — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:23:32 GMT

Kitana134: /* Adult Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

[[Idea Pitches]]

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[Birth of an Adventurer]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Getting a Job]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Guns of Fury]] || (1+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || Under Construction|-
|-
|[[Life of an average teenager]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Paralife]] || (Under construction)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]] || (25 pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(6+ pages. This might be adapted into a series.)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A Peasant's Story]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]] '''Anything Can Happen''' ||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Ruined Earth]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories== '''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content. {| |- |[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages) |- |[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages) |- |[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages) |- |[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages) |- |[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(25+ pages) |- |[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages) |- |[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!) |- |[[Druglord]]||(25 pages) |- |[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages) |- |[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages) |- |[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages) |- |[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages) |- |[[A Job]] || (22 pages) |- |[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages) |- |[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages) |- |[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages) |- |[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages) |- |[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages) |- |[[Rampage]]||(200+ pages) |- |[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages) |- |[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages) |- |[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(7100+ pages) |- |[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages) |- |[[Jade Rouge]]

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
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==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
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==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}

[[Category: System Pages]]

A woman with a firecracker

Kitana134 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:33:45 GMT

Kitana134:

The asian lady laughs, but, then, she sees your face, and, with doe eyes, says earnestly: "Crap."

At that moment, Brenda finds you, screams, "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" and sticks one nice big 'ol red firecracker up your bum. It kinda feels good, until you realize it's been lit.

KA-BOOM!

The End.