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Run away from the shit-splattered rhino

Jn — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:15:35 GMT

Jn:

You run and run. The angry rhino pursues you, bent on making a shag rug out of your entrails.
You run towards:
*the [[dark chocolate pond]]
*the [[gummy tree]]
*the [[lemon-aid falls]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

WTF? Since when was there a rhinoceros grazing nearby?

Jn — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:14:48 GMT

Jn:

Have you really not learned by now to just FREAKING GO WITH IT??

Apologize to the rhinoceros

Jn — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:13:45 GMT

Jn:

The rhinoceros ignores you and you are impaled on its horn. Nice job, idiot. You Lose.