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User:Jakeinator

Jakeinator — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 04:45:14 GMT

Jakeinator:

(TF2: RvB)Get help from Demoman and Soldier

Jakeinator — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:30:36 GMT

Jakeinator:

You approach the Demoman and the Soldier. You approach them with caution.

"'Ello my partners." You say to the duo.

"Eeeh. If eet isn't that one guy! Remember when ya led teh entire team in ma trap over at Badwater Basin!? The bloody idiouts didn't expeect a thing!"

You recall this, disguised as an enemy Spy, you told the enemy team to follow them to a shortcut to the enemy base. The moment they stepped into that confined area, the Demoman blew them all up with Sticky Bombs. Good day.

"But of course I do." You tell the Demoman.

"Well what do you want Frenchie?" The Soldier spat these words at you.

"I ask you to go in, and blow the enemy base to smithereens."

"Tha's not relly 's easy as that, mate." The Demoman says, taking a swig from his Scrumpy.

"Well at least long enough for me to take out the Engineer and Sniper. They are both very well respected members of their professions and killing them would grant me a bonus."

"Why should we do this." The Soldier says, intrest rising.

"Ill give you both 10%."

"Deal." They both say.

You spend the preparations devising a plan. Here's what you came up with.

[[(TF2: RvB)Make them take the Vents so they can Flank both sides|Make them use the Vents so they can force both sides into the Middle, starting your backstabbing spree.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Make them demolish the front of their base|Make them attack the front of their base, causing the team to come out to the front, and letting you slip by, leaving a few bodies while your at it.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Let them do what they want. Just let them make sure you get an opening to sneak by|Let them run free and kill what they want, as long as you can slip by.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Medic

Jakeinator — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 19:43:53 GMT

Jakeinator:

You are the Medic. You were forced to take this job as a performance evaluation from the NBMA (National Battlefield Medical Association.) for a surprisingly more important job at the Badlands, involving Saxton Hale, but it's all confidential. You'll get one hell of a Paycheck if you complete both these jobs, and maybe get some bonuses eh?

As everyone scampers to get and ready their equipment, you take time performing some quick maintenance on your weapons. You take The Crusaders Crossbow, The Overhealer, and The Übersaw. Nothing but the best for your teamates. So all you need to do is be the best goddamn Medic in the world.

You exit the Supply Room. You see a close friend of yours, who is an exceptional Heavy Weapons Guy. He could use your help in the assault, but the Spy approaches you and asks if you could do him a favor.

[[(TF2: RvB)Heal you friend The Heavy|Heal the Heavy.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Help the Spy|Help the Spy.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Make them demolish the front of their base

Jakeinator — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:39:48 GMT

Jakeinator:

"Just assault their building. They will come out, and you may attack any and all except the Sniper or Engineer." You explain, flicking a cigarette into the water below the bridge, and lighting another up.

"You got it Frenchie." The Soldier says, quickly firing a Rocket at the base. The Demoman plants 4 stickies around each entrance. You go invisible and head inside. Upon going inside, the other entrance has a crreeeank sound emitting from, then a swoosh, a thump is heard, and the explosions cease.

The Sniper.

[[(TF2: RvB) Sniper will die now.|GO SNIPERS DIRECTION.]]

[[(TF2: RvB) Go back mang.|Go back to see if anyone was injured, and make sure that they don't kill the Sniper.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Make them demolish the front of their base

Jakeinator — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:51:07 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with '"Just assault their building. They will come out, and you may attack any and all except the Sniper or Engineer." You explain, flicking a cigarette into the water below the bridge…'

"Just assault their building. They will come out, and you may attack any and all except the Sniper or Engineer." You explain, flicking a cigarette into the water below the bridge, and lighting another up.

"You got it Frenchie." The Soldier says, quickly firing a Rocket at the base. The Demoman plants 4 stickies around each entrance. You go invisible and head inside. Upon going inside, the other entrance fires a bang out of it, a thump is heard, and the explosions cease.

The Sniper.

[[(TF2: RvB) Sniper will die now.|GO SNIPERS DIRECTION.]]

[[(TF2: RvB) Go back mang.|Go back to see if anyone was injured, and make sure that they don't kill the Sniper.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)They can take care of themselves, go take care of the Engineer.

Jakeinator — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 08:40:49 GMT

Jakeinator:

''I mist help them.'' You say to yourself. You head back down the stairs and the fight commences. Miniguns buzz as the Heavies strike each other with bullets. Soon enough, the toss aside their weapons and fist fight. The Medic launched a bolt into the Demomans chest, but that didn't stop him from striking the German Doctor in the side, causing him to fall. You sneak behind the RED Heavy.

"I am going to keel you,a nd keel you, and keel you." The RED Heavy says.

"YAAAAARGH!" The BLU Heavy yells. You throws a rather devastating punch. The RED Heavy jumped out of the way, and strikes the Medic in the face as he attempts to get up. You suffer the effects of your comrades puch. It sends you flying, and you hit the wall.

"Spy! I'm sorry!" BLU Heavy says. His apology is cut short when he decks the other Heavy across the face, and as the RED Heavy falls to the right, an axe hits your Heavies head. He falls back, and another bolt hit the Demo in the kneecap, causing him to scream in agony while the RED Heavy pushes himself up.

[[(TF2: RvB) Go for the Demo dude.|The Demo is open. Go after him.]]

[[(TF2: RvB) The Heavy must die.|The Heavy must be killed.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)They can take care of themselves, go take care of the Engineer|Quickly escape to the Intelligence Room.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)They can take care of themselves, go take care of the Engineer.

Jakeinator — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 08:39:44 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with '''I mist help them.'' You say to yourself. You head back down the stairs and the fight commences. Miniguns buzz as the Heavies strike each other with bullets. Soon enough, the to…'

''I mist help them.'' You say to yourself. You head back down the stairs and the fight commences. Miniguns buzz as the Heavies strike each other with bullets. Soon enough, the toss aside their weapons and fist fight. The Medic launched a bolt into the Demomans chest, but that didn't stop him from striking the German Doctor in the side, causing him to fall. You sneak behind the RED Heavy.

"I am going to keel you,a nd keel you, and keel you." The RED Heavy says.

"YAAAAARGH!" The BLU Heavy yells. You throws a rather devastating punch. The RED Heavy jumped out of the way, and strikes the Medic in the face as he attempts to get up. You suffer the effects of your comrades puch. It sends you flying, and you hit the wall.

"Spy! I'm sorry!" BLU Heavy says. His apology is cut short when he decks the other Heavy across the face, and as the RED Heavy falls to the right, an axe hits your Heavies head. He falls back, and another bolt hit the Demo in the kneecap, causing him to scream in agony while the RED Heavy pushes himself up.

[[(TF2: RvB) Go for the Demo dude.|The Demo is open. Go after him.]]

[[(TF2: RvB) The Heavy must die.|The Heavy must be killed.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)They can take care of themselves, go take care of the Engineer.|Quickly escape to the Intelligence Room.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

User:Jakeinator

Jakeinator — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 08:21:32 GMT

Jakeinator: /* News */

Hey hey hey. I'm Jake. I write stories and usually contribute to any of the public stories. My stories are literate but not exactly wall of text for each choice. It's funny how love these CYOA's but have a small attention span.

Anyway, I don't have much to say about myself, so here are my stories.

[[An Actual Awesome Adventure]] (AAAA) What seems like war turns out to be so much more. Terrorism is just the start. Try Zombies, Robots, Raiders and Ninjas. According to my Horrible Guesstimate, it's about 1% Done

Currently: Put on hold. Jogging down ideas and working on RED vs BLU.

[[Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]] (TF2:RvB) Team Fortress 2, but on a much deeper level. The skilled BLU team vs the Powerful RED Team. Choose your class and decide the fate of the epic battle of 2Fort 2. According to my Horrible Guesstimate, it is 1.9% done.

Currently: Working on Spies story.

== Plans for the future==

The Ultimate Showdown. I honestly can't wait to start this one, it's based off the Music Video from Lemon Demon, where you create your own character and shiz. Will not start until one story is 25% complete.

Life in Garry's Mod. Think of this as the "Random Adventure" ill be making. If you don't understand look up some Garry's Mod Videos. Will not start until one Story is complete. Unlikely this story will ever end.

Secret Agent Man. A story like Alpha Protocol, but it makes sense, and it's probably better. Will not start until 3 stories are 50% done. (Life in Garrys Mod will count if reaching over 100 Pages.)

Grand Theft Auto: The CYOA. Probably my only Story that will be in the Adult Section. So yeah, very illegal things will happen. Won't start until 2 Stories are finished.

Dead Rising: Story of Jake. yes, me. I love Dead Rising, so I want to make a CYOA out of it. Won't start until The Ultimate Showdown is done.

Adventures in the Afterlife: Really a spin off of another long forgotten adventure I stumbled across and contributed to loooong ago on a different website. Jesus is my favorite character. We'll see it after Secret Agent Man.

True Crime: Streets of Phoenix: Why Phoenix? I dunno. But another story featuring me would be nice. Won't start until 4 stories are finished, Life in Garrys Mod still counting if it hits 100 pages, which it should by then.

Mysterious Zombie Story: Not the actual name of it it BTW. Could it be the first non shitty Zombie Story? Maybe. When will it be made? Unknown.

== News ==

Monday, March 21, 2011, 4:50 PM:

Made the news section.

Sunday, April 17th, 2011, 1:21 PM

Back, and with a new adventure planned.

User:Jakeinator

Jakeinator — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 08:20:09 GMT

Jakeinator: /* Plans for the future */

User:Jakeinator

Jakeinator — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 23:51:00 GMT

Jakeinator:

Hey hey hey. I'm Jake. I write stories and usually contribute to any of the public stories. My stories are literate but not exactly wall of text for each choice. It's funny how love these CYOA's but have a small attention span.

Anyway, I don't have much to say about myself, so here are my stories.

[[An Actual Awesome Adventure]] (AAAA) What seems like war turns out to be so much more. Terrorism is just the start. Try Zombies, Robots, Raiders and Ninjas. According to my Horrible Guesstimate, it's about 1% Done

Currently: Put on hold. Jogging down ideas and working on RED vs BLU.

[[Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]] (TF2:RvB) Team Fortress 2, but on a much deeper level. The skilled BLU team vs the Powerful RED Team. Choose your class and decide the fate of the epic battle of 2Fort 2. According to my Horrible Guesstimate, it is 1.9% done.

Currently: Working on Spies story.

== Plans for the future==

The Ultimate Showdown. I honestly can't wait to start this one, it's based off the Music Video from Lemon Demon, where you create your own character and shiz. Will not start until one story is 25% complete.

Life in Garry's Mod. Think of this as the "Random Adventure" ill be making. If you don't understand look up some Garry's Mod Videos. Will not start until one Story is complete. Unlikely this story will ever end.

Secret Agent Man. A story like Alpha Protocol, but it makes sense, and it's probably better. Will not start until 3 stories are 50% done. (Life in Garrys Mod will count if reaching over 100 Pages.)

Grand Theft Auto: The CYOA. Probably my only Story that will be in the Adult Section. So yeah, very illegal things will happen. Won't start until 2 Stories are finished.

Dead Rising: Story of Jake. yes, me. I love Dead Rising, so I want to make a CYOA out of it. Won't start until The Ultimate Showdown is done.

SWAT: 25 Days of Death: Swat stories can be pretty damn brutal, so that would make some good storytelling no? Anyway ill keep this a mystery until I complete Secret Agent Man.

True Crime: Streets of Phoenix: Why Phoenix? I dunno. But another story featuring me would be nice. Won't start until 4 stories are finished, Life in Garrys Mod still counting if it hits 100 pages, which it should by then.

Mysterious Zombie Story: Not the actual name of it it BTW. Could it be the first non shitty Zombie Story? Maybe. When will it be made? Unknown.

== News ==

Monday, March 21, 2011, 4:50 PM:

Made the news section.

(TF2: RvB)Ask the Demoman to hurt you.

Jakeinator — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:17:18 GMT

Jakeinator:

You get this wise idea. The enemy team is rushing here while you sit there with a stupid look on your face thinking about a plan, so why not make them think your one of them, even by extreme measures.

"Stab me." You say quickly.

"Wha?" The Demoman replies with a look of disbelief.

"You have a sword, stab or hit me, no time to explain." You say looking back, hereing enemy footsteps.

"Alright." The Demoman runs over to you, and quickly takes out his sword, and slices you diagonally. It hurts, but he went easy on you. It leaves a nice bleeding slash in your disguise, meaning another good suit was ruined. With a moan, you walk backwards, holding part of your wound, yelling Medic. You take the path to the right of you, with you facing away of course. While walking backwards you hit something big and heavy.

"Sniper!" The Heavy steps aside while you suddenly feel better. The sweet relief of a Medigun drenches over you. After a moment the wounds are now suppressed, and you thank the Medic. He goes back to healing the Heavy. A large explosion is heard, followed by some slams and squishes. You hold your knife tightly and follow the duo.

"I am fully charged!" The Medic yells out. Now or never you realize. You put your knife to the Medics spine. He goes down like a rock when you pull the knife out, and disappears. The Heavy stops, but was unable to turn, as you just put your knife in the back of his neck. You pull the knife out again, now feeling taller. The Heavies corpse disappears. You head back and see the damage.

Blood litters the hallway, you can already see it and blood was able to reach the hallway you were at. A Pyro moans, laying next to a barrel. The Demoman limps over to the Pyro.

"This was one of the best days of my life matey. He says, blood dripping from his body, both his and the enemies. The entire sight of all this is somewhat sickening, but you notice that there are no Engineer body parts. This is both good and bad.

"I don't theenk I cun dou much more without some aid and a drink boyo." The Demoman says wielding his sword.

[[(TF2: RvB)Dismiss the Demoman|Finish off the Pyro and dismiss the Demoman.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Interrogate the Pyro|Make the Demoman stay and help interrogate the Pyro.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Make the Demoman stay with you.|Insist that the Demoman should stay with you.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Ask the Demoman to hurt you.

Jakeinator — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 00:05:44 GMT

Jakeinator:

You get this wise idea. The enemy team is rushing here while you sit there with a stupid look on your face thinking about a plan, so why not make them think your one of them, even by extreme measures.

"Stab me." You say quickly.

"Wha?" The Demoman replies with a look of disbelief.

"You have a sword, stab or hit me, no time to explain." You say looking back, hereing enemy footsteps.

"Alright." The Demoman runs over to you, and quickly takes out his sword, and slices you diagonally. It hurts, but he went easy on you. It leaves a nice bleeding slash in your disguise, meaning another good suit was ruined. With a moan, you walk backwards, holding part of your wound, yelling Medic. You take the path to the right of you, with you facing away of course. While walking backwards you hit something big and heavy.

"Sniper!" The Heavy steps aside while you suddenly feel better. The sweet relief of a Medigun drenches over you. After a moment the wounds are now suppressed, and you thank the Medic. He goes back to healing the Heavy. A large explosion is heard, followed by some slams and squishes. You hold your knife tightly and follow the duo.

"I am fully charged!" The Medic yells out. Now or never you realize. You put your knife to the Medics spine. He goes down like a rock when you pull the knife out, and disappears. The Heavy stops, but was unable to turn, as you just put your knife in the back of his neck. You pull the knife out again, now feeling taller. The Heavies corpse disappears. You head back and see the damage.

Blood litters the hallway, you can already see it and blood was able to reach the hallway you were at. A Pyro moans, laying next to a barrel. The Demoman limps over to the Pyro.

"This was one of the best days of my life matey. He says, blood dripping from his body, both his and the enemies. The entire sight of all this is somewhat sickening, but you notice that there are no Engineer body parts. This is both good and bad.

"I don't theenk I cun dou much more without some aid and a drink boyo." The Demoman says wielding his sword.

[[Dismiss the Demoman|Finish off the Pyro and dismiss the Demoman.]]

[[Interrogate the Pyro|Make the Demoman stay and help interrogate the Pyro.]]

[[Make the Demoman stay with you.|Insist that the Demoman should stay with you.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Make them take the Vents so they can Flank both sides

Jakeinator — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 00:02:19 GMT

Jakeinator:

"Strategic routes will surly lead our team to victory! I like your style Frenchie!" The Soldier says, finally showing you some respect.

"Just don't kill the Sniper or Engineer. I need to kill them myself." You warn the 2, already heading towards the vents.

You head out the front door, and with the trusty Cloak and Dagger, you hide in front of the enemy base until you hear the signal, or explosions. Unsurprisingly, you hear explosions coming from both doors. You quickly duck inside. The moment you enter bits of a Scout fly at the supplies by the doors.

"Oi? Where's the damn Spy? This Sniper ain't gonna last long..."

After hearing this you uncloak and look down the hallway. Demoman is standing over the magled body of a Sniper, one of his legs blown off. Despite the gibs of the enemy teams members, the only noticeable corpse seen was that of the Soldier, an arrow in his heart, and drenched in Jarate.

"Hey mate! Quick finish dis guy off before the rest uf the team comes." The Demoman says, putting stickies on each side of the hallway, then running pass you and pulling out his Grenade Launcher, and sitting by the supplies by the doors. You look down upon the poor Sniper. He reaches for the Triblemans Shiv, out of his reach, behind you. You stab the guy in the back, taking his disguise and hiding his corpse. You shove his invisible corpse to the side of the wall and look at the Demoman, drunk, but serious looking.

[[(TF2: RvB)Ask the Demoman to hurt you.|Ask the Demoman to stab you with his sword, so you can get the enemy Medic to heal you, and seem as one of the team.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Professionally use the Cloak and Dagger|Use your Cloak and Dagger wisely to sneak behind enemy lines.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Stay here and assist the Demoman|Stay here, and pick off anyone the Demoman doesn't kill.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU

Jakeinator — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 06:59:47 GMT

Jakeinator:

== Team Fortress 2: Red vs Blue ==

By Jake "[[User:Jakeinator|Jakeinator]]" Smith

2Fort 2...better then the old one. Vents connecting the forts on the sides, larger buildings, more space. The fight for 2Fort 2 starts today.

RED, powerful and wealthy. They have the numbers, and have the money to get more and more Mercenaries to fight.

[[(TF2: RvB)Soldier|Soldier]]: I am a Soldier. I will fight until the bitter end, and kill any puny maggots in my way. I will break their spines with my hands, or blow them into tiny pieces with my Rocket Launcher.

[[(TF2: RvB)Sniper|Sniper]]: I am a Sniper. I may work for money, but I am a professional. Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, be ready to kill everyone you meet. Even those who play the dirtiest tricks deserve my respect, and a bullet in their skull.

[[(TF2: RvB)Medic|Medic]]: I am a Medic. I promise to aid my comrades in battle. I will help zem stay alive on zee battlefield. I will also bring pain and suffering to all zose not my color.

[[(TF2: RvB)Engineer|Engineer]]: I am an Engineer. I will put up Sentries and protect them like they were my own. I will help defend the base and aid my pardners. I will also keep an eye out for anything that would pose a threat.

[[(TF2: RvB)Pyro|Pyro]] I am a Pyro. Though communication isn't my strong suit, I will break through the wall of defense, and cause enemies to flee. I will distract my enemies, if not burn them to a crisp.

BLU, skilled and resourceful. They have the skill, and will never back down from a fight. These are their most skilled classes.

[[(TF2: RvB)Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy Weapons Guy]] I am Heavy Weapons Guy. My weapon is a beauty, and will help me crush baby men. When Sasha tires, I will take out puny men with my feests.

[[(TF2: RvB)Scout|Scout]] I am da Scout. I will beat the crap out of the other team, and take da Intelligence. The other team won't know what hit 'em.

[[(TF2: RvB)Spy|Spy]] I am ze Spy. I will sneak behind enemy lines and crumble everything from the inside. Killing is art, and I am the painter.

[[(TF2: RvB)Demoman|Demoman]] I'm thuuuh..D-Demoman. Ill blow up the other guys while having a good time! Booze and Bombs always helped me out in a pinch!

Note: There are 2 secret campaigns. The first one requires you to get everyone's best endings, top to bottom, piece together the words givin' to you, and must figure out where to place them, a place which decides where you are and where you are on the Internet.

The Second requires you to search my profile for messages that could help point you to the the second secret campaign. You must also place what you find into the place of Internet Addresses.

Another Note: The bonus stories do NOT count to the official percentage, and will not be started until all stories are completed. 1 story will be done if it says 125% done, and both will be if it says 150% done

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU

Jakeinator — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 13:14:54 GMT

Jakeinator:

== Team Fortress 2: Red vs Blue ==

By Jake "[[User:Jakeinator|Jakeinator]]" Smith

2Fort 2...better then the old one. Vents connecting the forts on the sides, larger buildings, more space. The fight for 2Fort 2 starts today.

RED, powerful and wealthy. They have the numbers. BLU, Here are the most skilled classes of this team. Are you a member of it?

[[(TF2: RvB)Soldier|Soldier]]: I am a Soldier. I will fight until the bitter end, and kill any puny maggots in my way. I will break their spines with my hands, or blow them into tiny pieces with my Rocket Launcher.

[[(TF2: RvB)Sniper|Sniper]]: I am a Sniper. I may work for money, but I am a professional. Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, be ready to kill everyone you meet. Even those who play the dirtiest tricks deserve my respect, and a bullet in their skull.

[[(TF2: RvB)Medic|Medic]]: I am a Medic. I promise to aid my comrades in battle. I will help zem stay alive on zee battlefield. I will also bring pain and suffering to all zose not my color.

[[(TF2: RvB)Engineer|Engineer]]: I am an Engineer. I will put up Sentries and protect them like they were my own. I will help defend the base and aid my pardners. I will also keep an eye out for anything that would pose a threat.

[[(TF2: RvB)Pyro|Pyro]] I am a Pyro. Though communication isn't my strong suit, I will break through the wall of defense, and cause enemies to flee. I will distract my enemies, if not burn them to a crisp.

BLU, skilled and resourceful. They have the skill, and will never back down from a fight. These are their most skilled classes.

[[(TF2: RvB)Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy Weapons Guy]] I am Heavy Weapons Guy. My weapon is a beauty, and will help me crush baby men. When Sasha tires, I will take out puny men with my feests.

[[(TF2: RvB)Scout|Scout]] I am da Scout. I will beat the crap out of the other team, and take da Intelligence. The other team won't know what hit 'em.

[[(TF2: RvB)Spy|Spy]] I am ze Spy. I will sneak behind enemy lines and crumble everything from the inside. Killing is art, and I am the painter.

[[(TF2: RvB)Demoman|Demoman]] I'm thuuuh..D-Demoman. Ill blow up the other guys while having a good time! Booze and Bombs always helped me out in a pinch!

Note: There are 2 secret campaigns. The first one requires you to get everyone's best endings, top to bottom, piece together the words givin' to you, and must figure out where to place them, a place which decides where you are and where you are on the Internet.

The Second requires you to search my profile for messages that could help point you to the the second secret campaign. You must also place what you find into the place of Internet Addresses.

Another Note: The bonus stories do NOT count to the official percentage, and will not be started until all stories are completed. 1 story will be done if it says 125% done, and both will be if it says 150% done

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Stop him from getting that Wooden Stabber

Jakeinator — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 12:57:21 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You dive for the Snipers Foot. You perform a quick stab to the back of his foot, and pull back. The Sniper screams in pain, and stops his attempts of getting his weapon. He does …'

You dive for the Snipers Foot. You perform a quick stab to the back of his foot, and pull back. The Sniper screams in pain, and stops his attempts of getting his weapon. He does however turn around and decks you in the face. You pull the knife out of his foot and fall back. He looks like he is about ready to beat you with his bare hands.

[[(TF2: RvB) Go on the offensive|Go on the offensive]]

[[TF2: RvB) Defend Yourself from your assailant|Defensive time]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Hit the Deck!

Jakeinator — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 13:26:08 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You quickly fall to the floor. The Medic looks confused, and the exact moment he looks at the Sniper, an arrow hits him in the eye and he flies back, and falls off the bridge. At…'

You quickly fall to the floor. The Medic looks confused, and the exact moment he looks at the Sniper, an arrow hits him in the eye and he flies back, and falls off the bridge. At least you lived. You crawl towards the enemy base. You know the Sniper is predicting you very moment this very moment. Only 2 ideas pop into your head.

[[(TF2: RvB)Sandvich Bomb|Throw a Sandvich as a distraction.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Stay behind cover and fire|Fire behind cover.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Ask the Demoman to hurt you.

Jakeinator — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 06:55:10 GMT

Jakeinator:

You get this wise idea. The enemy team is rushing here while you sit there with a stupid look on your face thinking about a plan, so why not make them think your one of them, even by extreme measures.

"Stab me." You say quickly.

"Wha?" The Demoman replies with a look of disbelief.

"You have a sword, stab or hit me, no time to explain." You say looking back, hereing enemy footsteps.

"Alright." The Demoman runs over to you, and quickly takes out his sword, and slices you diagonally. It hurts, but he went easy on you. It leaves a nice bleeding slash in your disguise, meaning another good suit was ruined. With a moan, you walk backwards, holding part of your wound, yelling Medic. You take the path to the right of you, with you facing away of course. While walking backwards you hit something big and heavy.

"Sniper!" The Heavy steps aside while you suddenly feel better. The sweet relief of a Medigun drenches over you. After a moment the wounds are now suppressed, and you thank the Medic. He goes back to healing the Heavy. A large explosion is heard, followed by some slams and squishes. You hold your knife tightly and follow the duo.

"I am fully charged!" The Medic yells out. Now or never you realize. You put your knife to the Medics spine. He goes down like a rock when you pull the knife out, and disappears. The Heavy stops, but was unable to turn, as you just put your knife in the back of his neck. You pull the knife out again, now feeling taller. The Heavies corpse disappears. You head back and see the damage.

Blood litters the hallway, you can already see it and blood was able to reach the hallway you were at. A Pyro moans, laying next to a barrel. The Demoman lips over to the Pyro.

"This was one of the best days of my life matey. He says, blood dripping from his body, both his and the enemies. The entire dight of all this is somewhat sickening, but you notice that there are no Engineer body parts. This is both good and bad.

"I don't theenk I cun dou much more without some aid and a drink boyo." The Demoman says wielding his sword.

[[Dismiss the Demoman|Finish off the Pyro and dismiss the Demoman.]]

[[Interrogate the Pyro|Make the Demoman stay and help interrogate the Pyro.]]

[[Make the Demoman stay with you.|Insist that the Demoman should stay with you.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Open fire on the Soldier with you Revolver

Jakeinator — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 05:13:08 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You uncloak, and the Soldier hears. He also hears the bullets emptying from your Revolver, loosing your disguise. Feels them too. Half the bullets, meaning half the chamber hit h…'

You uncloak, and the Soldier hears. He also hears the bullets emptying from your Revolver, loosing your disguise. Feels them too. Half the bullets, meaning half the chamber hit him. You had a clear shot, but the grating floor managed to diminish that. This obviously tipped of the duo, as a Crossbow Bolt looking thing flies into the Soldiers body, he didn't even see it coming he was so focused on you. He stumbles and falls through the hole in the grated floor. The Heavy slowly walks over to him. When the Soldier sees this, he searches for his Rocket Launcher. Alas, it didn't fall down the hole with him, so he pulls out a Pick Ax and gets up. The Heavy quickly grabs the mining equipment and throws it aside. With a punch to the face the Soldier falls down again. The Heavy grabs him by the neck and slams him into the wall. He then continuously punches him and the gut. The Soldier wheezes for air, and spits out blood, and kicks him in the gut, but the is to weak to do any real damage. The Heavy releases his grip. The Soldier falls to the ground and writhes on the grounds. With several kicks to the gut, the Soldier suffers major Internal Bleeding. He is sure to die soon.

TO

BE

FINISHED.

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Muscle up and head to the RED base

Jakeinator — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:19:42 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'Killing cowards sounds like fun and would make your job much easier. Should the baby men take or destroy your flag, you can kiss 50% of your pay goodbye. Granted you'll still get…'

Killing cowards sounds like fun and would make your job much easier. Should the baby men take or destroy your flag, you can kiss 50% of your pay goodbye. Granted you'll still get a couple 10 Thousands, but Sasha needs more nourishment than that. So off to the RED Base you and Medic ride. You head out the front door and across the bridge you need to secure. Suddenly you see a RED Sniper aiming right at you at the doors! What should you do!

[[(TF2: RvB)Hit the Deck!|Hit the Deck!]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Zigzag your way towards the Sniper|Use evasive maneuvers a get close to the Sniper.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Open fire with Medic.|Open fire, with your Medic firing at him as well.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Demoman

Jakeinator — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:55:34 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You lay in the corner, looking at your team. The are choosing their equipment, as you sit there drinking your Scrumpy. I loud and annoying voice rings in your ears. You cannot un…'

You lay in the corner, looking at your team. The are choosing their equipment, as you sit there drinking your Scrumpy. I loud and annoying voice rings in your ears. You cannot understand what the voice is saying, but it's giving you one hell of a headache. You stumble over to your locker as everyone else leaves the Supply Room. You find a bottle of MANNsprin by Mann Co. You down about 3 pills and throw the bottle back in your locker. You spin around.

Looks like everyone left. Battle must have Started. You turn back to your locker and grab your weapons. Your trusty Grenade Launcher, The Scottish Resistance, and The Eyelander. You run out the Supply Room, and smell the outside air.

You see the Soldier, an old friend, who stuck by you in the Demoman/Soldier War, refusing to kill his buddy. Unlike the first pair, that gave up their friendship for weapons. Granted the weapons are badass. You have 2 of them right now. That's all that really catches your eye. The Medic, Heavy, and Scout are all having a conversation. The Sniper and Pyro left to defend the base, the Engineer is going over some schematics, and the Spy is sulking in the corner.

TO BE FINISHED.

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Medic

Jakeinator — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:38:22 GMT

Jakeinator:

You are the Medic. You were forced to take this job as a performance evaluation from the NBMA (National Battlefield Medical Association.) for a surprisingly more important job at the Badlands, involving Saxton Hale, but it's all confidential. You'll get one hell of a Paycheck if you complete both these jobs, and maybe get some bonuses eh?

As everyone scampers to get and ready their equipment, you take time performing some quick maintenance on your weapons. You take The Crusaders Crossbow, The Kritzkrieg, and The Übersaw. Nothing but the best for your teamates. So all you need to do is be the best goddamn Medic in the world.

You exit the Supply Room. You see a close friend of yours, who is an exceptional Heavy Weapons Guy. He could use your help in the assault, but the Spy approaches you and asks if you could do him a favor.

[[(TF2: RvB)Heal you friend The Heavy|Heal the Heavy.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Help the Spy|Help the Spy.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Warn Heavy and Medic

Jakeinator — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:36:50 GMT

Jakeinator:

"'Eavy! Medic! Look over here!" You say still cloaked. The Soldier looks through the grate, puzzled by who said that. He fires looks back and fires a shot at the duo, bet they both manage to dodge, not to your knowledge however. You realize this however when a kind of Crossbow Bolt hits the Soldier. He looses his balance and falls on his back, legs now dangling from the gap in the ceiling. With a rev of a Minigun, bullets rain upon the Soldiers legs. The force causes the Soldier to slide off. The Medic and Heavy approached the doomed Rocketeer. The Heavy readies his Fists and the Medic keeps hold of a sort of Crossbow, when suddenly the Soldier jumps up and pulls out a Pick Ax. The Heavy puts an open palm in your direction, indicating you shouldn't intervene.

The Heavy punches the Soldier right in the face, and a Crossbow Bolt slams into the gut of the Soldier. He stumbles back, right next to you, and is bleeding, which is clashing well with his RED Outfit. It doesn't stop him however. He jumps up and slams the Pick Ax on the Heavy's Skull. Heavy holds his head and moans in pain, while a quick slash hits the Medic in the arm. The Medic fall to the floor face first, but quickly spins on his back and fires a Bolt right in the Soldiers Shoulder. He yelps and leans against the wall next to you. He starts pulling out the Bolts that stuck him. He is on Deaths Door. You contemplate stabbing him, put the Heavy forgets about his pain and decks the Soldier across the face. With a nice crunch of bone, the Soldiers jaw is either broken, or neck snapped.

"Medic. The world is...going black." The Heavy says, swaying a bit.

"Well, I'll see what I can do Heavy. Zanks for ze warning Spy." The Midic says in you general direction.

The Medic continues to patch both him and the Heavy. It takes about 10 minutes, and the fight is probably going to start soon. There is no intervention, but you hide the Soldiers body by dumping it in the Pipeline. When all is said and done, you and your partners head deeper into the enemy base.

You see the sun again. You use your Cloak and Dagger and turn to your partners.

"I weel go to the Intelligence Room. The Engineer is probably there. Please watch the staircase to the place my friends." You say, walking up the Stairs to the Intel Room. When you reach the archway, you hear the sound of a Minigun. You turn around and see a RED Heavy, partnered with a Demoman wielding a Battle Ax. The BLU Heavy and Medic pull out their weapons and get ready to fight. You should probably help your friends.

[[(TF2: RvB)Help your teammates against the duo.|Lend a hand, or Dagger.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)They can take care of themselves, go take care of the Engineer.|Complete your mission.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Warn Heavy and Medic

Jakeinator — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 05:32:10 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with '"'Eavy! Medic! Look over here!" You say still cloaked. The Soldier looks through the grate, puzzled by who said that. He fires looks back and fires a shot at the duo, bet they bo…'

(TF2: RvB)Stab him in the back, what else?

Jakeinator — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 02:25:49 GMT

Jakeinator:

You run up to the Sniper and jump for his back. He narrowly avoids this however, diving for the Shiv. You land and notice he is a few inches away from his target. You pivot and get close enough for a nice stab. He lays on his back, desperately reaching for his weapon. You bring your blade down, but with a swift slice while he turned on his back marks your fate. He got a clean cut on your throat, and the instant this happens you drop your weapon. You gag, and gasp for air as blood poors onto the dirt below. The bleeding that this weapon causes just make this so much more painful. You writhe on the ground for a second or two as you sit back up on your knees. You see the Sniper take of his hat and put it over his heart. The world slowly turns dark as you lean backwards and eventually fall on your back.

GAME OVER

Cause of Death: Slit throat. Kind of. Not exactly slit, not much of a deep cut, but there's a little slash, and around it is lots of bleeding...I dunno. Your throat is bleeding a lot okay. And you died because of it.

[[Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU|Restart]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Spy|Restart Spy Campaign]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Stab him in the back, what else?

Jakeinator — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 02:25:25 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You run up to the Sniper and jump for his back. He narrowly avoids this however, diving for the Shiv. You land and notice he is a few inches away from his target. You pivot and g…'

You run up to the Sniper and jump for his back. He narrowly avoids this however, diving for the Shiv. You land and notice he is a few inches away from his target. You pivot and get close enough for a nice stab. He lays on his back, desperately reaching for his weapon. You bring your blade down, but with a swift slice while he turned on his back marks your fate. He got a clean cut on your throat, and the instant this happens you drop your weapon. You gag, and gasp for air as blood poors onto the dirt below. The bleeding that this weapon causes just make this so much more painful. You writhe on the ground for a second or two as you sit back up on your knees. You see the Sniper take of his hat and put it over his heart. The world slowly turns dark as you lean backwards and eventually fall on your back.

GAME OVER

Cause of Death: Slit throat. Kind of. Not exactly slit, not much of a deep cut, but there's a little slash, and around it is lots of bleeding...I dunno. Your throat is bleeding a lot okay. And you died because of it.

[[Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU|Restart]]
[[(TF2: RvB)Spy|Restart Spy Campaign]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Facestabbing time.

Jakeinator — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:14:54 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You quickly thrust your dagger straight at the Snipers face. He was surprised, but was able to block with the Wooden Weapon, knocking it away, the knife almost escaping your grip…'

You quickly thrust your dagger straight at the Snipers face. He was surprised, but was able to block with the Wooden Weapon, knocking it away, the knife almost escaping your grip. You quickly retract your blade, but he left his lower body vulnerable. You perform a quick slash through his gut, and it works. If you had a bit more time you probably could have killed him there, but he jumped back and covered him wound with his hand. You prepare for his retaliation, but he quickly charges at you, Machete in hand.

Quick, what to do!

[[(TF2: RvB)Jump Back!|Jump Back!]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Duck!|Duck!]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)The Ones on the Right of the Base

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 15:52:24 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'It seems someone plugged up the vent. Perhaps the Soldier has the means to open it, but for now it looks like you can only use the left vent. Go back. [[Cate…'

It seems someone plugged up the vent. Perhaps the Soldier has the means to open it, but for now it looks like you can only use the left vent.

[[(TF2: RvB)Spy|Go back.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 15:47:21 GMT

Jakeinator:

== Team Fortress 2: Red vs Blue ==

By Jake "[[User:Jakeinator|Jakeinator]]" Smith

2Fort 2...better then the old one. Vents connecting the forts on the sides, larger buildings, more space. The fight for 2Fort 2 starts today.

RED, powerful and wealthy. They have the numbers. Here are the most skilled classes of this team. Are you a member of it?

[[(TF2: RvB)Soldier|Soldier]]: I am a Soldier. I will fight until the bitter end, and kill any puny maggots in my way. I will break their spines with my hands, or blow them into tiny pieces with my Rocket Launcher.

[[(TF2: RvB)Sniper|Sniper]]: I am a Sniper. I may work for money, but I am a professional. Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, be ready to kill everyone you meet. Even those who play the dirtiest tricks deserve my respect, and a bullet in their skull.

[[(TF2: RvB)Medic|Medic]]: I am a Medic. I promise to aid my comrades in battle. I will help zem stay alive on zee battlefield. I will also bring pain and suffering to all zose not my color.

[[(TF2: RvB)Engineer|Engineer]]: I am an Engineer. I will put up Sentries and protect them like they were my own. I will help defend the base and aid my pardners. I will also keep an eye out for anything that would pose a threat.

[[(TF2: RvB)Pyro|Pyro]] I am a Pyro. Though communication isn't my strong suit, I will break through the wall of defense, and cause enemies to flee. I will distract my enemies, if not burn them to a crisp.

BLU, skilled and resourceful. They have the skill, and will never back down from a fight. These are their most skilled classes.

[[(TF2: RvB)Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy Weapons Guy]] I am Heavy Weapons Guy. My weapon is a beauty, and will help me crush baby men. When Sasha tires, I will take out puny men with my feests.

[[(TF2: RvB)Scout|Scout]] I am da Scout. I will beat the crap out of the other team, and take da Intelligence. The other team won't know what hit 'em.

[[(TF2: RvB)Spy|Spy]] I am ze Spy. I will sneak behind enemy lines and crumble everything from the inside. Killing is art, and I am the painter.

[[(TF2: RvB)Demoman|Demoman]] I'm thuuuh..D-Demoman. Ill blow up the other guys while having a good time! Booze and Bombs always helped me out in a pinch!

Note: There are 2 secret campaigns. The first one requires you to get everyone's best endings, top to bottom, piece together the words givin' to you, and must figure out where to place them, a place which decides where you are and where you are on the Internet.

The Second requires you to search my profile for messages that could help point you to the the second secret campaign. You must also place what you find into the place of Internet Addresses.

Another Note: The bonus stories do NOT count to the official percentage, and will not be started until all stories are completed. 1 story will be done if it says 125% done, and both will be if it says 150% done

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

User:Jakeinator

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 15:35:10 GMT

Jakeinator:

Hey hey hey. I'm Jake. I write stories and usually contribute to any of the public stories. My stories are literate but not exactly wall of text for each choice. It's funny how love these CYOA's but have a small attention span.

Anyway, I don't have much to say about myself, so here are my stories.

[[An Actual Awesome Adventure]] (AAAA) What seems like war turns out to be so much more. Terrorism is just the start. Try Zombies, Robots, Raiders and Ninjas. According to my Horrible Guesstimate, it's about 1% Done

Currently: Put on hold. Jogging down ideas and working on RED vs BLU.

[[Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]] (TF2:RvB) Team Fortress 2, but on a much deeper level. The skilled BLU team vs the Powerful RED Team. Choose your class and decide the fate of the epic battle of 2Fort 2. According to my Horrible Guesstimate, it is 1.9% done.

Currently: Working on Spies story.

Plans for the future:

The Ultimate Showdown. I honestly can't wait to start this one, it's based off the Music Video from Lemon Demon, where you create your own character and shiz. Will not start until one story is 25% complete.

Life in Garry's Mod. Think of this as the "Random Adventure" ill be making. If you don't understand look up some Garry's Mod Videos. Will not start until one Story is complete. Unlikely this story will ever end.

Secret Agent Man. A story like Alpha Protocol, but it makes sense, and it's probably better. Will not start until 3 stories are 50% done. (Life in Garrys Mod will count if reaching over 100 Pages.)

Grand Theft Auto: The CYOA. Probably my only Story that will be in the Adult Section. So yeah, very illegal things will happen. Won't start until 2 Stories are finished.

Dead Rising: Story of Jake. yes, me. I love Dead Rising, so I want to make a CYOA out of it. Won't start until The Ultimate Showdown is done.

SWAT: 25 Days of Death: Swat stories can be pretty damn brutal, so that would make some good storytelling no? Anyway ill keep this a mystery until I complete Secret Agent Man.

True Crime: Streets of Phoenix: Why Phoenix? I dunno. But another story featuring me would be nice. Won't start until 4 stories are finished, Life in Garrys Mod still counting if it hits 100 pages, which it should by then.

(TF2: RvB)Try to Disarm the Sniper

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 14:14:52 GMT

Jakeinator:

No weapon, no fight right? You stab the Snipers Shiv and grab it, and pull it. You actually disarmed him, but the wood ripped your glasses, and put several cuts in your hands. It stings, and your bleeding a nice bit for such tiny cuts. You throw his weapon aside, but he didn't seem to loose any of his Morale. You charge in and attempt to stab the Sniper in the gut, but a sharp kick into the gut stops you. He runs over to his weapon. What are you going to do know?

[[(TF2: RvB)Stab him in the back, what else?|His back is exposed, out 2 and 2 together.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Stop him from getting that Wooden Stabber|Prevent him from grabbing the thing.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Try to Disarm the Sniper

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 14:14:30 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'No weapon, no fight right? You stab the Snipers Shiv and grab it, and pull it. You actually disarmed him, but the wood ripped your glasses, and put several cuts in your hands. It…'

(TF2: RvB)Sneak in a Backstab.

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 13:45:16 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'Backstabbing is your specialty. Getting a land on anywhere on the back would surly result in you winning, and taking the buffoons disguise. You attack to the right and he hops ba…'

Backstabbing is your specialty. Getting a land on anywhere on the back would surly result in you winning, and taking the buffoons disguise. You attack to the right and he hops back and attempts to stab you with the Shiv, Machete, whatever. You narrowly dodge, you dart around him and attempt to strike him in the back with your blade, but he narrowly dodges, pivoting forward. He has a great chance of spinnong around and striking you, but his back is wide open, and diving for it would surly result in his death. At least that's what you came up with in the last half second.

[[(TF2: RvB)Hop backwards and get ready for another chance to strike.|Get into a defensive position.]]

[[(Tf2: RvB)Take a dove for his back.|Go for the stab.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 13:20:46 GMT

Jakeinator:

== Team Fortress 2: Red vs Blue ==

By Jake "[[User:Jakeinator|Jakeinator]]" Smith

2Fort 2...better then the old one. Vents connecting the forts on the sides, larger buildings, more space. The fight for 2Fort 2 starts today.

RED, powerful and wealthy. They have the numbers. Here are the most skilled classes of this team. Are you a member of it?

[[(TF2: RvB)Soldier|Soldier]]: I am a Soldier. I will fight until the bitter end, and kill any puny maggots in my way. I will break their spines with my hands, or blow them into tiny pieces with my Rocket Launcher.

[[(TF2: RvB)Sniper|Sniper]]: I am a Sniper. I may work for money, but I am a professional. Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, be ready to kill everyone you meet. Even those who play the dirtiest tricks deserve my respect, and a bullet in their skull.

[[(TF2: RvB)Medic|Medic]]: I am a Medic. I promise to aid my comrades in battle. I will help zem stay alive on zee battlefield. I will also bring pain and suffering to all zose not my color.

[[(TF2: RvB)Engineer|Engineer]]: I am an Engineer. I will put up Sentries and protect them like they were my own. I will help defend the base and aid my pardners. I will also keep an eye out for anything that would pose a threat.

[[(TF2: RvB)Pyro|Pyro]] I am a Pyro. Though communication isn't my strong suit, I will break through the wall of defense, and cause enemies to flee. I will distract my enemies, if not burn them to a crisp.

BLU, skilled and resourceful. They have the skill, and will never back down from a fight. These are their most skilled classes.

[[(TF2: RvB)Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy Weapons Guy]] I am Heavy Weapons Guy. My weapon is a beauty, and will help me crush baby men. When Sasha tires, I will take out puny men with my feests.

[[(TF2: RvB)Scout|Scout]] I am da Scout. I will beat the crap out of the other team, and take da Intelligence. The other team won't know what hit 'em.

[[(TF2: RvB)Spy|Spy]] I am ze Spy. I will sneak behind enemy lines and crumble everything from the inside. Killing is art, and I am the painter.

[[(TF2: RvB)Demoman|Demoman]] I'm thuuuh..D-Demoman. Ill blow up the other guys while having a good time! Booze and Bombs always helped me out in a pinch!

Note: There are 2 secret campaigns. The first one requires you to get everyone's best endings, top to bottom, piece together the words givin' to you, and must figure out where to place them, a place which decides where you are and where you are on the Internet.

The Second requires you to search my profile for messages that could help point you to the the second secret campaign. You must also place what you find into the place of Internet Addresses.

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Ask the Demoman to hurt you.

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 09:15:10 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You get this wise idea. The enemy team is rushing here while you sit there with a stupid look on your face thinking about a plan, so why not make them think your one of them, eve…'

You get this wise idea. The enemy team is rushing here while you sit there with a stupid look on your face thinking about a plan, so why not make them think your one of them, even by extreme measures.

"Stab me." You say quickly.

"Wha?" The Demoman replies with a look of disbelief.

"You have a sword, stab or hit me, no time to explain." You say looking back, hering enemy footsteps.

"Alright." The Demoman runs over to you, and quickly takes out his sword, and slices you diagonally. It hurts, but he went easy on you. It leaves a nice bleeding slash in your disguise, meaning another good suit was ruined. With a moan, you walk backwards, holing part of your wound, yelling Medic. You take the path to the right of you, with you facing away of course. While walking backwards you hit something big and heavy.

"Sniper!" The Heavy steps aside while you suddenly feel better. The sweet relief of a Medigun drenches over you. After a moment the wounds are now suppressed, and you thank the Medic. He goes back to healing the Heavy. A large explosion is heard, followed by some slams and squishes. You hold your knife tightly and follow the duo.

"I am fully charged!" The Medic yells out. Now or never you realize. You put your knife to the Medics spine. He goes down like a rock when you pull the knife out, and disappears. The Heavy stops, but was unable to turn, as you just put your knife in the back of his neck. You pull the knife out again, now feeling taller. The Heavies corpse disappears. You head back and see the damage.

Blood litters the hallway, you can already see it and blood was able to reach the hallway you were at. A Pyro moans, laying next to a barrel. The Demoman lips over to the Pyro.

"This was one of the best days of my life matey. He says, blood dripping from his body, both his and the enemies. The entire dight of all this is somewhat sickening, but you notice that there are no Engineer body parts. This is both good and bad.

"I don't theenk I cun dou much more without some aid and a drink boyo." The Demoman says wielding his sword.

[[Dismiss the Demoman|Finish off the Pyro and dismiss the Demoman.]]

[[Interrogate the Pyro|Make the Demoman stay and help interrogate the Pyro.]]

[[Make the Demoman stay with you.|Insist that the Demoman should stay with you.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Make them take the Vents so they can Flank both sides

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 09:13:30 GMT

Jakeinator:

"Strategic routes will surly lead our team to victory! I like your style Frenchie!" The Soldier says, finally showing you some respect.

"Just don't kill the Sniper or Engineer. I need to kill them myself." You warn the 2, already heading towards the vents.

You head out the front door, and with the trusty Cloak and Dagger, you hide in front of the enemy base until you hear the signal, or explosions. Unsurprisingly, you hear explosions coming from both doors. You quickly duck inside. The moment you enter bits of a Scout fly at the supplies by the doors.

"Oi? Where's the damn Spy? This Sniper ain't gonna last long..."

After hearing this you uncloak and look down the hallway. Demoman is standing over the magled body of a Sniper, one of his legs blown off. Despite the gibs of the enemy teams members, the only noticeable corpse seen was that of the Soldier, an arrow in his heart, and drenched in Jarate.

"Hey mate! Quick finish dis guy off before the rest uf the team comes." The Demoman says, putting stickies on each side of the hallway, then running pass you and pulling out his Grenade Launcher, and sitting by the supplies by the doors. You look down upon the poor Sniper. He reaches for the Triblemans Shiv, out of his reach, behind you. You stab the guy in the back, taking his disguise and hiding his corpse. You shove his invisible corpse to the side of the wall and look at the Demoman, drunk, but serious looking.

[[(TF2: RvB)Ask the Demoman to hurt you.|Ask the Demoman to stab you with his sword, so you can get the enemy Medic to heal you, and seem as one of the team.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Professionally use the Dead Ringer|Use your Dead Ringer wisely to sneak behind enemy lines.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Stay here and assist the Demoman|Stay here, and pick off anyone the Demoman doesn't kill.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Do the duel

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 09:12:02 GMT

Jakeinator:

The Sniper pull out the a Machete made of wood, wheras you were expecting a Kukiri, but go with it. There must be more than meets the eye about this thing. You pull out Eternal Reward and make a fencing gesture.

"Being Fancy isn't going to save your life mate." The Sniper whispers. He goes into a defensive position, indicating that you should attack.

[[(TF2: RvB)Try to Disarm the Sniper|Disarm him to make this fight easier.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Facestabbing time.|Go for the face.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Sneak in a Backstab.|Try to do some attacks that forces him to expose his back.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Shoot Sniper in the gut|Surprise him and shoot him in the gut.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Do the duel

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 09:11:28 GMT

Jakeinator:

(TF2: RvB)Do the duel

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 09:11:08 GMT

Jakeinator:

The Sniper pull out the a Machete made of wood, wheras you were expecting a Kukiri, but go with it. There must be more than meets the eye about this thing. You pull out Eternal Reward and make a fencing gesture.

"Being Fancy isn't going to save your life mate." The Sniper whispers. He goes into a defensive position, indicating that you should attack.

[[(TF2: RvB)Try to Disarm the Sniper|Disarm him to make this fight easier.]]

[[{TF2: RvB)Facestabbing time.|Go for the face.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Sneak in a Backstab.|Try to do some attacks that forces him to expose his back.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Shoot Sniper in the gut|Surprise him and shoot him in the gut.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: Red vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Do the duel

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 09:09:44 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'The Sniper pull out the a Machete made of wood, wheras you were expecting a Kukiri, but go with it. There must be more than meets the eye about this thing. You pull out Eternal R…'

The Sniper pull out the a Machete made of wood, wheras you were expecting a Kukiri, but go with it. There must be more than meets the eye about this thing. You pull out Eternal Reward and make a fencing gesture.

"Being Fancy isn't going to save your life mate." The Sniper whispers. He goes into a defensive position, indicating that you should attack.

[[Try to Disarm the Sniper|Disarm him to make this fight easier.]]

[[Facestabbing time.|Go for the face.]]

[[Sneak in a Backstab.|Try to do some attacks that forces him to expose his back.]]

[[Shoot Sniper in the gut|Surprise him and shoot him in the gut.]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: Red vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Shoot Sniper in the gut

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 09:08:28 GMT

Jakeinator:

You don't recall if this is against the rules the Spy Organization set up, but you were never one for head on combat. You pull the trigger and the Sniper falls to the ground. As he holds his gut, you bring the Revolver to his head. Suddenly he made a jerking moment, and your hand is separated from your arm. He cut of your hand with his Wooden Machete. What the hell type of wood is that? You ignore the pain shortly, and pull out your knife. With your left arm you stab him in the throat. As he lays gasping for blood, you retreat back to base, holding your arm. The Sniper seemed to have mustered enough strength to blind fire at you with his Sniper Rifle. You fall and hit your head on a wooden barrel as you get shot in the left leg.

It is unknown weather your teams Sniper warned the Medic, but a Heavy and Medic come rushing to your aid as you get up and slowly limp inside the building.

The Medic heals you with the Medigun while the Heavy carries you back to the supply room.

The Medic fetched the Scout to retrieve your arm. By the time your arm is halfway reattached, the battle start. Heavy heads off. Your hand is eventually fixed and the Medigun helped out your bullet wound. Upon exiting you notice that the base already has already called in for reinforcements. You cannot fight with a stump hand, as the nerves need to reconnect. You go down in the basement and start shooting at targets with your left hand, but accuracy is sub par. You are forced to evacuate. Your team lost the fight shortly after.

The Spy Superiors frown upon what you did to the Sniper. An honorable Spy sticks to their word. Your standing with the organization is lowered, and you are no longer as well respected within the ranks. But they do note your killing of the Sniper, and give you another chance on the next assault on 2Fort 2.

However that is a story from another day. You do well in the fight, but you eventually fall to the hands of another Spy. The fights victor is no longer important. The Spy Organization questions what happened to your skill. The Spy who killed you takes your standing.

[[(TF2: RvB) The Twisted Hand of Fate|Click here to see your results]]

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(TF2: RvB)Make them take the Vents so they can Flank both sides

Jakeinator — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:37:39 GMT

Jakeinator:

"Strategic routes will surly lead our team to victory! I like your style Frenchie!" The Soldier says, finally showing you some respect.

"Just don't kill the Sniper or Engineer. I need to kill them myself." You warn the 2, already heading towards the vents.

You head out the front door, and with the trusty Cloak and Dagger, you hide in front of the enemy base until you hear the signal, or explosions. Unsurprisingly, you hear explosions coming from both doors. You quickly duck inside. The moment you enter bits of a Scout fly at the supplies by the doors.

"Oi? Where's the damn Spy? This Sniper ain't gonna last long..."

After hearing this you uncloak and look down the hallway. Demoman is standing over the magled body of a Sniper, one of his legs blown off. Despite the gibs of the enemy teams members, the only noticeable corpse seen was that of the Soldier, an arrow in his heart, and drenched in Jarate.

"Hey mate! Quick finish dis guy off before the rest uf the team comes." The Demoman says, putting stickies on each side of the hallway, then running pass you and pulling out his Grenade Launcher, and sitting by the supplies by the doors. You look down upon the poor Sniper. He reaches for the Triblemans Shiv, out of his reach, behind you. You stab the guy in the back, taking his disguise and hiding his corpse. You shove his invisible corpse to the side of the wall and look at the Demoman, drunk, but serious looking.

[[Ask the Demoman to hurt you.|Ask the Demoman to stab you with his sword, so you can get the enemy Medic to heal you, and seem as one of the team.]]

[[Professionally use the Dead Ringer|Use your Dead Ringer wisely to sneak behind enemy lines.]]

[[Stay here and assist the Demoman|Stay here, and pick off anyone the Demoman doesn't kill.]]

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(TF2: RvB)Make them take the Vents so they can Flank both sides

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:43:52 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with '"Strategic routes will surly lead our team to victory! I like your style Frenchie!" The Soldier says, finally showing you some respect. "Just don't kill the Sniper or Engineer. …'

(TF2: RvB)Get help from Demoman and Soldier

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:35:27 GMT

Jakeinator:

You approach the Demoman and the Soldier. You approach them with caution.

"'Ello my partners." You say to the duo.

"Eeeh. If it that one guy remember when you led an entire team in my trap over at Badwater Basin! Teh idiots didn't expect a thing!"

You recall this, disguised as an enemy Spy, you told the enemy team to follow them to a shortcut to the enemy base. The moment they stepped into that confined area, the Demoman blew them all up with Sticky Bombs."

"But of course I do." You tell the Demoman.

"Well what do you want Frenchie?" The Soldier spit these words at you.

"I ask you to go in, and blow the enemy base to smithereens."

"That's not really easy mate." The Demoman says, taking a swig from his Scrumpy.

"Well at least long enough for me to take out the Engineer and Sniper. They are both very well respected members of their professions and killing them would grant me a bonus."

"Why should we do this." The Soldier says, intrest rising.

"Ill give you both 10%."

"Deal." They both say.

You spend the preparations devising a plan. Here's what you came up with.

[[(TF2: RvB)Make them take the Vents so they can Flank both sides|Make them use the Vents so they can force both sides into the Middle, starting your backstabbing spree.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Make them demolish the front of their base|Make them attack the front of their base, causing the team to come out to the front, and letting you slip by, leaving a few bodies while your at it.]]

[[(TF2: RvB)Let them do what they want. Just let them make sure you get an opening to sneak by|Let them run free and kill what they want, as long as you can slip by.]]

[[Category:Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Try to intimidate them as 2 Heavies

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 04:54:14 GMT

Jakeinator:

That is an incredibly stupid idea. Their still gonna fight. Haven't you ever played the damn game? Everybody's pretty damn persistent on killing what they see. I'm here to save you from fucking up.

[[(TF2: RvB)Get help from Heavy and Medic|Go Back]]

[[Category: Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]]

(TF2: RvB)Try to intimidate them as 2 Heavies

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 04:53:44 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'That is an incredibly stupid idea. Their still gonna fight. Haven't you ever played the damn game? Everybody's pretty damn persistent on killing what they see. I'm here to save y…'

(AAAA)Head to the wreckage a bit ago.

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:29:05 GMT

Jakeinator:

You reach the place, everyone really annoyed, but realize it's for the best.

Yes, I made this page because I didn't want to make an alternate version of the link your about to click, your forced to click to be exact, unless you press the browsers back button. Anyway, it's best if I just make this page so all this can be less confusing. Besides, if I included a page that makes you go back to where you were, where a sane person wouldn't want to, your probably doing the right thing, or the completely wrong thing. Whatever. Here.

Why wouldn't you want to loot Military Vehicles anyway? In a situation like this it's never a bad idea. So yeah. Good for you.

Like I said, here's the link.

[[(AAAA) Stay here and loot.|Loot already.]]

[[Category:An Actual Awesome Adventure.]]

Well actually you could technically use the category page to back as well...now that I think about it you can just go to the main page and navigate through all that again. Why you would do this I don't know. Hell reading this, I bet you know that this is probably for the best, so why would you go back anyway?

Okay I'm done.

Bye.

See ya.

Hope you enjoy the game.

By me.

Jakeinator.

The guy who made this.

the story I mean.

The one your reading.

Or playing.

Or whatever.

(AAAA)Head to the wreckage a bit ago.

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:28:34 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You reach the place, everyone really annoyed, but realize it's for the best. Yes, I made this page because I didn't want to make an alternate version of the link your about to …'

You reach the place, everyone really annoyed, but realize it's for the best.

Yes, I made this page because I didn't want to make an alternate version of the link your about to click, your forced to click to be exact, unless you press the browsers back button. Anyway, it's best if I just make this page so all this can be less confusing. Besides, if I included a page that makes you go back to where you were, where a sane person wouldn't want to, your probably doing the right thing, or the completely wrong thing. Whatever. Here.

Why wouldn't you want to loot Military Vehicles anyway? In a situation like this it's never a bad idea. So yeah. Good for you.

Like I said, here's the link.

[[(AAAA)Stay here and loot.|Loot already.]]

[[Category:An Actual Awesome Adventure.]]

Well actually you could technically use the category page to back as well...now that I think about it you can just go to the main page and navigate through all that again. Why you would do this I don't know. Hell reading this, I bet you know that this is probably for the best, so why would you go back anyway?

Okay I'm done.

Bye.

See ya.

Hope you enjoy the game.

By me.

Jakeinator.

The guy who made this.

the story I mean.

The one your reading.

Or playing.

Or whatever.

(AAAA) Head back into the now destroyed town.

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:13:29 GMT

Jakeinator:

You and the group head back into town. The walk is long, but you eventually make it. The town is in ruins. Pretty much everything is almost destroyed, but hey, Airstrikes do that.

"Well, you guys wanted to loot, let's hurry." Fernando says in his awesome accent.

Everyone throws out their own ideas of where to loot, but you all figure the Hospital is one of the better places to loot. Whoever objects is quickly hushed.

[[(AAAA)Head to the wreckage a bit ago.|Maybe you should head back and loot them vehicles.]]

After even more walking, you all reach the Hospital. It's size was surly diminished. About half of it seemed to have disappeared. But the front was still in tact. You all went ahead and entered the place. The inside was dark, bleak and depressing. However the Back-Up Generator seemed to have survived the blast and kicked in, with the Emergency Lights on. It was still pretty dim in the lobby however. 3 doors led farther into the hospital. One leading to the Emergency Room, another leading to the Staff Quarters, and the rooms they keep patients in the other. There is an elevator, but it would be possibly the stupidest idea ever to use it.

"Well, where to. We can cover all of one room before searching the others." Josh says.

[[(AAAA)Patient Rooms|Head to the Patient Rooms.]]

[[(AAAA)Staff Quarters|Head to the Staff Quarters.]]

[[(AAAA)Emergency Room|Head to the Emergency Ward.]]

[[(AAAA)Hospital Elevator|Use the Elevator.]]

Inventory: [[(AAAA)Colt .45|Colt .45]]

[[Category:An Actual Awesome Adventure]]

(AAAA) Head back into the now destroyed town.

Jakeinator — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:10:49 GMT

Jakeinator:

You and the group head back into town. The walk is long, but you eventually make it. The town is in ruins. Pretty much everything is almost destroyed, but hey, Airstrikes do that.

"Well, you guys wanted to loot, let's hurry." Fernando says in his awesome accent.

Everyone throws out their own ideas of where to loot, but you all figure the Hospital is one of the better places to loot. Whoever objects is quickly hushed.

[[Maybe you should head back and loot them vehicles.|(AAAA)Head to the wreckage a bit ago.]]

After even more walking, you all reach the Hospital. It's size was surly diminished. About half of it seemed to have disappeared. But the front was still in tact. You all went ahead and entered the place. The inside was dark, bleak and depressing. However the Back-Up Generator seemed to have survived the blast and kicked in, with the Emergency Lights on. It was still pretty dim in the lobby however. 3 doors led farther into the hospital. One leading to the Emergency Room, another leading to the Staff Quarters, and the rooms they keep patients in the other. There is an elevator, but it would be possibly the stupidest idea ever to use it.

"Well, where to. We can cover all of one room before searching the others." Josh says.

[[(AAAA)Patient Rooms|Head to the Patient Rooms.]]

[[(AAAA)Staff Quarters|Head to the Staff Quarters.]]

[[(AAAA)Emergency Room|Head to the Emergency Ward.]]

[[(AAAA)Hospital Elevator|Use the Elevator.]]

Inventory: [[(AAAA)Colt .45|Colt .45]]

[[Category:An Actual Awesome Adventure]]

(TF2: RvB)Shoot the Rocket Launcher out of the Soldiers Hand

Jakeinator — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:58:44 GMT

Jakeinator: Created page with 'You uncloak as you fire the Racket Launcher, loosing your disguise in the process. It slips from his grip and it falls down below, a few feet away from you. He pulls out a Shovel…'

You uncloak as you fire the Racket Launcher, loosing your disguise in the process. It slips from his grip and it falls down below, a few feet away from you. He pulls out a Shovel and drops down by his weapon. You assume he looks right at you, but the Helmet covers his eyes. Ge is indeed facing in your direction however. You shoot him in the gut but he brushes it off like it was nothing. With one swift movement of his shovel, you fall to the floor. He hits you again in the back for good measure. It lands a pretty hard blow on your spine and a deep cut. You start to black out when suddenly the Heavy over in and punches him in the face. He lands on the opposite wall and attempts to hit him, but the Heavy grabs his arm, stopping the Soldiers swing. The last thing you hear before going out cold is the Heavy slamming his fist into the Soldier, and him yelling in pain afterward. Things seemed to have went well, but the tables turned quickly.

The Medic attempting to heal your wounds while Heavy guarded this time. An enemy Heavy came and boxed him until a Demoman joined with his sword in hand. Together they overpowered your muscled friend, eventually leading to his head being chopped of. The Medic attempted to flee after this, but was stopped by the Heavy, who slammed him into several objects. The Demoman decided to blow you and the heavies corpse into a million bits with his Sticky Bombs, not even knowing you were alive, while the Heavy promptly beat the Medic to death.

Your team lost, as they were trampled by the RED teams numbers, and your intelligence was stolen. BLU is still trying to regain control of it, or at least half of it, today.

'''Game Over'''

Cause of Death: Explosion via Stickybombs.

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