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Call Veronica

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:47:15 GMT

Itsdjmas:

You call Veronica. She answers after a couple of rings. "Hello?", she says in a confused voice, "Who is this?" Great! She doesn't remember giving Dudley her number so you can act like she gave it to you! "Hey Veronica, this is Harry from Bio...", you say hesitantly. "Oh!", she says a little surprised. "Whats up?, she asks. She sounds more perky and alive then she did before. "Not much, I just wanted to clear the water with you. The last time we talked you thought I had rabies and I want to make sure you don't still think that..." you mutter...

Veronica: No, haha. I didn't think you did but your cousin Dudley said so. I got worried.

You: Yeah, I understand. I just didn't want to see our friendship go out the window because of my stupid cousin Dudely. I thought we really had something special in Bio.

Veronica: Haha. Yeah me too...

Veronica seems a bit nervous. What should you say?

*[[Ask her if she would want to hang out sometime]]

*[[Tell her that you want to get in her pants by the end of the day...or else!]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Call Veronica

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:46:31 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You call Veronica. She answers after a couple of rings. "Hello?", she says in a confused voice, "Who is this?" Great! She doesn't remember giving Dudley her number so you can…'

Live a happy life using magic to get whatever you want

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:36:45 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You live the rest of your life in paradise with whatever you want at your fingertips. Picking up that twig was the greatest decision of your life. YOU WIN. CONGRATULATIONS! […'

You live the rest of your life in paradise with whatever you want at your fingertips. Picking up that twig was the greatest decision of your life.

YOU WIN. CONGRATULATIONS!

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Tell Dudley you'll spare him if he tells you Veronica's number, get it, and then kill him anyways.

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:35:30 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with '"Alright, heres the deal. You have Veronica's number right?", you ask. "Yeah, yeah I do", replies your cousin. "Alright, If you give me your cell phone for good with her numbe…'

"Alright, heres the deal. You have Veronica's number right?", you ask. "Yeah, yeah I do", replies your cousin. "Alright, If you give me your cell phone for good with her number in it i'll let you live and get you to a hospital". "Anything!", says Dudley. "It's in my pocket right now. Get it cause I can't feel my arms". You walk over to Dudley, crouch down, and get hi phone from his pocket. You flip it open, smacking him on the cheek in the process. You look through his contacts and see that Veronica's number is there. "Alright", you say. "I've got your phone and her number for good now, Deal?". "Yeah, anything!" cries Dudley. "Good boy", you say. You point your glock at his head. "This is what it's like to be cheated cousin" He screams and you silence him. Now what?

*[[Call Veronica]]

*[[Live a happy life using magic to get whatever you want]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Shoot Dudley in the friggin face!

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:27:22 GMT

Itsdjmas:

What are you doing? Go get that girls number first! She has a nice rack!

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Shoot Dudley in the friggin face!

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:27:11 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'What are you doing? Go get that girls number first! She has a nice rack!'

What are you doing? Go get that girls number first! She has a nice rack!

Go teach that fat pig Dudley a lesson

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:26:27 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You strut into the house. You own the place now. You swag on into the kitchen and you see your cousin sobbing on the foor, shaking about on his broken spinal cord and what not.…'

You strut into the house. You own the place now. You swag on into the kitchen and you see your cousin sobbing on the foor, shaking about on his broken spinal cord and what not. You cock your glock and he looks up at you in fear. You remind him of all the terrible things he has ever done to you. After a pause he gasps, "Harry! I'm sorry i've been a git to you, I get it. It's no fun being beat up and made fun of all the time. I know I messed up your life, heck I even messed up the only chance you had with that girl...Veronica? The one who sat in front of you in Bio. Yeah that was me who told her you have rabies. Please don't kill me!" he finishes with a whine. "What?!?", you shout. "It was YOU who told Veronica that lie?!!". Dudley breathes in quickly, "What? Oh... you didn't know that was me...?" he trails off. You say, "Oh that's it fat boy you die NOW! That girl was into me and she was hot!". Dudely chuckles, "Haha yeah i'd hit that... please don't kill me!" What do you do?

*[[Shoot Dudley in the friggin face!]]

*[[Tell Dudley you'll spare him if he tells you Veronica's number, get it, and then kill him anyways.]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Take out your uncles knife and cut one of your Aunts fingers off

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:16:25 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You've had enough from your aunt. It's your turn now. You pull out the pocket knife and before your aunt can react you slice her right index finger clean off. Awwwwhh Yeah. S…'

You've had enough from your aunt. It's your turn now. You pull out the pocket knife and before your aunt can react you slice her right index finger clean off. Awwwwhh Yeah. She starts gushing blood and violently swings her fists at you. She manages to hit you in the face but it was nothing Dudley hadn't done before. Only problem is some of her blood got in your mouth and you remember that she has the aids. You punch her in the face real quick and she slumps over in her chair. You then die of aids. That's right it took you out in like, 2 minutes, its a serious disease biatch!

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Teach that ho some respect!

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:11:47 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'That's it, your Aunt Petunia is a complete bitch and it's time for her to learn some respect. You wave your wand at your hand and say, "Glock". A glock appears in your hand. Y…'

That's it, your Aunt Petunia is a complete bitch and it's time for her to learn some respect. You wave your wand at your hand and say, "Glock". A glock appears in your hand. Your Aunt is astounded, and before she can say anything you shout, "Die nameless bitch! Die nameless!". You pop 5 caps into your aunt . She obviously dies. You open the doors with magic, pocket your glock, and get out. Now what?

*[[Go teach that fat pig Dudley a lesson]]

*[[Wreak havoc on the streets]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Undo the magic and open the doors

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:07:06 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You say, "Fine i'll try to open it". You had your fun, now you decide to let your aunt out. You point your wand at the door and start to whisper words that will open the door w…'

You say, "Fine i'll try to open it". You had your fun, now you decide to let your aunt out. You point your wand at the door and start to whisper words that will open the door when your aunt snatches the wand from you. "What is this? Are you pretending to do magic?!? You freak!" she shouts. She is so angry with you she breaks your wand into a bunch of tiny pieces and throws them at you. Now your stuck in this car with your aunt for good. She screams and shakes the car and when she realizes that no one can help her she vomits and passes out. After a couple of hours the car runs low on oxygen and you pass out. You die from the lack of oxygen.

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Go find your Aunt Petunia

Itsdjmas — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:02:25 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You ignore Dudley's sobs of pain and go look for your Aunt Petunia. She's obviously no where in the house because if she was she would be with Dudley... So you decide to check o…'

You ignore Dudley's sobs of pain and go look for your Aunt Petunia. She's obviously no where in the house because if she was she would be with Dudley... So you decide to check out front.

You open the front door and walk out. You see that your Aunt Petunia is waiting in the car and she looks really irritated. You walk up to her. "Decided to come, hm?" she asks in an annoyed voice. You realize that your aunt is oblivious to everything that has happened inside the house and decide to take advantage of it by having some fun. "Yeah, Dudley pooed his pants and Uncle Vernon is helping him clean up. He said to come wait in the car with you. Aunt Petunia sighs, "That boy... I thought he had finally stopped doing that... well get in!" she mutters. You open up the door and climb into the van shutting the door behind you. Now it's time for some fun.

First you point your twig which you have decided must be a wand at the car doors and whisper, "seal". The car silently seals intself so no one can come in or go out. Next you point your wand at Aunt Petunia and whisper, "pee yourself". Your aunt jumps in surprise, looks around anxiously, and then goes to open her door. It's sealed. "What the..." she mutters. "Harry!" she screams, "My door won't open, will yours?" You smile at her, "Nope'. "Don't be silly boy, you haven't even checked!" she yells angrily "Open your door!" What do you do?

*[[Undo the magic and open the doors]]

*[[Take out your uncles knife and cut one of your Aunts fingers off]]

*[[Teach that ho some respect!]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Grab the soap and use it on her

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:56:38 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'As your Aunt's hand comes at your face you swiftly dodge it, grab the bar of soap from her, and shove it in her mouth. She is shocked by your retaliation. You take advantage of…'

As your Aunt's hand comes at your face you swiftly dodge it, grab the bar of soap from her, and shove it in her mouth. She is shocked by your retaliation. You take advantage of her shock and run out the still open door. Where do you go?

*[[Out the front door]]

*[[Out the back door]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Dive at her legs and take her out

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:53:21 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You dive at your aunts legs and tackle her into the open door. As she falls you see her head smack into the door. Theres blood everywhere. Your Uncle Vernon discovers that you…'

You dive at your aunts legs and tackle her into the open door. As she falls you see her head smack into the door. Theres blood everywhere. Your Uncle Vernon discovers that you've just killed your aunt and in his rage he beats you. He then calls the police and has you taken away for murder. You spend the rest of your life behind bars.

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Yell more rude remarks

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:50:31 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'Aunt Petunia comes rushing in again, but this time your ready for her. As she comes into the room and lunges at you with the bar of soap you... *[[Dive at her legs and take her…'

Aunt Petunia comes rushing in again, but this time your ready for her. As she comes into the room and lunges at you with the bar of soap you...

*[[Dive at her legs and take her out]]

*[[Grab the soap and use it on her]]

*[[DO the mocarina]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Try to yell rude remarks outside the cupboard

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:48:12 GMT

Itsdjmas:

Aunt Petunia yells from outside, "OH, NO YOU DON'T," and comes rushing into the cupboard with a bar of soap. Before you could protest, Aunt Petunia had shoved the bar of soap fiercely into your mouth. You choke and sputter as the taste of suds burns your tongue and throat. She then slams the door in your face.

*[[Try to escape the cupboard]]

*[[Think about how lonely you are]]

*[[Yell more rude remarks]]
[[Category:Harry Potter]]

Swing your twig at Uncle Vernon like you swung it at Dudley

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:15:51 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You wave your twig at your Uncle Vernon. Unfortunately you aren't quite so lucky with that this time because it does nothing. As your Uncle Vernon gets to you he pulls his pock…'

You wave your twig at your Uncle Vernon. Unfortunately you aren't quite so lucky with that this time because it does nothing. As your Uncle Vernon gets to you he pulls his pocket knife out of his back pocket and knifes you in the freaking face.

YOU DIE

Apologize to your Uncle Vernon

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:11:39 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You say "Wait Uncle Vernon!, I want to say something before you kill me!" He slows down and stops. "What could you possibly have to SAY?!?" He growls. You clear your throat, "…'

You say "Wait Uncle Vernon!, I want to say something before you kill me!" He slows down and stops. "What could you possibly have to SAY?!?" He growls. You clear your throat, "I just wanted to apologize for the way i've been acting... I think I might be mental and have some serious issues". "Damn right you are!" says Uncle Vernon. You say, "So if you're gonna kill me than do it but know I love you and Aunt Petunia with all my heart even though I don't act like I do." Something inside Uncle Vernon changed when Harry confessed his love for him. He no longer wanted to harm anyone, and even though Dudley would most likely never walk again because of what you had just done, he forgave you because that was the right thing to do.

Uncle Vernon approaches you and says, "Give me a hug Harry". As you embrace your uncle you reach into his back pocket and take his pocket knife. Before he even realizes what you just did you slit his throat. He falls to the ground and you walk over him and look down. "Knifed bitch" you mutter as you kick him in the face.

You look from the knife in your one hand to the twig in your opposite hand. You look up towards Dudley who still hasn't gotten up. "Was that magic?", you wonder. You decide to test it out. Cautiously you wave the twig at the loose fence board and say, "Fix". The fence repairs itself. "Oh, this will be fun", you think as you walk back towards the house. You get inside, do you...

*[[Go find your Aunt Petunia]]

*[[Go check on your cousin Dudley]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Grab the twig

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:56:54 GMT

Itsdjmas:

For some reason you grab the twig, turn, and swing it at Dudley. Dudley is blown back with such a force that he breaks through the back window of the house. Your astonished! You look down at the twig and then up at the damage you just did. Your trying to understand it when suddenly you hear Uncle Vernon thundering through the back door screaming vicious things at you. You better think quick!

*[[Apologize to your Uncle Vernon]]

*[[Swing your twig at Uncle Vernon like you swung it at Dudley]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Grab the twig

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:56:08 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'For some reason you grab the twig, turn, and swing it at Dudley. Dudley is blown back with such a force that he breaks the back window of the house. Your astonished! You look …'

For some reason you grab the twig, turn, and swing it at Dudley. Dudley is blown back with such a force that he breaks the back window of the house. Your astonished! You look down at the twig and then up at the damage you just did. Your trying to understand it when suddenly you hear Uncle Vernon thundering through the back door screaming vicious things at you. You better think quick!

*[[Apologize to your Uncle Vernon]]

*[[Swing your twig at Uncle Vernon like you swung it at Dudley]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Grab the board

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:51:24 GMT

Itsdjmas:

You grab the board and pull but your just a puny little thing and can't rip it off the fence. You turn towards the house and WHAM, Dudley trucks you into the fence and your head goes right into the rusty nails with so much force that you break through the fence and fly into the neighbors yard. Your head is gushing blood as you fall face first onto a metal rake instantly killing you.

YOU DIE

Grab the board

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:49:28 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You grab the board and pull but your just a puny little thing and can't rip it off the fence. You turn towards the house and WHAM, Dudley tackles you into the fence and your hea…'

You grab the board and pull but your just a puny little thing and can't rip it off the fence. You turn towards the house and WHAM, Dudley tackles you into the fence and your head goes right into the rusty nails with so much force that you break the the fence and fly into the neighbors yard. Your head is gushing blood as you fall face first onto the blade of a hoe instantly killing you.

YOU DIE

Run out the back door

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:44:02 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You see Dudley coming so you turn and book it out of there. You know that when Dudley is mad he loses his mind and could really hurt you. You slam through the back door and run …'

You see Dudley coming so you turn and book it out of there. You know that when Dudley is mad he loses his mind and could really hurt you. You slam through the back door and run into the yard. Your fenced in, you turn to see Dudley rumbling out the back door like some kind of animal. You are trapped. You look around for anything that can help you. You see a loose board on the fence complete with old rusty nails. You also see a twig.

*[[Grab the board]]

*[[Grab the twig]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Stay and fight Dudley

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:34:51 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'Dudley comes at you. You hold your ground but Dudley overcomes you and takes you down to the floor. He pounds your face in with his fists. You start to get dizzy and can't fee…'

Dudley comes at you. You hold your ground but Dudley overcomes you and takes you down to the floor. He pounds your face in with his fists. You start to get dizzy and can't feel your face. You taste blood as it pools in your mouth. You can see Uncle Vernon slowly getting up behind Dudley, he walks towards you. "I never wanted you boy" he says as he stops over top of you. "That was the last straw!" he shouts as he stomps your head in. The last thing you hear is Aunt Petunia shouting, "Not my white carpet! Vernon! There's blood all over it!

YOU DIE

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Kick Uncle Vernon in the knee

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:29:30 GMT

Itsdjmas: Created page with 'You kick Uncle Vernon in the balls. He keels over in pain, angrily shouting at you. You look down at him and chuckle, than you look up. Dudley is angrily staring you down. He…'

You kick Uncle Vernon in the balls. He keels over in pain, angrily shouting at you. You look down at him and chuckle, than you look up. Dudley is angrily staring you down. He says, "I am going to KILL YOU!". He comes at you

*[[Stay and fight Dudley]]

*[[Run out the back door]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Say you'd rather stay home

Itsdjmas — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:25:02 GMT

Itsdjmas:

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay at home and tear the house into pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you roughly towards the door.

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick him in the balls]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]