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			<title>WALK INTO RASPBERRY'S</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/WALK_INTO_RASPBERRY%27S</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You pull on the Raspberry's door.  It is locked.  You see some people moving around inside, so you knock on the door.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The person inside squints and seems to recognize you.  He waves you away with a scared look on his face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I don't want any trouble,&amp;quot; he says.  &amp;quot;Please, I don't want any trouble.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The man is about to back down the hallway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Please,&amp;quot; you say.  &amp;quot;Was I hear last night?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Leave now or I call the police.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FORCE YOUR WAY INTO THE CLUB AND DEMAND AN EXPLANATION]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TRY TO REASON WITH HIM]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LEAVE BEFORE HE CALLS THE POLICE]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{AmnesiaStatus|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1|Equipment=Flyer}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Amnesia]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:58:52 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:WALK_INTO_RASPBERRY%27S</comments>		</item>
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			<title>CONTINUE ONWARDS THROUGH THE PARKING LOT</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/CONTINUE_ONWARDS_THROUGH_THE_PARKING_LOT</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You jog to the end of the parking lot.  You come to a high wall and nothing else.  You look back and see that police and a few doctors have gathered around the door out of which you just escaped.  You're pretty well hidden, so they can't see you, but if they start searching, it won't be long until they find you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LOOK FOR ANOTHER WAY OUT OF THE PARKING LOT]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CHECK THE CARD AND HOPE IT HELPS]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{AmnesiaStatus|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1|Equipment=Your clothes, a car}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Amnesia]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:25:57 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:CONTINUE_ONWARDS_THROUGH_THE_PARKING_LOT</comments>		</item>
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			<title>EXAMINE THE CARD THE NURSE GAVE YOU</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/EXAMINE_THE_CARD_THE_NURSE_GAVE_YOU</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You lean against the car, trying to look casual and go unnoticed.  You take the card out of your pocket and turn it over in your hands.  It doesn't say anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What was this, a joke?  A set-up?  You wonder if they could fit a tracker device in something that is quite literally paper-thin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EXAMINE THE CARD MOE CLOSELY]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[THROW THE CARD AWAY AND GO BACK INSIDE TO CONFRONT THE NURSE]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KEEP THE CARD AND RUN LIKE HELL, JUST TO BE SAFE]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{AmnesiaStatus|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1|Equipment=Your clothes, a card}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Amnesia]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:14:55 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:EXAMINE_THE_CARD_THE_NURSE_GAVE_YOU</comments>		</item>
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			<title>SEARCH THE CAR</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/SEARCH_THE_CAR</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You can't find much in the car at first.  A couple of bucks, is all.  But you start going through the glove compartment and find something very strange.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a picture of you.  Your face in the picture isn't bruised, but its unmistakably yours.  You are standing on a street corner with your hands in your pockets.  It is hard to read your expression, but it looks like you are waiting for something, and you are mildly annoyed and a little worried.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You put the picture in your pocket and notice that your heart is racing.  You look back towards the hospital and wonder if they realize that you have escaped yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
[[TAKE THE PICTURE AND RUN]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[HIDE IN THE CAR AND WAIT UNTIL ITS OWNER COMES BACK]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[TRY HOTWIRING THE CAR AND DRIVING IT SOMEPLACE SAFER]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:07:40 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:SEARCH_THE_CAR</comments>		</item>
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			<title>SAY NOTHING, JUST RUN</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/SAY_NOTHING,_JUST_RUN</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;Hey!  No running!&amp;quot; she shouts.  She clearly doesn't know anything, but her shouting alerts someone down the hall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Hey!&amp;quot; calls a man's voice.  &amp;quot;Stop right there!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You can see the exit, but you have no idea what's behind the door, and if they're already waiting for you.  And you don't know if the person shouting after you is a custodian or someone far more sinister.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BOOK IT FOR THE EXIT]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TURN AROUND TO CONFRONT THE VOICE]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TAKE THE BLACK-HAIRED NURSE HOSTAGE]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{AmnesiaStatus|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1|Equipment=Nothing more than your clothes}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Amnesia]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:00:21 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:SAY_NOTHING,_JUST_RUN</comments>		</item>
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			<title>WAIT IN THE BED FOR MORE TESTING</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/WAIT_IN_THE_BED_FOR_MORE_TESTING</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It isn't long before the doctor reenters the room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;OK, we're going to put you through the CAT scan, but because of your condition, we're going to have to put you under first.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;All right,&amp;quot; you say, though your mind is racing.  You've never heard of anyone being put under for a CAT scan before, but then, you're no doctor, either.  But you can't stop thinking about the mysterious voice behind the curtain, and you wonder if you are being set up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The doctor is preparing the syringe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LET THE DOCTOR PUT YOU UNDER AND HOPE FOR THE BEST]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[REFUSE AND TRY TO GET AWAY, VIOLENTLY IF NEED BE]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{AmnesiaStatus|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1|Equipment=Nothing more than your clothes}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Amnesia]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:57:25 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:WAIT_IN_THE_BED_FOR_MORE_TESTING</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Run away and desert your people</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Run_away_and_desert_your_people</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Well that was pointless, you think.  You spend all these years pouring all these resources into building a huge army, and you run away the first chance you get to use them?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Silence your doubts and keep running]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Turn back and face your army in shame]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stand around for a while and think about it]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:01:01 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Run_away_and_desert_your_people</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Go out and fight them in the fields</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Go_out_and_fight_them_in_the_fields</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You lead your army into battle into the fields in which it was rumored that the enemy army was gathering.  But they aren't there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is possible that your enemies heard about your offensive and retreated, but you also think the whole thing might have been a vicious rumor concocted by your enemies to draw your army out into the open.  You also think you might have just gotten lost.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Continue charging into the forest, which is the only way the enemy army could have escaped]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retreat before you fall any further into anyone's trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leave your army under your generals' controls for a while and got back for directions]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:59:29 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Go_out_and_fight_them_in_the_fields</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Get your defences ready and wait for them to attack</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Get_your_defences_ready_and_wait_for_them_to_attack</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You assemble your army for a motivational speech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Attention, soldiers.  There is a powerful army gathering on the horizon that is just about to womp us pretty bad.&amp;quot;  There is grumbling in the audience.  &amp;quot;So I need you to just chill here for a while and defend the kingdom.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But already, your army is disbanding and people are running away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shout &amp;quot;COWARDS!&amp;quot; and demand they rejoin their ranks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Let them go and prepare to defend your kingdom with your remaining loyal soldiers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Catch the hint and run with them]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:57:05 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Get_your_defences_ready_and_wait_for_them_to_attack</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Sit back and defend your kingdom</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Sit_back_and_defend_your_kingdom</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You rule for fifty years as a successful ruler.  No one attacks you because you don't have any enemies, really.  You're just about to die.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leave the kingdom to your violent, unstable, sexually warped oldest son]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Break the rules of primogeniture by leaving the kingdom to your intelligent, beautiful, powerful youngest daughter]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Croak before naming an heir]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:53:02 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Sit_back_and_defend_your_kingdom</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Gather your army together and go on a rampage to kill any enemy that you find</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Gather_your_army_together_and_go_on_a_rampage_to_kill_any_enemy_that_you_find</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You roam the countryside for a little while, but can't seem to find any enemies readily available.  There is, however, a group of sedentary shepherds, and a lot of them have been annoying you recently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Massacre the sedentary shepherds with your powerful army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Talk to the leader of the sedentary shepherds and make him beg for mercy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keep looking for enemies for a little while longer]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:49:56 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Gather_your_army_together_and_go_on_a_rampage_to_kill_any_enemy_that_you_find</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Tell the kitty to get that mouse</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Tell_the_kitty_to_get_that_mouse</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;Go get the mouse!&amp;quot; you tell the cat.  &amp;quot;Go get it!  Go get it!  Who's a sweet little kitty who's a sweet little kitty who's a sweet little kitty THAT'S YOU YOU ARE YES YOU ARE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The cat is not interested.  The little catnip mouse runs under your couch and stays there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Get the mousey!  Get the mousey!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The cat is still not interested.  You could almost swear it is raising its eyebrow at you.  It strolls across the floor and puts her paws over a fork.  Now the fork jumps up and starts running around on its prongs!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scream and run away]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pick up the fork and try eating with hit]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:44:36 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Tell_the_kitty_to_get_that_mouse</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Ask how you can free the ghost cat</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Ask_how_you_can_free_the_ghost_cat</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;That's mostly irrelevant,&amp;quot; answers the cat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What do you mean?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Do you mean why is it irrelevant, or do you not know what the word [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irrelevant irrelevant] means?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ask the cat what irrelevant means]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tell the cat that you know what irrelevant means, thereby lying to the ghost cat]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:34:59 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Ask_how_you_can_free_the_ghost_cat</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Ask how you can free the ghost cat</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Ask_how_you_can_free_the_ghost_cat</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;That's mostly irrelevant,&amp;quot; answers the cat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What do you mean?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Do you mean why is it irrelevant, or do you not know what the word [[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irrelevant irrelevant]] means?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ask the cat what irrelevant means]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tell the cat that you know what irrelevant means, thereby lying to the ghost cat]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:29:41 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Ask_how_you_can_free_the_ghost_cat</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Ask how you can find Joojoo</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Ask_how_you_can_find_Joojoo</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;I need to find Joojoo,&amp;quot; you mutter pitifully.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;SILENCE!&amp;quot; the cat hisses.  It spits a fireball at you.  You are surprised to find that you have not burned up.  It was not a real fireball--just a holographic ghost-representation.  &amp;quot;You cannot find your cat until you free me!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why not?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Because that's the way it is, all right?  Sometimes you just don't question things.  You just don't question the natural order and you close your mouth and you just accept things and stop whining.  Am I getting through to you right now?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You nod.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; says the cat.  &amp;quot;Now this web thing, it was created by a wizard who lives in the next village over.  Do you know how to get there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You don't, but you think the cat might be holding something back, and you're not sure if you want to help him.  But on the other hand, helping him might be the only way to recover your beloved Joojoo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tell the cat you know exactly where to go and try to rescue Joojoo some other way]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ask the cat for directions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tell the cat that you can handle it and make a mental note to look up the place on MapQuest later]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:24:45 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Ask_how_you_can_find_Joojoo</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Scream and run away from the floating cat head!</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Scream_and_run_away_from_the_floating_cat_head!</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You scream.  The cat licks its paw.  You turn to run, but it stays in front of your field of vision, no matter where you go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What do you want from me?&amp;quot; you call.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The cat meows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Please, I'll do anything.  I'll do anything you say, just stop tormenting me and tell me what you want!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The cat mews.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Try to communicate with the cat by meowing back]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Close your eyes, roll up in a ball and start crying]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:19:28 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hammclov</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Scream_and_run_away_from_the_floating_cat_head!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Hire Rumiko's sister</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Hire_Rumiko%27s_sister</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Hammclov:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rumiko gives you her sister's card and you rush home to call right away.  You look for the mysterious cat everywhere, but you can't find it.  And you can't find Joojoo anywhere either.  This is strange...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You dial the number for Rumiko's sister.  The phone rings twice and a woman who sounds exactly like Rumiko answers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Hi, is this Rumiko's sister?  The psychic?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rumiko's sister.  Your sister gave me your number.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The woman on the other line starts laughing immediately.  &amp;quot;Oh man, I already forgot.  This ''is'' Rumiko.  I don't have a sister, and if I did, she certainly wouldn't be a psychic!  How gullible are you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hang up in embarrassment]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Start shouting at Rumiko]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ask for her real opinion about the mysterious cat]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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