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Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night

Dudesmccool — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:57:12 GMT

Dudesmccool:

Screw it! You pop open that half full bottle and chug. It helps the hangover go away anyway. After awhile of morning drinking you start to feel depressed. Your need to talk to someone but who is a loser like you going to call?

Who Do you call:
*[[Your mom you haven't spoken to in months]]
*[[Your Ex-wife]]
*[[That cute girl from work who is way too young for you]]

Call in sick and watch The Price is Right

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:41:36 GMT

Dudesmccool:

Since when does Drew Carey host The Price is Right? Did Bob Barker die? This is really upsetting you. You keep watching and realize your really good at guessing the costs of things you would never buy. Maybe you should go on this show and win a car like Marge from Tarzana.

Do you:
*[[Get tickets and go to The Price is Right]]
*[[Who are you kidding? Change the channel]]
*[[Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night]]

Call in sick and watch The Price is Right

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:38:36 GMT

Dudesmccool:

Call in sick and watch The Price is Right

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:37:52 GMT

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Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:15:01 GMT

Dudesmccool:

Screw it! You call in sick and pop open that half full bottle and chug. It helps the hangover go away anyway. After awhile of morning drinking you start to feel depressed. Your need to talk to someone but who is a loser like you going to call?

Who Do you call:
*[[Your mom you haven't spoken to in months]]
*[[Your Ex-wife]]
*[[That cute girl from work who is way too young for you]]

Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:12:16 GMT

Dudesmccool:

Screw it! You call in sick and pop open that half full bottle and chug. It helps the hangover go away anyway. After awhile of morning drinking you start to really feel depressed. Your feeling really lonely and need to talk to someone but who is a loser like you going to call?

Who Do you call:
*[[Your mom you haven't spoken to in months]]
*[[Your Ex-wife]]
*[[That cute girl from work who is way too young for you]]

Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:03:55 GMT

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Screw it! You call in sick and pop open that half full bottle and chug. It helps the hangover go away anyway. After awhile of morning drinking you start to really feel depressed. Your feeling really lonely and need to talk to someone but who is a loser like you going to call?

Do you:
*[[Call your mom]]
*[[Ex-wife]]
*[[That cute girl from work who is way too young for you]]

Midlife Crisis

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:32:27 GMT

Dudesmccool:

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! Goes the sound of your alarm.
7:30 - and you're late for work. 
"Why did I set my alarm for 7:30?" You ask yourself. "Was it a drunken bet?! ...is that what I've sunk to?! Getting drunk by myself, and daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!"

Do you:
*[[Get a cup of coffee then head of for work at the Women's Shoe Store]]
*[[Call in sick and watch The Price is Right]]
*[[Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night]]

Midlife Crisis

Dudesmccool — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:26:59 GMT

Dudesmccool:

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! Goes the sound of your alarm.
7:30 - and you're late for work. 
"Why did I set my alarm for 7:30?" You ask yourself. "Was it a drunken bet?! ...is that what I've sunk to?! Getting drunk by myself, and daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!"

Do you:
*[[get a cup of coffee then head of for work at the paper clip factory]]
*[[call in sick and watch a bit of Homes under the Hammer on BBC]]