Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

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2008-04-29T16:40:07Z

Salt-Man Z:

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(4 pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[Window]] || (3+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (5 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Age of Heroes]] || (4+ pages)

|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (7 pages)

|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (4 pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (375+ pages)

|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (1 page)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Dinnerquest]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[Ectoplasm]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[The Egyptian Tombs]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || ( pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)

|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)

|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)

|-
|[[Jensen: Time Traveler]]|| (3 pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[The leet adventure]] (Hax) || (2+ pages)

|-
|[[Librarian mystery]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)

|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (25+ pages)

|-
|[[Midlife Crisis]] || (2 pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[My School Project]]||(1 Page)

|-
|[[The Mystery of the Stolen Mammals]] || (9 pages)

|-
|[[Opal Island|Opal Island (Fantasy adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)

|-
|[[Reality Scourge]] || (1+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Rock God]] || (1+ pages)

|-
|[[Slavery]] (a Fantasy RPG adventure) || (Not started)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

|-
|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Knight of the Galaxy]] (another star wars adventure)|| (6+ pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)

|-
|[[Veda G chapter one (manga adventure)]]||(7 pages)

|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''

{|
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[The Battle for the Earth]] || (5 pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (75+ pages)
|-
|[[Earth Day]] (A dystopian adventure) || (4+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[Horde]]|| (5 pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (16+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario go to Vice City]]||(2 pages)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (3 pages. Work on it, its public.)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Soviet]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Survival]] ||(4+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Time]]|| (1 pages)
|-
|[[Train Ride (A murder mystery)]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Violence]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Vokes the Zombie]]||(2 pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Archie's Tale]]||(1+ pages)
|-
|[[Archie's Sexual Adventure]]||(5 pages)
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(10+ pages... just starting!)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (4 pages)
|-
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(120+ pages)
|-
|[[Seduce a User]]||
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(5400+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (250+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|}
{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

Main Page

2008-04-29T16:20:08Z

Salt-Man Z:

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(4 pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[Window]] || (3+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (5 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Age of Heroes]] || (4+ pages)

|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (7 pages)

|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (4 pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (375+ pages)

|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (1 page)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Dinnerquest]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[Ectoplasm]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[The Egyptian Tombs]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || ( pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)

|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)

|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)

|-
|[[Jensen: Time Traveler]]|| (3 pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[The leet adventure]] (Hax) || (2+ pages)

|-
|[[Librarian mystery]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)

|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (25+ pages)

|-
|[[Midlife Crisis]] || (2 pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[My School Project]]||(1 Page)

|-
|[[The Mystery of the Stolen Mammals]] || (9 pages)

|-
|[[Opal Island|Opal Island (Fantasy adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)

|-
|[[Reality Scourge]] || (1+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Rock God]] || (1+ pages)

|-
|[[Slavery]] (a Fantasy RPG adventure) || (Not started)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

|-
|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Knight of the Galaxy]] (another star wars adventure)|| (6+ pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(10+ pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)

|-
|[[Veda G chapter one (manga adventure)]]||(7 pages)

|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''

{|
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[The Battle for the Earth]] || (5 pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (75+ pages)
|-
|[[Earth Day]] (A dystopian adventure) || (4+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[Horde]]|| (5 pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (16+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario go to Vice City]]||(2 pages)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (3 pages. Work on it, its public.)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Soviet]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Survival]] ||(4+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Time]]|| (1 pages)
|-
|[[Train Ride (A murder mystery)]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Violence]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Vokes the Zombie]]||(2 pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Archie's Tale]]||(1+ pages)
|-
|[[Archie's Sexual Adventure]]||(5 pages)
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(10+ pages... just starting!)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (4 pages)
|-
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(120+ pages)
|-
|[[Seduce a User]]||
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(5400+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (250+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|}
{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

On second thought, you do want marshmallows

2008-04-29T16:17:06Z

Salt-Man Z:

You walk over to the pantry to get the marshmallows. But as you look through the assorted baking goods, you just cannot seem to find them. With a sigh of resignation, you head back to the table to eat. Your breakfast tastes pretty good, but your disappointment leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.

Or maybe it's not the disappointment. Later that day, you turn violently ill. Just how old ''was'' that Malt-O-Meal, anyway?

:'''THE END'''

{{Template:ATastyBreakfast|Tasty=-9}}

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Continue to watch your cereal as it cooks

2008-04-29T16:08:46Z

Salt-Man Z:

Mesmerized by the rotating action of the microwave turntable, you watch as your breakfast cooks. It's a good thing, too, because you're able to open the microwave door just as the Malt-O-Meal begins to boil over. A mess averted, you take your cereal out to cool, and retrive the milk from the fridge.

It's your last chance to add some marshmallows before the Malt-O-Meal starts cooling down.

Go get them?
*[[No, forget the marshmallows]]
*[[On second thought, you do want marshmallows]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Go get some marshmallows

2008-04-29T16:03:04Z

Salt-Man Z:

You open up the pantry to find some marshmallows. You don't see any right away, but you could swear there were some in here. After a minute or so of digging around, you hear a 'POP!' from the microwave. Turning around, you throw open the microwave door to find your Malt-O-Meal exploded all over the inside of the microwave.

Well, ''crap''. So much for that. Maybe you'll just make some toast.

:'''THE END'''

{{Template:ATastyBreakfast|Tasty=-1}}

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Cook it in the microwave

2008-04-29T15:56:51Z

Salt-Man Z:

Your measure out 2 tablespoons of Malt-O-Meal powder into your bowl, add the appropriate amount of water, stir it all together, and place it, covered, into the microwave. You hit the START button, and watch through the window as your bowl of cereal slowly rotates.

Marshmallows still sound good. Do you want to get some?
*[[Go get some marshmallows]]
*[[Continue to watch your cereal as it cooks]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Cook it on the stove

2008-04-29T15:49:52Z

Salt-Man Z:

You decide that Malt-O-Meal cooks up best on the stove. Setting the box on the counter, you kneel down and open the cupboard where you keep your pots and pans, only to find out that your cooking pot is missing! With a frustrated groan, you turn around and see the pot sitting on the counter by the sink, full of dried-on baked beans. Well, shoot.

What do you do?
*[[Go wash out the pot]]
*[[Cook it in the microwave|Settle for microwaved Malt-O-Meal]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Just cook up a bowl of Malt-O-Meal

2008-04-29T15:45:04Z

Salt-Man Z:

You decide to just go ahead and cook up a bowl of Malt-O-Meal. You're really hungry, darn it.

How should you cook it?
*[[Cook it on the stove]]
*[[Cook it in the microwave]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Malt-O-Meal

2008-04-29T15:42:48Z

Salt-Man Z:

You pull down the box of chocolate Malt-O-Meal from the cupboard. Man, but you loved this stuff as a kid. Especially with marshmallows. Chocolate Malt-O-Meal with marshmallows sounds ''so'' tasty right now. On the other hand...how old ''is'' this box of cereal, anyway?

What's your next move?
*[[Check the pantry for marshmallows]]
*[[Check the box for an expiration date]]
*[[Just cook up a bowl of Malt-O-Meal]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Settle for cereal

2008-04-29T15:20:52Z

Salt-Man Z:

You grab a bowl and spoon, then open up the cereal cupboard to peruse your options. You see an assortment of cold cereals, a can of oatmeal, and a box of chocolate Malt-O-Meal that you swear has been around since before you moved in.

What do you want?
*[[Corn flakes]]
*[[Lucky Charms]]
*[[All-Bran]]
*[[Some oatmeal]]
*[[Malt-O-Meal]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Eat them, but not on the cereal

2008-04-29T01:59:54Z

Salt-Man Z:

You get out the strawberries and take them to the sink to rinse them off, then put them in a small bowl. They look so good, deep red and glistening. You pop one into your mouth and bite down. Mmmmm, so sweet and juicy, so ''tasty''. Your bowl of All-Bran forgotten, you feast on the berries, and when they're gone, so too is your hunger.

You dump the untouched All-Bran back into its box with a sigh. Now it's time to tackle those dirty dishes.

:'''THE END'''

{{Template:ATastyBreakfast|Tasty=10}}

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

What the heck was that?

2008-04-29T01:52:35Z

Salt-Man Z:

You angle your head to look up the stairs, and--

'''''OW!'''''

You just cut yourself with the knife! It's not a terribly deep cut, but it's bleeding onto your breakfast. You quickly rinse the wound out under the faucet, then wrap a napkin around your finger and head upstairs to get a Band-Aid.

Your injured finger treated, you then lie back down on your bed; you're feeling a little light-headed, and besides, your breakfast's ruined anway.

:'''THE END'''

{{Template:ATastyBreakfast|Tasty=-2}}

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Yes, slice them up and eat them on your cereal

2008-04-29T01:45:52Z

Salt-Man Z:

You get out the milk and the strawberries, then take the strawberries over to the sink where you rinse them off before slicing them onto your bowl of cereal.

You're about halfway through the strawberries when you hear a muffled crash from somewhere upstairs.

*[[What the heck was that?]]
*[[Ignore it; concentrate on preparing your breakfast]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

No, save the strawberries for later

2008-04-29T01:40:49Z

Salt-Man Z:

Leaving the strawberries in the fridge, you take the milk back to the table. You pour it over your All-Bran, and then proceed to devour your breakfast like a man half-starved to death. It's true that your friends think you're weird for liking All-Bran, but you like the taste of it, so who cares?

You ''do'' spend much of the rest of the day in the bathroom, however.

:'''THE END'''

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[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

All-Bran

2008-04-29T01:32:40Z

Salt-Man Z:

You take out the box of All-Bran, pour a bowlful, and then head to the refrigerator for some milk. As you open the fridge door, you notice a box of strawberries that you bought the other day.

Do you want to eat the strawberries?
*[[No, save the strawberries for later]]
*[[Yes, slice them up and eat them on your cereal]]
*[[Eat them, but not on the cereal]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Crawl back into bed and sleep some more

2008-04-29T01:25:41Z

Salt-Man Z:

Hungry or not, you're just too darn comfortable to bother getting up at this point. With the comforter back in place, you burrow in and close your eyes and try to get back to that dream you were having about Michelle Pfeiffer.

Maybe later you can enjoy A Tasty Lunch.

:'''THE END'''

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[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

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2008-04-29T01:24:30Z

Salt-Man Z:

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2008-04-29T01:23:54Z

Salt-Man Z:

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2008-04-29T01:22:58Z

Salt-Man Z:

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| bgcolor="#aafaaa" valign="top" width="100"| '''Tasty Score:'''
| bgcolor="#aacaa" valign="top" width="20"| '''{{{Tasty}}}'''
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2008-04-29T01:20:20Z

Salt-Man Z:

{| width="150" cellpadding="5"
| bgcolor="#aafaaa" valign="top" width="110"| '''Tasty Score:'''
| bgcolor="#aacaa" valign="top" width="30"| '''{{{Tasty}}}'''
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<noinclude>[[Category:Templates|A]] [[Category: A Tasty Breakfast]]</noinclude>

Settle for cereal

2008-04-29T01:16:35Z

Salt-Man Z:

You grab a bowl and spoon, then open up the cereal cupboard to peruse your options. You see an assortment of cold cereals, a can of oatmeal, and a box of Malt-O-Meal that you swear has been around since before you moved in.

What do you want?
*[[Wheaties]]
*[[Lucky Charms]]
*[[All-Bran]]
*[[Some oatmeal]]
*[[Malt-O-Meal]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

User:Salt-Man Z

2008-04-29T01:08:05Z

Salt-Man Z:

The other day, I had this idea to start up a "Choose Your Own Adventure"-style wiki... Then I found out that someone had already done it!

*[http://www.saltmanz.com My Homepage]

Crawl back into bed and sleep some more

2008-04-29T01:01:26Z

Salt-Man Z:

Crawl back into bed and sleep some more

2008-04-29T01:00:57Z

Salt-Man Z:

Retrieve your comforter and go back to sleep

2008-04-29T00:57:57Z

Salt-Man Z:

You're forced to sit up and crawl to the end of the bed in order to collect your kicked-off comforter. The effort of tugging the heavy blanket back onto your bed leaves your heart pumping and your stomach growling. Dang, but you're hungry! As your head clears, it dawns on you that it's Saturday. You don't have to go in to work after all!

Now what?
*[[Crawl back into bed and sleep some more]]
*[[To the kitchen!|Throw on some clothes and head down to the kitchen]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Decide to cook naked

2008-04-28T22:20:32Z

Salt-Man Z:

Ha-ha. The idea of cooking naked seems fun at first, but then you consider the potential consequences of standing naked in front of a hot stove, and the notion quickly loses its appeal. You return to your bedroom, throw some clothes on, and then head downstairs to the kitchen.

*[[To the kitchen!]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Get dressed and then head to the kitchen

2008-04-28T22:20:11Z

Salt-Man Z:

You quickly pull on a t-shirt and your beat-up "around the house" blue jeans. Next stop: the kitchen!

*[[To the kitchen!]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

To the kitchen!

2008-04-28T22:19:23Z

Salt-Man Z:

The kitchen is a mess; you've been too busy all week to wash any dishes, and they've accumulated in a dirty pile on the counter by the sink. Eggs sound good, but that would require washing out the frying pan that you used Tuesday night. A quick inventory of the cupboards and drawers reveals clean bowls and spoons: some cereal would be a lot easier.

What'll it be?
*[[Cook some eggs]]
*[[Settle for cereal]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Retrieve your comforter and go back to sleep

2008-04-28T22:19:05Z

Salt-Man Z:

You're forced to sit up and crawl to the end of the bed in order to collect your kicked-off comforter. The effort of tugging the heavy blanket back onto your bed leaves your heart pumping and your stomach growling. Dang, but you're hungry! Getting up, it suddenly dawns on you that it's Saturday. You don't have to go in to work after all! Invigorated, you throw on some clothes and head down to the kitchen.

*[[To the kitchen!]]

[[Category:A Tasty Breakfast]]

Template:ATastyBreakfast

2008-04-28T22:09:44Z

Salt-Man Z:

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Category:A Tasty Breakfast

2008-04-28T21:23:46Z

Salt-Man Z:

An index of pages in ''A Tasty Breakfast''.

Retrieve your comforter and go back to sleep

2008-04-28T21:20:13Z

Salt-Man Z:

You're forced to sit up and crawl to the end of the bed in order to collect your kicked-off comforter. The effort of tugging the heavy blanket back onto your bed leaves your heart pumping and your stomach growling. Dang, but you're hungry! Getting up, it suddenly dawns on you that it's Saturday. You don't have to go in to work after all! Invigorated, you throw on some clothes and head down to the kitchen.

*[[To the kitchen!]]

[[Category: A Tasty Breakfast]]

Get dressed and then head to the kitchen

2008-04-28T21:15:08Z

Salt-Man Z:

You quickly pull on a t-shirt and your beat-up "around the house" blue jeans. Next stop: the kitchen!

*[[To the kitchen!]]

[[Category: A Tasty Breakfast]]

A Tasty Breakfast

2008-04-28T21:05:17Z

Salt-Man Z:

Your eyes blink open as the bright morning sun shines through your window shade. You must have had a heck of a dream last night, because you've practically kicked the comforter completely off the bed. As you slowly ease out of that fuzzy state of not-quite-awake, you start to think that maybe you should get up for the day. But then again, you're so comfortable...

What do you do?
*[[Retrieve your comforter and go back to sleep]]
*[[Get up and get ready for work]]

[[Category: A Tasty Breakfast]]

Get up and get ready for work

2008-04-28T21:04:42Z

Salt-Man Z:

You reluctantly roll out of bed and head for the bathroom. A nice, hot shower clears away the last lingering bits of sleep-induced fog from your mind, and you realize: it's Saturday! As you chuckle to yourself, your stomach announces its wakefulness with an audible rumbling; boy, are you hungry. Time to whip up some breakfast. As you head to the bedroom to get dressed, a naughty thought crosses your mind...

What do you do?
*[[Get dressed and then head to the kitchen]]
*[[Decide to cook naked]]

[[Category: A Tasty Breakfast]]

To the kitchen!

2008-04-28T21:04:03Z

Salt-Man Z:

Decide to cook naked

2008-04-28T21:03:44Z

Salt-Man Z:

Ha-ha. The idea of cooking naked seems fun at first, but then you consider the consequences of standing naked in front of a hot stove, and the notion quickly loses its appeal. You return to your bedroom, throw some clothes on, and then head downstairs to the kitchen.

*[[To the kitchen!]]

[[Category: A Tasty Breakfast]]

Decide to cook naked

2008-04-28T20:58:36Z

Salt-Man Z:

Get up and get ready for work

2008-04-28T20:48:02Z

Salt-Man Z:

A Tasty Breakfast

2008-04-28T20:35:02Z

Salt-Man Z: