Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

Teenager

2008-04-30T01:18:28Z

Platypus2:

NOTE: ''This is actually rated PG-13, but I rated it R just in case for possible plot branches.
----

You wake up. It's your first day at your new school, and you seem a little troubled. You barely had any time to digest your surroundings as it's only been a week since you've moved into the new house. Ah, well guess you must have to soak it all in on quickly.

'''What Do You Do?'''

*[[Grab your books and go to the bus stop]]
*[[Go ahead and get breakfast before you leave]]
*[[Play hooky]]
*[[Come up with reasons why not to go to school today]]

{{TeenagerStatus|Health=''100''|Level=''1''|Equipment=''Dildo, porn mag, vibrator, penis, balls, cum, women... hm... what can we do with all those? (wild sex party!)''|Location=''[[Your House]]''|Popularity=''New Kid''}}
[[Category: Teenager|*]]

Main Page

2008-04-30T01:14:07Z

Platypus2:

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

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[[How to Edit]]

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(4 pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[Window]] || (3+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (5 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Age of Heroes]] || (4+ pages)

|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (7 pages)

|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (4 pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (375+ pages)

|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (1 page)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Dinnerquest]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[Ectoplasm]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[The Egyptian Tombs]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || ( pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)

|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)

|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)

|-
|[[Jensen: Time Traveler]]|| (3 pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[The leet adventure]] (Hax) || (2+ pages)

|-
|[[Librarian mystery]] || (3 pages)

|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)

|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (25+ pages)

|-
|[[Midlife Crisis]] || (2 pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[My School Project]]||(1 Page)

|-
|[[The Mystery of the Stolen Mammals]] || (9 pages)

|-
|[[Opal Island|Opal Island (Fantasy adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)

|-
|[[Reality Scourge]] || (1+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Rock God]] || (1+ pages)

|-
|[[Slavery]] (a Fantasy RPG adventure) || (Not started)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

|-
|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Knight of the Galaxy]] (another star wars adventure)|| (6+ pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)

|-
|[[Veda G chapter one (manga adventure)]]||(7 pages)

|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''

{|
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[The Battle for the Earth]] || (5 pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (75+ pages)
|-
|[[Earth Day]] (A dystopian adventure) || (4+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[Horde]]|| (5 pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (16+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario go to Vice City]]||(2 pages)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (3 pages. Work on it, its public.)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Soviet]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Survival]] ||(4+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Time]]|| (1 pages)
|-
|[[Train Ride (A murder mystery)]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Violence]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Vokes the Zombie]]||(2 pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Archie's Tale]]||(1+ pages)
|-
|[[Archie's Sexual Adventure]]||(5 pages)
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(10+ pages... just starting!)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (4 pages)
|-
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(1 page)
|-
|-
|[[Platypus the fag]] || (1 page)

|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(120+ pages)
|-
|[[Seduce a User]]||
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(5400+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (250+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|}
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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

User:Platypus2

2008-04-30T01:11:56Z

Platypus2:

Hey, im the master of shitty spam!! wahahoo!

i once added a hot sex scene to this shitty c.y.o.a. called "Teenager," but the fag deleted it! My mission is to fuckin kill them!

User talk:Strudles?

2008-04-30T01:10:31Z

Platypus2:

"You fucking faggot!!!!!!!!! i spammed your teenager bullshit, but you fuckin deleted it!!!!! i added an awesome sex scene when you went to hollister!!!!!! you fag, fag, fag, fag, fag! i hope you fuckin die. i hope your head roasts on a spit in hell and satan laughs at you as you die."

courtesy of [[User: Platypus2|Platypus2]]

User talk:Strudles?

2008-04-30T01:09:44Z

Platypus2:

You fucking faggot!!!!!!!!! i spammed your teenager bullshit, but you fuckin deleted it!!!!! i added an awesome sex scene when you went to hollister!!!!!! you fag, fag, fag, fag, fag! i hope you fuckin die. i hope your head roasts on a spit in hell and satan laughs at you as you die.

User talk:Platypus

2008-04-30T01:07:58Z

Platypus2:

Thanks for fixing the coding in my template.--[[User:Zinger2099|Zinger2099]]

I found some bs links I guess the spammer left, and deleted them. Sadly, the spammer deleted all the rated R stories, and I'm not sure how to bring them back. Might want to look into this.--[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Well, he said he was leaving. Looks like we might be safe.--[[User:Guardian Angel|Guardian Angel]] 18:33, 22 February 2007 (EST)

 FUCK YOU [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I can;t find where to deleat a page.

 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU 

fuck you's courtesy of [[User: Platypus2|Platypus2]]

Do you have a feeling that Decimus Callilaus (or whatever his name is) was actually Gauis Fleminus and managed to change his IP address or something? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

There's another Roman vandal. Right now, I'm sure that it's either Gaius or a group of vandals that know him. Congrats on blocking him before he destroyed the site! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I wish there was a way to like block all users with Roman names so that the Roman vandals can't come on anymore! It's a good thing Robkohr gave us those powers! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

What is that 70. whatever user doing? He's filling up the entire page with stories he hasen't even started!? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Does the Tredguard's Treasure quest really belong in Normal stories? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Sorry, I guess I'm just lazy and don't proofread my edits. Won't happen again. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Exeuse me? What did you say I messed up? I know I neede to proofread my sections of Cusader, but I have no clue what the other thing you mentioned. ''sexy smutt romp''? I don't understand. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Frankly, I'm getting confused of all the 68. members. I just blocked one, and another shows up and starts editing the same page, with the same warnings that the user I blocked had. I am just confused! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

It's like a cult of Secret Island people, who save-edit-save-edit etc. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Thanks for saving Boromir's Quest from the link spammer. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Olay, thanks! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Do you have any idea what is going on with Boromir's Quest? Every time I try to make a new page, it takes me to this stupid page which makes my type in a word before I can continue. Do you know what this is? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
== Categories- ==

*They make it easier to determine what story a page belongs to when the page is viewed out of context.

*They make it easier to determine how many pages belong to a given story.

Having unique templates for stories delivers both advantages... both there's nothing wrong with categorizing the pages as well, if you really want to do all that work. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:49, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks. I don't really mind the work, because, for the most part, adding a category to the template will add each page to that category to. Personally, I think it'll also help to organize the wiki a bit, so that we don't just have pages with names that are meaningless without the rest of the story. But that's just me. — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 21:55, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Categories are not needed for Kitty in the Window or any adventure with a unique status bar. They already basically have a category all to themselves! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

==Pictures==

Just trying to help, that's all. Most of the pix are Wikipedia pic anyhow....I'm trying to keep everything copyright-safe. [[User:204.52.215.13|204.52.215.13]] 17:49, 26 March 2007 (EST)

==Logo==
Hi! I am creating my own wiki. However, I do not know how to upload my logo on to this site. Please help! You can catch me on the main site (you know [EditThis.info]) as Sportman2. PLease leave a message there. Please help!--[[User:208.102.116.51|208.102.116.51]] 16:58, 28 March 2007 (EST)

==Rabbit Hole==
Hey! You completely rock! Thanks for all the help making the story look great! I'm still a little new when it comes to all this, but with your help, I'd have to say I'm very proud of how this story is starting out!
HAIL ERIS!! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Oh, I LOVE the flipped Chao and the colored box. Super cool stuff. This whole Rabbit Hole thing is getting deeper and deeper every day! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Ya,sry bout that...I deal with getting users to do that.May I ask why the categories arn't integrated with the template?[[User:Shazlin|Shazlin]] 23:24, 19 June 2007 (EDT)
== [[Darkened Hope]] ==
Please add it to R-rated stories. --09:14, 21 June 2007 (EDT)
:Thanks for the speedy service. I'm working on it. --09:26, 21 June 2007 (EDT)

What version of MediaWiki is this then?[[User:Shazlin]] 23:57, 22 June 2007 (EDT)

Seems to be 1.5[[User:Shazlin]] 00:21, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

== My CYOA ==

I want to put [[Ectoplasm]] in the General Category.[[User:Mr. Giga|Mr. Giga]] 04:23, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

Hey Platypus, I'm kind of wanting to write my own story now, front page in the 18+ section, could you help me out? Oh, and is there some way to put it on there and work on it while keeping it locked from other people (until I'm finished or have a decent start on it) Thanks. --[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

== sysop ==

Hi Platypus,

You have been a great user on the system and I have given you sysop rights. This means that you can block users that are vandals on the system. If you would like to look up a user's IP address go to the Control Panel and use the tool there. Then go to special pages to go to the block IP form. Please use this feature sparingly. Blocks should only be used for users that are trying to destroy the site and not to censor content.

Thanks, 
--[[User:RobKohr|RobKohr]] 03:03, 25 February 2007 (EST)

*Sometimes after you submit it takes you to an "create a wiki page". That is just a problem with the redirect and the block did work.
*Fruitbat is another user that I granted rights on
*I have already blocked Gaius

Thanks for the tip [[User:Rickyrab|Rickyrab]] 18:21, 22 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks for hooking up the Rabbit Hole! I've started some of the basic begginnings of it, and will be working on it a ton over the weekend. Feel free to correct my spelling, make it funnier, add new things, whatever. After this weekend, when I'm happy with it, I'm going to start advertising it amongst my regular Discordian channels, and inviting everyone to play along. My hope is that someday it has more pages than the Smutty Sex thingy.. [[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

hey platypus i would like to move tree of doom to the 18+rated section but i dont know how, can you help me?

Hi Platypus

Thanks for letting me know about the health bars & such. Hope I'm not creating too much work for you when I forget them occasionally.

About the Hitchhikers Guide problem - so, are ALL of these stories interlinked?

Canary8623

Thanks for the explination. Did that story you were editing have unuploaded images as well? It must have. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Hi Platypus

Thanks for giving me that info many thanks! Well im a newby but im learning... p.s can you get flash animations onto your stories etc.

Vokesy

==Death to perversion==

Your empire of perversion is at an end! Go post your porn on a porn site, and let this wiki become a Choose-your-own Adventure Wiki, not a place for sick idiots such as yourself to masturbate!

Death to perversion! Let logic reign!

--[[User:Imperator Romanum|Imperator Romanum]] 17:31, 26 November 2007 (EST)

Get a life, loser. And try making your own site with stories you like instead of trying to trash our site. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:23, 26 November 2007 (EST)
*If this wiki uses an up-to-date version of MediaWiki, you should be able to rollback pages directly from a user's list of contributions, which should be a little faster. --[[User:Camper9|Camper9]] 20:30, 29 November 2007 (EST)

== Thanks ==

Thanks for adding in the status bar. I wasn't sure how to do that, but once I saw how you added them in, I figured it out rather quickly.
-Kliesh

== Stop Deleting My Stuff ==

The adult section has no limits. Although I know you hate sex on this site and profanity...DEAL WITH IT!!!!

dude youre a hipocrite, you complain that sex and profanity are bad, then you write 5,200 pages of the smutty sex romp!!!!! fag!!!
== Stop ==

can you stop making articles off of other's works please it does get anoying[[User:Civilwar|Civilwar]] 16:15, 26 January 2008 (EST)

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Is there any special code language that I have to/ought to know? I tried editing/adding a few pages to University Daze and accidentally broke ''at least'' two links. :(

Is there an easy way to get to a page that gives some sort of tutorial on how all this works? I'm by no means a computer guru. Honestly, I'm rather clueless. Any help would be appreciated.

Hey, thanks for editing my edits...or however you quite say that....^^. I don't know how to post links to different options, so if someone could tell me that would really help! :D -Funnymuffin

== Platypus ==

Can you help me and tell me how to put/make a story on this site? I would really like it if you could. I made sure that this message was spelled correct to please you. I need your help.

==Band text adventure==

 Hello, platypus, Im Squibots2 , I created the text adventure called Band forming thing. I need some help. Lately, its been getting edgier and edgier. I dont want it deleted, but i dont know how to move it. do you think you can move it to R or 18+ so i have less limitations?? please?? 

== Help Out a Newbie? ==

Hola!

Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to add locations to the status bar..I'm sure it's ridiculously easy, but I'm afraid it's a little beyond my grasp. Could you help me out?

User talk:Platypus

2008-04-30T01:06:24Z

Platypus2:

Thanks for fixing the coding in my template.--[[User:Zinger2099|Zinger2099]]

I found some bs links I guess the spammer left, and deleted them. Sadly, the spammer deleted all the rated R stories, and I'm not sure how to bring them back. Might want to look into this.--[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Well, he said he was leaving. Looks like we might be safe.--[[User:Guardian Angel|Guardian Angel]] 18:33, 22 February 2007 (EST)

 FUCK YOU [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I can;t find where to deleat a page.

Do you have a feeling that Decimus Callilaus (or whatever his name is) was actually Gauis Fleminus and managed to change his IP address or something? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

There's another Roman vandal. Right now, I'm sure that it's either Gaius or a group of vandals that know him. Congrats on blocking him before he destroyed the site! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I wish there was a way to like block all users with Roman names so that the Roman vandals can't come on anymore! It's a good thing Robkohr gave us those powers! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

What is that 70. whatever user doing? He's filling up the entire page with stories he hasen't even started!? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Does the Tredguard's Treasure quest really belong in Normal stories? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Sorry, I guess I'm just lazy and don't proofread my edits. Won't happen again. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Exeuse me? What did you say I messed up? I know I neede to proofread my sections of Cusader, but I have no clue what the other thing you mentioned. ''sexy smutt romp''? I don't understand. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Frankly, I'm getting confused of all the 68. members. I just blocked one, and another shows up and starts editing the same page, with the same warnings that the user I blocked had. I am just confused! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

It's like a cult of Secret Island people, who save-edit-save-edit etc. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Thanks for saving Boromir's Quest from the link spammer. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Olay, thanks! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Do you have any idea what is going on with Boromir's Quest? Every time I try to make a new page, it takes me to this stupid page which makes my type in a word before I can continue. Do you know what this is? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
== Categories- ==

*They make it easier to determine what story a page belongs to when the page is viewed out of context.

*They make it easier to determine how many pages belong to a given story.

Having unique templates for stories delivers both advantages... both there's nothing wrong with categorizing the pages as well, if you really want to do all that work. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:49, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks. I don't really mind the work, because, for the most part, adding a category to the template will add each page to that category to. Personally, I think it'll also help to organize the wiki a bit, so that we don't just have pages with names that are meaningless without the rest of the story. But that's just me. — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 21:55, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Categories are not needed for Kitty in the Window or any adventure with a unique status bar. They already basically have a category all to themselves! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

==Pictures==

Just trying to help, that's all. Most of the pix are Wikipedia pic anyhow....I'm trying to keep everything copyright-safe. [[User:204.52.215.13|204.52.215.13]] 17:49, 26 March 2007 (EST)

==Logo==
Hi! I am creating my own wiki. However, I do not know how to upload my logo on to this site. Please help! You can catch me on the main site (you know [EditThis.info]) as Sportman2. PLease leave a message there. Please help!--[[User:208.102.116.51|208.102.116.51]] 16:58, 28 March 2007 (EST)

==Rabbit Hole==
Hey! You completely rock! Thanks for all the help making the story look great! I'm still a little new when it comes to all this, but with your help, I'd have to say I'm very proud of how this story is starting out!
HAIL ERIS!! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Oh, I LOVE the flipped Chao and the colored box. Super cool stuff. This whole Rabbit Hole thing is getting deeper and deeper every day! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Ya,sry bout that...I deal with getting users to do that.May I ask why the categories arn't integrated with the template?[[User:Shazlin|Shazlin]] 23:24, 19 June 2007 (EDT)
== [[Darkened Hope]] ==
Please add it to R-rated stories. --09:14, 21 June 2007 (EDT)
:Thanks for the speedy service. I'm working on it. --09:26, 21 June 2007 (EDT)

What version of MediaWiki is this then?[[User:Shazlin]] 23:57, 22 June 2007 (EDT)

Seems to be 1.5[[User:Shazlin]] 00:21, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

== My CYOA ==

I want to put [[Ectoplasm]] in the General Category.[[User:Mr. Giga|Mr. Giga]] 04:23, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

Hey Platypus, I'm kind of wanting to write my own story now, front page in the 18+ section, could you help me out? Oh, and is there some way to put it on there and work on it while keeping it locked from other people (until I'm finished or have a decent start on it) Thanks. --[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

== sysop ==

Hi Platypus,

You have been a great user on the system and I have given you sysop rights. This means that you can block users that are vandals on the system. If you would like to look up a user's IP address go to the Control Panel and use the tool there. Then go to special pages to go to the block IP form. Please use this feature sparingly. Blocks should only be used for users that are trying to destroy the site and not to censor content.

Thanks, 
--[[User:RobKohr|RobKohr]] 03:03, 25 February 2007 (EST)

*Sometimes after you submit it takes you to an "create a wiki page". That is just a problem with the redirect and the block did work.
*Fruitbat is another user that I granted rights on
*I have already blocked Gaius

Thanks for the tip [[User:Rickyrab|Rickyrab]] 18:21, 22 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks for hooking up the Rabbit Hole! I've started some of the basic begginnings of it, and will be working on it a ton over the weekend. Feel free to correct my spelling, make it funnier, add new things, whatever. After this weekend, when I'm happy with it, I'm going to start advertising it amongst my regular Discordian channels, and inviting everyone to play along. My hope is that someday it has more pages than the Smutty Sex thingy.. [[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

hey platypus i would like to move tree of doom to the 18+rated section but i dont know how, can you help me?

Hi Platypus

Thanks for letting me know about the health bars & such. Hope I'm not creating too much work for you when I forget them occasionally.

About the Hitchhikers Guide problem - so, are ALL of these stories interlinked?

Canary8623

Thanks for the explination. Did that story you were editing have unuploaded images as well? It must have. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Hi Platypus

Thanks for giving me that info many thanks! Well im a newby but im learning... p.s can you get flash animations onto your stories etc.

Vokesy

==Death to perversion==

Your empire of perversion is at an end! Go post your porn on a porn site, and let this wiki become a Choose-your-own Adventure Wiki, not a place for sick idiots such as yourself to masturbate!

Death to perversion! Let logic reign!

--[[User:Imperator Romanum|Imperator Romanum]] 17:31, 26 November 2007 (EST)

Get a life, loser. And try making your own site with stories you like instead of trying to trash our site. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:23, 26 November 2007 (EST)
*If this wiki uses an up-to-date version of MediaWiki, you should be able to rollback pages directly from a user's list of contributions, which should be a little faster. --[[User:Camper9|Camper9]] 20:30, 29 November 2007 (EST)

== Thanks ==

Thanks for adding in the status bar. I wasn't sure how to do that, but once I saw how you added them in, I figured it out rather quickly.
-Kliesh

== Stop Deleting My Stuff ==

The adult section has no limits. Although I know you hate sex on this site and profanity...DEAL WITH IT!!!!

dude youre a hipocrite, you complain that sex and profanity are bad, then you write 5,200 pages of the smutty sex romp!!!!! fag!!!
== Stop ==

can you stop making articles off of other's works please it does get anoying[[User:Civilwar|Civilwar]] 16:15, 26 January 2008 (EST)

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Is there any special code language that I have to/ought to know? I tried editing/adding a few pages to University Daze and accidentally broke ''at least'' two links. :(

Is there an easy way to get to a page that gives some sort of tutorial on how all this works? I'm by no means a computer guru. Honestly, I'm rather clueless. Any help would be appreciated.

Hey, thanks for editing my edits...or however you quite say that....^^. I don't know how to post links to different options, so if someone could tell me that would really help! :D -Funnymuffin

== Platypus ==

Can you help me and tell me how to put/make a story on this site? I would really like it if you could. I made sure that this message was spelled correct to please you. I need your help.

==Band text adventure==

 Hello, platypus, Im Squibots2 , I created the text adventure called Band forming thing. I need some help. Lately, its been getting edgier and edgier. I dont want it deleted, but i dont know how to move it. do you think you can move it to R or 18+ so i have less limitations?? please?? 

== Help Out a Newbie? ==

Hola!

Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to add locations to the status bar..I'm sure it's ridiculously easy, but I'm afraid it's a little beyond my grasp. Could you help me out?

User talk:Platypus2

2008-04-30T01:04:57Z

Platypus2:

For now, just a warning: I have no tolerance for shitty spam. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:52, 24 April 2008 (EDT)

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User talk:Platypus2

2008-04-30T01:04:33Z

Platypus2:

For now, just a warning: I have no tolerance for shitty spam. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:52, 24 April 2008 (EDT)

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User:Platypus2

2008-04-24T22:56:48Z

Platypus2:

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