Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

Challenge him to a gentleman's duel

2013-11-25T01:38:45Z

Mapheus: Created page with 'You clasp your hands together and stick your thumbs up, but he shoots first! His thumb comes down with the force of a really strong toddler. Your thumb is crushed and you succu…'

You clasp your hands together and stick your thumbs up, but he shoots first! His thumb comes down with the force of a really strong toddler. Your thumb is crushed and you succumb to such immense strength. You are so taken aback by this that you defecate on yourself. The fumes kill you.

'''The End'''

Cut open grandma and take refuge inside her

2013-11-25T01:35:28Z

Mapheus:

You take your combat knife and cut open Grandma. Inside it is dry and warm. A man in winter clothing barges in while carrying his friend.
"Move over, bub," he commands. You:
*[[challenge him to a gentleman's duel]]
*[[listen politely and go back outside]]
*[[smacka ho]]

Cut open grandma and take refuge inside her

2013-11-25T01:34:15Z

Mapheus: Created page with 'You take your combat knife and cut open Grandma. Inside it is dry and warm. A man in winter clothing barges in while carrying his friend. "Move over, bub," he commands. You: *[[…'

You take your combat knife and cut open Grandma. Inside it is dry and warm. A man in winter clothing barges in while carrying his friend.
"Move over, bub," he commands. You:
*[[challenge him to a duel]]
*[[listen politely and go back outside]]
*[[smacka ho]]

Run Away Before The Toilet Overflows

2013-11-25T01:28:00Z

Mapheus:

You try to run, but the water shoots into the air and fills the room. Eventually the house is flooded and you are about to drown. Do you:

*[[break a window]]

*[[open the house door]]

*[[swim down the toilet]]

*[[cut open grandma and take refuge inside her]]

Run Away Before The Toilet Overflows

2013-11-25T01:25:19Z

Mapheus: Created page with 'You try to run, but the water shoots into the air and fills the room. Eventually the house is flooded and you are about to drown. Do you: break a window open the door [[…'

You try to run, but the water shoots into the air and fills the room. Eventually the house is flooded and you are about to drown. Do you:
[[break a window]]
[[open the door]]
[[swim down the toilet]]
[[cut open grandma and take refuge inside her]]