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Attempt to find Dr. Iniquitous

2012-04-11T17:26:54Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You squint at an ambiguous shadow in the distance. You realize that it is Dr. Iniquitous. He shoots a crossbow bolt at you and unfortunately does not miss. You die with a bolt st…'

You squint at an ambiguous shadow in the distance. You realize that it is Dr. Iniquitous. He shoots a crossbow bolt at you and unfortunately does not miss. You die with a bolt sticking out of your chest.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go to your house

2012-04-11T17:21:00Z

Jafelker:

You find the previous owners of the house living there. You conclude that you have time traveled back in time.

Do you:
*[[Go search for your younger self]]
*[[Go see if the wizards will take you back to the present time]]
*[[Attempt to find Dr. Iniquitous]]
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Frantically run to your impenetrable basement in case Dr. Iniquitous is on his way to your house

2012-04-11T17:03:41Z

Jafelker:

You lock yourself in and you have a feeling of relief. That ends when you realize that you have locked yourself in with no way out, nothing to eat, and nothing to drink. After several days of no nourishment you die of starvation.
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]
[[Category:Endings]]

Go check your mailbox

2012-04-11T16:13:33Z

Jafelker:

You find a book written by a man who has been following the police with the Dr. Iniquitous investigation. He writes that Dr. Iniquitous destroyed the whole town in order to create world peace.

Do you:
*[[Publish the book]]
*[[Burn the book and never tell anyone]]
*[[Jump off a building because you know you will never be able to keep such a big secret]]
[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Head to the hideout to investigate

2012-04-11T16:08:42Z

Jafelker:

You notice a pilot's suit in his room. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected.

Do you:
*[[Go get on the nearest plane]]
*[[Go to the bank to see if you can find anything interesting about Dr. Iniquitous]]
*[[Go wash off the hat because you have OCD]]
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Head to the hideout to investigate

2012-04-11T16:08:07Z

Jafelker:

Jump off a building because you know you will never be able to keep such a big secret

2012-04-11T16:05:40Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You break every bone in your body. Obviously you do not survive. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

You break every bone in your body. Obviously you do not survive.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go to the corner store

2012-04-11T16:01:54Z

Jafelker:

You see your younger self working at the counter. Then it dawns on you. This is the day that a robber came in and killed a customer in front of you and then fled. You attempt to leave the store but it's too late. The robber shoots you.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go search for your younger self

2012-04-11T16:01:37Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You recognize the date and remember that you used to work at the corner store. You see your younger self working at the counter. Then it dawns on you. This is the day that a robb…'

You recognize the date and remember that you used to work at the corner store. You see your younger self working at the counter. Then it dawns on you. This is the day that a robber came in and killed a customer in front of you and then fled. You attempt to leave the store but it's too late. The robber shoots you.

Go to the corner store

2012-04-11T15:58:52Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You see your younger self working at the counter. Then it dawns on you. This is the day that a robber came in and killed a customer in front of you and then took all the cash. Yo…'

You see your younger self working at the counter. Then it dawns on you. This is the day that a robber came in and killed a customer in front of you and then took all the cash. You attempt to leave the store but it's too late. The robber shoots you.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Get in the cockpit and try to safely land the plane

2012-04-11T15:54:31Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You quickly realize that flying a plane is much harder than what it looks like. You nosedive into the landing strip killing yourself and everyone in the plane. [[Category: Josh'…'

You quickly realize that flying a plane is much harder than what it looks like. You nosedive into the landing strip killing yourself and everyone in the plane.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Cry like a baby because the pilot left

2012-04-11T15:52:42Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'The plane crashes and you die along with everyone else on it. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

The plane crashes and you die along with everyone else on it.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go get on the nearest plane

2012-04-11T15:51:37Z

Jafelker:

Soon after take off you see the pilot jumping out of the plane. You realize that it is Dr. Iniquitous.

Do you:
*[[Jump out after him]]
*[[Cry like a baby because the pilot left]]
*[[Get in the cockpit and try to safely land the plane]]
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Pick it up and throw it in the trash

2012-04-11T15:49:10Z

Jafelker:

You are about to throw it away when you notice Dr. Iniquitous' hair in it. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected.

Do you:
*[[Go get on the nearest plane]]
*[[Go to the bank to see if you can find anything interesting about Dr. Iniquitous]]
*[[Go wash off the hat because you have OCD]]
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Pick it up and throw it in the trash

2012-04-11T15:48:21Z

Jafelker:

Go wash off the hat because you have OCD

2012-04-11T15:47:05Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You start washing the hat off in the bathroom sink when suddenly a man appears behind you with a knife. He slits your throat and robs you. [[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]…'

You start washing the hat off in the bathroom sink when suddenly a man appears behind you with a knife. He slits your throat and robs you.

[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go to the bank to see if you can find anything interesting about Dr. Iniquitous

2012-04-11T15:45:12Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You run into the bank screaming "Everybody. Everybody. Listen up!!" The guards think that you are a robber and shoot you to your death. Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure'

You run into the bank screaming "Everybody. Everybody. Listen up!!" The guards think that you are a robber and shoot you to your death.

[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Check out the hat

2012-04-11T15:43:24Z

Jafelker:

You notice Dr. Iniquitous' hair in it. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected.

Do you:
*[[Go get on the nearest plane]]
*[[Go to the bank to see if you can find anything interesting about Dr. Iniquitous]]
*[[Go wash off the hat because you have OCD]]
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Head to the hideout to investigate

2012-04-11T15:28:03Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You notice a pilot's suit in his room. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected. Do you: *Go get on the nearest plane *option2 *option3 [[C…'

You notice a pilot's suit in his room. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected.

Do you:
*[[Go get on the nearest plane]]
*[[option2]]
*[[option3]]
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Check out the hat

2012-04-11T15:26:30Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You notice Dr. Iniquitous' hair in it. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected. Do you: *Go get on the nearest plane *option2 *option3 [[C…'

You notice Dr. Iniquitous' hair in it. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected.

Do you:
*[[Go get on the nearest plane]]
*[[option2]]
*[[option3]]
[[Category:Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Burn the book and never tell anyone

2012-04-11T15:21:12Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'Nobody ever finds out and the world lives in peace forever. You eventually die of old age. '''The End''' Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

Nobody ever finds out and the world lives in peace forever. You eventually die of old age.

'''The End'''

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Publish the book

2012-04-11T15:19:28Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'Within a year the world falls into another world war. You perish when your country gets nuked. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

Within a year the world falls into another world war. You perish when your country gets nuked.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go check your mailbox

2012-04-11T15:18:02Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You find a book written by a man who has been following the police with the Dr Iniquitous investigation. He writes that Dr. Iniquitous destroyed the whole town in order to create…'

You find a book written by a man who has been following the police with the Dr Iniquitous investigation. He writes that Dr. Iniquitous destroyed the whole town in order to create world peace.

Do you:
*[[Publish the book]]
*[[Burn the book and never tell anyone]]
*[[Jump off a building because you know you will never be able to keep such a big secret]]
[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go grocery shopping

2012-04-11T15:11:48Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'On your way to the store you get hit by a car as you cross the street, instantly killing you. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

On your way to the store you get hit by a car as you cross the street, instantly killing you.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go to the nearest bar

2012-04-11T15:09:33Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'Knowing that the majority of the people that you love have just died you drink away your sorrows. You drink way too much, get alcohol poisoning, and die. [[Category: Josh's Exce…'

Knowing that the majority of the people that you love have just died you drink away your sorrows. You drink way too much, get alcohol poisoning, and die.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go see what happened to your hometown

2012-04-11T15:08:06Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'The bright light you saw destroyed the whole town killing tons of people. Do you: *Go check your mailbox *Go to the nearest bar *Go grocery shopping [[Category: Jos…'

The bright light you saw destroyed the whole town killing tons of people.

Do you:
*[[Go check your mailbox]]
*[[Go to the nearest bar]]
*[[Go grocery shopping]]
[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Continue tanning on the shore

2012-04-11T15:01:19Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You fall asleep and get badly sun burnt, get skin cancer, and die after a few years. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

You fall asleep and get badly sun burnt, get skin cancer, and die after a few years.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go for a nice swim in the ocean

2012-04-11T14:59:37Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You get attacked by a shark and die. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

You get attacked by a shark and die.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Take a vacation for a couple days

2012-04-11T14:58:52Z

Jafelker:

You are enjoying your vacation at the beach when out of nowhere you seed a flash of light near your hometown.

Do you:
*[[Go for a nice swim in the ocean]]
*[[Continue tanning on the shore]]
*[[Go see what happened to your hometown]]
[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Take a vacation for a couple days

2012-04-11T14:58:23Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You are enjoying your vacation at the beach when out of nowhere you seed a flash of light near your hometown. Do you: *Go for a swim in the ocean *[[Continue tanning on the…'

You are enjoying your vacation at the beach when out of nowhere you seed a flash of light near your hometown.

Do you:
*[[Go for a swim in the ocean]]
*[[Continue tanning on the shore]]
*[[Go see what happened to your hometown]]
[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Try to find Dr. Iniquitous

2012-04-11T14:55:07Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You search for days. Out of nowhere there is a bright flash of light. You die. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

You search for days. Out of nowhere there is a bright flash of light. You die.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go home and take a bath

2012-04-11T14:52:29Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You get ready to step into the tub. You slip and fall knocking yourself out and drown in your bathroom. Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure'

You get ready to step into the tub. You slip and fall knocking yourself out and drown in your bathroom.

[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go see if the wizards will take you back to the present time

2012-04-11T14:50:29Z

Jafelker:

They are glad to help you out and transport you back to the present.

Do you:
*[[Take a vacation for a couple days]]
*[[Try to find Dr. Iniquitous]]
*[[Go home and take a bath]]
[[Category: Josh's Excellent Adventure]]

Go see if the wizards will take you back to the present time

2012-04-11T14:42:25Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'They are glad to help you out and transport you back to the present. Do you: *Take a vacation for a couple days *Try to find Dr. Iniquitous *Go home and take a bath'

They are glad to help you out and transport you back to the present.

Do you:
*[[Take a vacation for a couple days]]
*[[Try to find Dr. Iniquitous]]
*[[Go home and take a bath]]

Go to your house

2012-04-11T08:45:03Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You find the previous owners of the house living there. You conclude that you have time traveled back in time. Do you: *Go search for your younger self *[[Go see if the wiz…'

Shoot yourself in the head because teleporting made you go insane

2012-04-11T08:36:52Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You die. Did you really think you would survive that?'

You die. Did you really think you would survive that?

Jump out after him

2012-04-11T08:35:31Z

Jafelker:

You fall into this magical library and wake up somewhere else in town with nobody in sight.

Do you:
*[[Go to your house]]
*[[Go to the corner store]]
*[[Shoot yourself in the head because teleporting made you go insane]]

Jump out after him

2012-04-11T08:34:55Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You fall into this magical library and wake up somewhere else in town with nobody in sight. Do you: *Go to your house *Go to the store *[[Shoot yourself in the head bec…'

You fall into this magical library and wake up somewhere else in town with nobody in sight.

Do you:
*[[Go to your house]]
*[[Go to the store]]
*[[Shoot yourself in the head because teleporting made you go insane]]

Go get on the nearest plane

2012-04-11T08:26:09Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'Soon after take off you see the pilot jumping out of the plane. You realize that it is Dr. Iniquitous. Do you: *Jump out after him *option2 *option3'

Soon after take off you see the pilot jumping out of the plane. You realize that it is Dr. Iniquitous.

Do you:
*[[Jump out after him]]
*[[option2]]
*[[option3]]

Pick it up and throw it in the trash

2012-04-11T08:23:10Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You are about to throw it away when you notice Dr. Iniquitous' hair in it. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected. Do you: *[[Go get on the nearest p…'

Deem it irrelevant

2012-04-11T08:01:55Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'As you continue walking through the airport, you trip down an escalator and fall to your death.'

As you continue walking through the airport, you trip down an escalator and fall to your death.

Spontaneously take a taxi to the airport

2012-04-11T08:00:51Z

Jafelker:

At the airport, you notice a pilot's hat on the ground.

Do you:
*[[Check out the hat]]
*[[Deem it irrelevant]]
*[[Pick it up and throw it in the trash]]

Spontaneously take a taxi to the airport

2012-04-11T08:00:04Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'At the airport, you notice a pilot's hat on the ground. Do you: *Check it out *Deem it irrelevant *Pick it up and throw it in the trash'

At the airport, you notice a pilot's hat on the ground.

Do you:
*[[Check it out]]
*[[Deem it irrelevant]]
*[[Pick it up and throw it in the trash]]

Go outside and take a walk

2012-04-11T07:37:47Z

Jafelker:

While walking aimlessly around town you overhear a conversation and learn that Dr. Iniquitous' hideout has been discovered but he has left the scene.

Do you:
*[[Confront the two people about the information]]
*[[Spontaneously take a taxi to the airport]]
*[[Head to the hideout to investigate]]

Go outside and take a walk

2012-04-11T07:35:55Z

Jafelker:

While walking aimlessly around town you overhear a conversation and learn that Dr. Iniquitous' hideout has been discovered but he has left the scene.

Do you:
*[[Confront the two people about the information]]
*[[Get in the nearest taxi and go to the airport]]
*[[Head to the hideout to investigate]]

Turn on the T.V.

2012-04-11T07:34:20Z

Jafelker:

You flip through the channels and stop at the news channel. You learn that Dr. Iniquitous' hideout has been discovered but he has fled the scene.

Do you:
*[[Frantically run to your impenetrable basement in case Dr. Iniquitous is on his way to your house]]
*[[Spontaneously take a taxi to the airport]]
*[[Head to the hideout to investigate]]

Frantically run to your impenetrable basement in case Dr. Iniquitous is on his way to your house

2012-04-11T07:33:58Z

Jafelker:

You lock yourself in and you have a feeling of relief. That ends when you realize that you have locked yourself in with now way out, nothing to eat, and nothing to drink. After several days of no nourishment you die of starvation.

Confront the two people about the information

2012-04-11T07:32:46Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'You soon find out that these two guys are Dr. Iniquitous' henchmen. They brutally attack you, killing you.'

You soon find out that these two guys are Dr. Iniquitous' henchmen. They brutally attack you, killing you.

Go outside and take a walk

2012-04-11T07:31:37Z

Jafelker: Created page with 'While walking aimlessly around town you overhear a conversation and learn that Dr. Iniquitous' hideout has been discovered but he has left the scene. Do you: *[[Confront the tw…'

While walking aimlessly around town you overhear a conversation and learn that Dr. Iniquitous' hideout has been discovered but he has left the scene.

Do you:
*[[Confront the two people about the information]]
*[[Get in the nearest taxi]]
*[[Head to the hideout to investigate]]

Say you are getting too old for this and take a nap

2012-04-11T07:28:06Z

Jafelker:

While you are asleep a spider bites you and poisons you. You die within minutes.

Open the letter

2012-04-11T07:27:42Z

Jafelker:

The letter is a warning that your former arch nemesis, Dr. Iniquitous, has a new evil plan.

Do you:
*[[Say you are getting too old for this and take a nap]]
*[[Turn on the T.V.]]
*[[Go outside and take a walk]]