Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

Create an evil robot than dismantle it with your bare hands.

2009-08-13T01:44:04Z

HyperMachine:

You've decided that the world is far too peaceful to need action heroes. Now all you have to do is assemble a killer robot capable of world devastation!

You head down to:

*[[Lowes (it has everything).]]
*[[Wild River Comic Store (it has ideas for world domination!!)]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Create an evil robot than dismantle it with your bare hands.

2009-08-13T01:43:36Z

HyperMachine:

You've decided that the world is far too peaceful to need action heroes. Now all you have to do is assemble a killer robot capable of world devastation!

You head down to:

*[[Lowes (it has everything).]]
*[[Wild River Comic Store(it has ideas for world domination!!)]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Create an evil robot than dismantle it with your bare hands.

2009-08-13T01:43:06Z

HyperMachine:

You've decided that the world is far too peaceful to need action heroes. Now all you have to do is assemble a killer robot capable of world devastation!

You head down to:

*[[Lowes (it has everything).]]
*[[Wild River Comic Store(it has ideas for world domination)]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Create an evil robot than dismantle it with your bare hands.

2009-08-13T01:42:16Z

HyperMachine:

You've decided that the world is far too peaceful to need action heroes. Now all you have to do is assemble a killer robot capable of world devastation!

You head down to:

*[[Lowes (it has everything).]]
*[[Wild River Comic Store(it has world domination ideas).]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Create an evil robot than dismantle it with your bare hands.

2009-08-13T01:38:01Z

HyperMachine:

You've decided that the world is far too peaceful to need action heroes. Now all you have to do is assemble a killer robot capable of world devastation!

You head down to:

*[[Lowes.]]
*[[Wild River Comic Store.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Forget it! .

2009-08-13T01:31:36Z

HyperMachine:

"I will not force the nonbeliever in forced cooperation regarding spiritual matters." the sensei replies.

Boredom sets in.

You choose to go to:

*[[The Natural Pagans Visitor Center of Spirituality .]]
*[[The Coke Machine in the Wilderness .]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Forget it! .

2009-08-13T01:29:48Z

HyperMachine:

"I will not force the nonbeliever in forced cooperation regarding spiritual matters" the sensei replies.

Boredom sets in.

You choose to go to:

*[[The Natural Pagans Visitor Center of Spirituality .]]
*[[The Coke Machine in the Wilderness .]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Forget it! .

2009-08-13T01:29:06Z

HyperMachine:

"I will not force the nonbeliever in forced cooperation regarding spiritual matters" the sensei replies.

You decide you are bored of standing here .

You choose to go to:

*[[The Natural Pagans Visitor Center of Spirituality .]]
*[[The Coke Machine in the Wilderness .]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .

2009-08-13T01:17:15Z

HyperMachine:

"I want to be an uber-ultra awesome ninja man, like yourself!" you say, not realizing how awesome you already are.

<nowiki>

The spiritual trainer replies that you

must clear your body of unclean energy.
</nowiki>
You interpret it as some form of nasty cleanse diet.

Your response is:

*[[Forget it! .]]
*[[Hmmm, I want some of that stuff.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .

2009-08-13T01:16:05Z

HyperMachine:

"I want to be an uber-ultra awesome ninja man, like yourself!" you say, not realizing how awesome you already are.

The spiritual trainer replies that you

must clear your body of unclean energy.

You interpret it as some form of nasty cleanse diet.

You reply:

*[[Forget it! .]]
*[[Hmmm, I want some of that stuff.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .

2009-08-13T01:15:03Z

HyperMachine:

"I want to be an uber-ultra awesome ninja man, like yourself!" you say, not realizing how awesome you already are.

The spiritual trainer replies that you must clear your body of unclean energy.

You interpret it as some form of nasty cleanse diet.

You reply:

*[[Forget it! .]]
*[[Hmmm, I want some of that stuff.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .

2009-08-13T01:14:09Z

HyperMachine:

"I want to be an uber-ultra awesome ninja man, like you!" you say, not realizing how awesome you already are.

The spiritual trainer replies that you must clear your body of unclean energy. You interpret it as some form of nasty cleanse diet.

You reply:

*[[Forget it! .]]
*[[Hmmm, I want some of that stuff.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .

2009-08-13T01:12:48Z

HyperMachine:

"I want to be an uber-ultra awesome ninja man, like you!" you say, not realizing how awesome you already are. The spiritual trainer replies that you must clear your body of unclean energy. You interpret it as some form of nasty cleanse diet.

You reply:

*[[Forget it! .]]
*[[Hmmm, I want some of that stuff.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Cause peace and harmony in it.

2009-08-13T01:03:37Z

HyperMachine:

You go to the local Neo-Hippie Druggie New Age hangout and become one with Mother Earth. The air is vapid yet invigorating. You are frustrated with the dullness of harmony. You want action.
Your mind is about to fade away when suddenly a holy looking man appears. "Dude, you're ruining my Karma!" he says.

You:

*[[Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .]]
*[[Fight.. the man.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Cause peace and harmony in it.

2009-08-13T01:03:18Z

HyperMachine:

You go to the local Neo-Hippie Druggie New Age hangout and become one with Mother Earth. The air is vapid yet invigorating. You are frustrated with the dullness of harmony. You want action.

Your mind is about to fade away when suddenly a holy looking man appears. "Dude, you're ruining my Karma!" he says.

You:

*[[Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .]]
*[[Fight.. the man.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Cause peace and harmony in it.

2009-08-12T02:46:07Z

HyperMachine:

You go to the local Neo-Hippie Druggie New Age hangout and become one with Mother Earth. The air is vapid yet invigorating. You are frustrated with the dullness of harmony. You want action. Your mind is about to fade away when suddenly a holy looking man appears. "Dude, you're ruining my Karma!" he says.

You:

*[[Let the man train you in the ways of the ninja .]]
*[[Fight.. the man.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Killer good looks

2009-08-12T02:30:30Z

HyperMachine:

Trust me, that awesome body stops 90 percent of all fights.

Click '''back''' in your browser for main story.
[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Killer good looks

2009-08-12T01:39:14Z

HyperMachine:

Trust me, that awesome body stops 90 percent of all fights.

Click back in browser for main story.

Killer good looks

2009-08-12T01:36:58Z

HyperMachine:

Trust me, that awesome body stops 90 percent of all fights.

Click back for main story.

Killer good looks

2009-08-12T01:36:49Z

HyperMachine:

Trust me, that awesome body stops 90 percent of all fights.

Save the world?

2009-08-12T01:33:47Z

HyperMachine:

Like, How?

*[[Cause peace and harmony in it.]]
*[[Create an evil robot than dismantle it with your bare hands.]]
*[[From our current president.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

The Action Hero of Victory

2009-08-12T01:32:07Z

HyperMachine:

You are the ultimate action hero. You eat nails for breakfast and create chaos for evildoers everywhere.

You are so toned, Chuck has asked more than once how you stayed in shape.

Do you:
*[[Live a normal and boring life?]]
*[[Save the world?]]
*[[Walk downtown in search of usefulness.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}
[[Category:The Action Hero of Victory]]

Save the world?

2009-08-12T01:31:08Z

HyperMachine:

Save the world?

2009-08-12T01:29:34Z

HyperMachine:

Like, How?

*[[Harmonize it.]]
*[[Create an evil robot than dismantle it with your bare hands.]]
*[[From our current president.]]
{{Status|Equipment='[[Killer good looks]]''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}

The Action Hero of Victory

2009-08-12T01:24:41Z

HyperMachine:

Sprinkle fairy dust on Nathan's head wound

2009-08-12T01:21:02Z

HyperMachine:

You sprinkle fairy dust on Nathan's head wound. The wound heals up with magical swiftness. But that isn't all that happens. The front of Nathan's tunic pushes forward. Twin lumps appear to have sprouted on your friend's chest.

You've turned Nathan into a Natalie.

"What happened?" Natalie asks groggily. "Why am I a woman, and why are we swimming in cherry soda?"

Do you:
*[[Sprinkle fairy dust on your tongue]]
*[[Drink all the cherry soda]]
*[[Open the front door and let the cherry soda pour out]]
*[[Kiss her with magical intent.]]
{{QM-Status|Equipment=Fairy Dust, [[Quest of the magician/Tattered Tunic|Tattered Tunic]]|Health=100|MP=10|Level=1}}
[[Category: Quest of the Magician]]

Live a normal and boring life?

2009-08-12T01:19:18Z

HyperMachine:

Dude, why would you want to do that? Is your head screwed on straight? Hit '''BACK''' on your browser if you know what is good for you!!!

Sprinkle fairy dust on Nathan's head wound

2009-08-12T01:17:42Z

HyperMachine:

You sprinkle fairy dust on Nathan's head wound. The wound heals up with magical swiftness. But that isn't all that happens. The front of Nathan's tunic pushes forward. Twin lumps appear to have sprouted on your friend's chest.

You've turned Nathan into a Natalie.

"What happened?" Natalie asks groggily. "Why am I a woman, and why are we swimming in cherry soda?"

Do you:
*[[Sprinkle fairy dust on your tongue]]
*[[Drink all the cherry soda]]
*[[Open the front door and let the cherry soda pour out]]
[[Wish he was a woman the whole time.]]
{{QM-Status|Equipment=Fairy Dust, [[Quest of the magician/Tattered Tunic|Tattered Tunic]]|Health=100|MP=10|Level=1}}
[[Category: Quest of the Magician]]

The Action Hero of Victory

2009-08-12T01:15:21Z

HyperMachine:

You are the ultimate action hero. You eat nails for breakfast and create chaos for evildoers everywhere.

You are so toned, Chuck has asked more than once how you stayed in shape.

Do you:
*[[Live a normal and boring life?]]
*[[Save the world?]]
*[[Walk downtown in search of usefulness.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Killer good looks''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]

The Action Hero of Victory

2009-08-12T01:13:24Z

HyperMachine:

You are the ultimate action hero. You eat nails for breakfast and create chaos for evildoers everywhere.

You are so toned, Chuck has asked more than once how you stayed in shape.

Do you:
*[[Live a normal and boring life?]]
*[[Save the world?]
*[[Walk downtown in search of usefulness.]
{{Status|Equipment=''Killer good looks''|Health=#1000|MP=#Huh?|Level=#10}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]

The Action Hero of Victory

2009-08-12T01:12:43Z

HyperMachine:

You are the ultimate action hero. You eat nails for breakfast and create chaos for evildoers everywhere.

You are so toned, Chuck has asked more than once how you stayed in shape.

Do you:
*[[Live a normal and boring life?]]
*[[Save the world?]
*[[Walk downtown in search of usefulness.]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]

The Action Hero of Victory

2009-08-12T01:12:26Z

HyperMachine:

You are the ultimate action hero. You eat nails for breakfast and create chaos for evildoers everywhere.

You are so toned, Chuck has asked how you stayed in shape.

Do you:
*[[Live a normal and boring life?]]
*[[Save the world?]
*[[Walk downtown in search of usefulness.]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]

Run away from the voices.

2008-10-16T22:14:51Z

HyperMachine:

You can't run away. You are only half awake.

Previous Option [http://editthis.info/choose_your_own_adventure/West]

Run away from the voices.

2008-10-16T22:13:58Z

HyperMachine:

You can't run away. You are only half awake.

[http://editthis.info/choose_your_own_adventure/West]

Run away from the voices.

2008-10-16T22:13:09Z

HyperMachine:

You can't run away. You are only half awake.

[http://www.example.com link title]

Escape.

2008-10-16T22:11:37Z

HyperMachine:

What! Are you crazy?!

He is an experienced cannibal hunter!

Escape is clearly not an option.

Do you:

[[Pretend you are a pagan god.]]

[[Stop and Think.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Escape.

2008-10-16T22:11:11Z

HyperMachine:

Escape.

2008-10-16T22:10:40Z

HyperMachine:

What! Are you crazy?! He is an experienced cannibal hunter!

Escape is clearly not an option.

Do you:

[[Pretend you are a pagan god.]]

[[Stop and Think.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Escape.

2008-10-16T22:10:07Z

HyperMachine:

What! Are you crazy?! He is an experienced cannibal hunter!

Escape is clearly not an option.

Do you:

[[Pretend you are a pagan god.]]

[[Stop and Think.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Escape.

2008-10-16T22:09:43Z

HyperMachine:

What are you crazy?! He is an experienced cannibal hunter!

Escape is clearly not an option.

Do you:

[[Pretend you are a pagan god.]]

[[Stop and Think.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Talk:Happily approach it .

2008-10-15T14:08:57Z

HyperMachine:

Well, this is one of the lesser polished aspects of the game. I would like an edit.

Run .

2008-10-15T14:05:44Z

HyperMachine:

You run frantically from the jaguar, but it is too late. It overpowers you and it's claws rip into your flesh.

The last think you hear is a snarl as the creatures powerful jaws close on your throat.

http://www.twinriversbassclub.org/Portals/0/jaguar-snarl2.jpg

'''The End'''

Happily approach it .

2008-10-15T13:17:17Z

HyperMachine:

A Fire! You embrace the warmth of the flames. You shout with delight.

http://academic.scranton.edu/student/patelk3/fire.gif

A drugged voice answers, "Yeahfireworks are sometimes nice.."
There is no way you can avoid a response.

Do you say :

*[[You are awesome!]]
*[[Go back to bed.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Happily approach it .

2008-10-15T13:14:45Z

HyperMachine:

A Fire! You embrace the warmth of the flames. You shout with delight.
A drugged answers, "Yeahfireworks are sometimes nice.."
There is no way you can avoid a response.

Do you say :

*[[You are awesome!]]
*[[Go back to bed.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Leave your lean-to and explore more of the island

2008-10-15T13:09:07Z

HyperMachine:

You explore more of the island. You find a cave.
There is a damp smell there. There are a lot of crates, food, and empty gun cartridges.

Do you:

*[[Crawl further in the cave.]]
*[[Take some of the items.]]
*[[Leave the cave.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Investigate the island for clues.

2008-10-15T13:05:33Z

HyperMachine:

You decide to investigate the island for clues of some sort. You walk southeast, until you find a small hut.
There are a lot of photos around it.

*[[Next Page.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=?|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Investigate the island for clues.

2008-10-15T13:04:25Z

HyperMachine:

You decide to investigate the island for clues of some sort. You walk southeast, until you find a small hut. There are a lot of photo's around it.

*[[Next Page.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=?|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Investigate the island for clues.

2008-10-15T13:03:47Z

HyperMachine: you find a hut

You decide to investigate the island for clues of some sort. You walk southeast, until you find a small hut. There is smoke coming from it.

*[[Next Page.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=100|MP=?|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

User talk:HyperMachine

2008-06-13T02:55:44Z

HyperMachine:

Story help

Talk to him.

2008-06-13T02:50:58Z

HyperMachine:

He looks at you adjusts his hat, and says "While I'll be!"
"I'm Charlers Davidson, and I will be pleased to make your acquaintance.

You must be (insert explorers name here)"

http://www.verticeweb.com/filmnegatives/bigandbad/belloq.jpg

*[[Ask him how he knows your name.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=89|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]

Talk to him.

2008-06-13T02:50:25Z

HyperMachine:

He looks at you adjusts his hat, and says "While I'll be!"
"I'm Sandy Davidson, and I will be pleased to make your acquaintance.

You must be (insert explorers name here)"

http://www.verticeweb.com/filmnegatives/bigandbad/belloq.jpg

*[[Ask him how he knows your name.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''You have nothing''|Health=89|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category:The secret island of Utobi]]