Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

You clear your throat, and say, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

2009-03-23T01:51:18Z

Funnymuffin:

The mountainous furry mass grumbles softly, and you feel some slight movement.

"It's 6:52," the fur replies.

"Oh, thanks."

You and the unknown being wait in an awkward silence for 13 seconds.

"A.m. or p.m?" You remember to ask.

"A.m." he replies again.

You...

[[Wait for the fur to start an interesting conversation about politics and frozen yogurt.]]

[[Attempt to walk around the fur.]]

[[Go back the way you came.]]

Pick up the fork and try eating with it

2008-05-06T00:27:06Z

Funnymuffin:

You have annoyed the silly fork while trying to use it to pick up a noodle, and it stabs you in your eyes. Congratulations, you're now blinded for life!

*[[Try again?]]

Shoot Yourself

2008-05-06T00:19:56Z

Funnymuffin:

You wip it around to shoot yourself but the guns empty. You shove the dildo down your throat and choke on it.

When your dead he rapes your dead body.

HAHA, you got raped.

Examine the box of cookies

2008-05-04T23:10:01Z

Funnymuffin:

You pick up the box of cookies and read the label:

"Pepperidge Farm's Freshly Baked Peanut Butter Cookies."

Sounds yummy, you think. So you take a cookie and place it in your mouth, relishing the flavor. But there's one problem: You're allergic to peanuts. You feel your face get all sore and puffy, and suddenly your lips are swollen shut, along with your eyes, ears, and nose. Now you can't spit the cookie out. With your airway closed, you die from loss of oxygen.

Nice going sherlock. YOU'RE '''DEAD'''!

Put words into a book

2008-05-04T22:43:24Z

Funnymuffin:

You take a book off a shelf. Taking a feather nearby, you decide you're going to write something in it.

You write:

*[["Could someone please bring me up some fruit? I'm famished."]]
*[["Like a tree in the wind, I shall dance forever."]]
*[["A penny saved is a penny earned."]]
*[[You change your mind and put the book back.]]

Put words into a book

2008-05-04T22:41:41Z

Funnymuffin:

You take a book off a shelf. Taking a feather nearby, you decide you're going to write something in it.

You write:

*[[The many rooms/"Could someone please bring me up some fruit? I'm famished."]]
*[[The many rooms/"Like a tree in the wind, I shall dance forever."]]
*[[The many rooms/"A penny saved is a penny earned."]]
*[[The many rooms/You change your mind and put the book back.]]

User talk:Platypus

2008-04-20T06:31:20Z

Funnymuffin:

Thanks for fixing the coding in my template.--[[User:Zinger2099|Zinger2099]]

I found some bs links I guess the spammer left, and deleted them. Sadly, the spammer deleted all the rated R stories, and I'm not sure how to bring them back. Might want to look into this.--[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Well, he said he was leaving. Looks like we might be safe.--[[User:Guardian Angel|Guardian Angel]] 18:33, 22 February 2007 (EST)

Need help deleating the 1s? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I can;t find where to deleat a page.

Do you have a feeling that Decimus Callilaus (or whatever his name is) was actually Gauis Fleminus and managed to change his IP address or something? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

There's another Roman vandal. Right now, I'm sure that it's either Gaius or a group of vandals that know him. Congrats on blocking him before he destroyed the site! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I wish there was a way to like block all users with Roman names so that the Roman vandals can't come on anymore! It's a good thing Robkohr gave us those powers! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

What is that 70. whatever user doing? He's filling up the entire page with stories he hasen't even started!? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Does the Tredguard's Treasure quest really belong in Normal stories? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Sorry, I guess I'm just lazy and don't proofread my edits. Won't happen again. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Exeuse me? What did you say I messed up? I know I neede to proofread my sections of Cusader, but I have no clue what the other thing you mentioned. ''sexy smutt romp''? I don't understand. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Frankly, I'm getting confused of all the 68. members. I just blocked one, and another shows up and starts editing the same page, with the same warnings that the user I blocked had. I am just confused! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

It's like a cult of Secret Island people, who save-edit-save-edit etc. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Thanks for saving Boromir's Quest from the link spammer. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Olay, thanks! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Do you have any idea what is going on with Boromir's Quest? Every time I try to make a new page, it takes me to this stupid page which makes my type in a word before I can continue. Do you know what this is? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
== Categories- ==

*They make it easier to determine what story a page belongs to when the page is viewed out of context.

*They make it easier to determine how many pages belong to a given story.

Having unique templates for stories delivers both advantages... both there's nothing wrong with categorizing the pages as well, if you really want to do all that work. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:49, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks. I don't really mind the work, because, for the most part, adding a category to the template will add each page to that category to. Personally, I think it'll also help to organize the wiki a bit, so that we don't just have pages with names that are meaningless without the rest of the story. But that's just me. — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 21:55, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Categories are not needed for Kitty in the Window or any adventure with a unique status bar. They already basically have a category all to themselves! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

==Pictures==

Just trying to help, that's all. Most of the pix are Wikipedia pic anyhow....I'm trying to keep everything copyright-safe. [[User:204.52.215.13|204.52.215.13]] 17:49, 26 March 2007 (EST)

==Logo==
Hi! I am creating my own wiki. However, I do not know how to upload my logo on to this site. Please help! You can catch me on the main site (you know [EditThis.info]) as Sportman2. PLease leave a message there. Please help!--[[User:208.102.116.51|208.102.116.51]] 16:58, 28 March 2007 (EST)

==Rabbit Hole==
Hey! You completely rock! Thanks for all the help making the story look great! I'm still a little new when it comes to all this, but with your help, I'd have to say I'm very proud of how this story is starting out!
HAIL ERIS!! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Oh, I LOVE the flipped Chao and the colored box. Super cool stuff. This whole Rabbit Hole thing is getting deeper and deeper every day! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Ya,sry bout that...I deal with getting users to do that.May I ask why the categories arn't integrated with the template?[[User:Shazlin|Shazlin]] 23:24, 19 June 2007 (EDT)
== [[Darkened Hope]] ==
Please add it to R-rated stories. --09:14, 21 June 2007 (EDT)
:Thanks for the speedy service. I'm working on it. --09:26, 21 June 2007 (EDT)

What version of MediaWiki is this then?[[User:Shazlin]] 23:57, 22 June 2007 (EDT)

Seems to be 1.5[[User:Shazlin]] 00:21, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

== My CYOA ==

I want to put [[Ectoplasm]] in the General Category.[[User:Mr. Giga|Mr. Giga]] 04:23, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

Hey Platypus, I'm kind of wanting to write my own story now, front page in the 18+ section, could you help me out? Oh, and is there some way to put it on there and work on it while keeping it locked from other people (until I'm finished or have a decent start on it) Thanks. --[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

== sysop ==

Hi Platypus,

You have been a great user on the system and I have given you sysop rights. This means that you can block users that are vandals on the system. If you would like to look up a user's IP address go to the Control Panel and use the tool there. Then go to special pages to go to the block IP form. Please use this feature sparingly. Blocks should only be used for users that are trying to destroy the site and not to censor content.

Thanks,<br>
--[[User:RobKohr|RobKohr]] 03:03, 25 February 2007 (EST)

*Sometimes after you submit it takes you to an "create a wiki page". That is just a problem with the redirect and the block did work.
*Fruitbat is another user that I granted rights on
*I have already blocked Gaius

Thanks for the tip [[User:Rickyrab|Rickyrab]] 18:21, 22 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks for hooking up the Rabbit Hole! I've started some of the basic begginnings of it, and will be working on it a ton over the weekend. Feel free to correct my spelling, make it funnier, add new things, whatever. After this weekend, when I'm happy with it, I'm going to start advertising it amongst my regular Discordian channels, and inviting everyone to play along. My hope is that someday it has more pages than the Smutty Sex thingy.. [[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

hey platypus i would like to move tree of doom to the 18+rated section but i dont know how, can you help me?

Hi Platypus

Thanks for letting me know about the health bars & such. Hope I'm not creating too much work for you when I forget them occasionally.

About the Hitchhikers Guide problem - so, are ALL of these stories interlinked?

Canary8623

Thanks for the explination. Did that story you were editing have unuploaded images as well? It must have. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Hi Platypus

Thanks for giving me that info many thanks! Well im a newby but im learning... p.s can you get flash animations onto your stories etc.

Vokesy

==Death to perversion==

Your empire of perversion is at an end! Go post your porn on a porn site, and let this wiki become a Choose-your-own Adventure Wiki, not a place for sick idiots such as yourself to masturbate!

Death to perversion! Let logic reign!

--[[User:Imperator Romanum|Imperator Romanum]] 17:31, 26 November 2007 (EST)

Get a life, loser. And try making your own site with stories you like instead of trying to trash our site. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:23, 26 November 2007 (EST)
*If this wiki uses an up-to-date version of MediaWiki, you should be able to rollback pages directly from a user's list of contributions, which should be a little faster. --[[User:Camper9|Camper9]] 20:30, 29 November 2007 (EST)

== Thanks ==

Thanks for adding in the status bar. I wasn't sure how to do that, but once I saw how you added them in, I figured it out rather quickly.
-Kliesh

== Stop Deleting My Stuff ==

The adult section has no limits. Although I know you hate sex on this site and profanity...DEAL WITH IT!!!!

== Stop ==

can you stop making articles off of other's works please it does get anoying[[User:Civilwar|Civilwar]] 16:15, 26 January 2008 (EST)

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Is there any special code language that I have to/ought to know? I tried editing/adding a few pages to University Daze and accidentally broke ''at least'' two links. :(

Is there an easy way to get to a page that gives some sort of tutorial on how all this works? I'm by no means a computer guru. Honestly, I'm rather clueless. Any help would be appreciated.

Hey, thanks for editing my edits...or however you quite say that....^^. I don't know how to post links to different options, so if someone could tell me that would really help! :D -Funnymuffin

User talk:Platypus

2008-04-20T06:30:38Z

Funnymuffin:

User talk:Funnymuffin

2008-04-20T06:27:37Z

Funnymuffin:

Bored......so bored.....SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME!!! Do it or I will be forced to use my banana gun to turn you into a bagel!!

Climb the shelves

2008-04-20T06:25:18Z

Funnymuffin: whatev.

Okay, so you decide to be the monkey you are and climb the library shelves instead of using a ladder. You persue into the darkness until you see nothing below or above you. Still, you keep climbing. Suddenly, a small light flickers above you. You go towards the light to see that a small, colorful parrot is holding a match and perching on one of the shelves. What do you do?

Stop the pendulum on a clock

2008-04-20T04:05:53Z

Funnymuffin:

You gently grab the pendulum on a small, approximately 3 foot tall grandfather clock. In response to your action, a secret door opens on the wall behind you. The room appears to be a secret, giant library. You enter the library, in which the shelves extend until you cannot see them in the darkness. You grab a random book off a shelf and flip through it, only to see that it has no words in it. With all the other books you get the same result. What now?