..surrender to the guard.....

From Create Your Own Story

With no where to turn, you step out of the stall and offer up the suit. The guard takesit, then grabs you by the arm and pulls you next to him. You struggle to escape, and he presses you tighter. "Do you know How much this costs?" he growls. You shake your head. "Its a designer peice. $645.98. Have you taken anything else?" You shake your head again. he takes you down to the mall security wing, and locks you in a holding room. You sit down onto a small table. A few minuets later, another officer walks in. "Please stand, mam." you comply. "You've been detained for theft in excess of $500, possibly more. I've been required to do a strip search upon you to ensure that you are not hiding anything else. Please remove all of your clothes, and deposit them on this table." You stare at him. "Serious?" "Yes, 'serious'" he says, exasperated.