Pedo Plushie

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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction written for satyrical purposes. Neither the author(s) of this work nor this website condone acts of violence against children.

Your story begins in a toy store. You sit, bored, on a shelf surrounded by other plush animals - cuddly stuffed puppies and kittens, tigers and wolves, frogs and dolphins. To everyone walking by, you look no different from the rest of them, but you are different. You have a touch of magic in you. Dark, wicked magic. Trapped within your stuffing are the souls of a hundred dead child molesters--dirty old men, corrupt priests, perverted uncles--all yearning to feel the touch of soft, young skin again and hear the helpless cries of their victims.

You stare out at the world through shiny, black plastic eyes, silently stalking your prey, waiting for the perfect boy or girl to come to you. But first, what kind of plush animal are you?

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