AOTC: Mace Windu
From Create Your Own Story
You're Mace Windu. Jedi Master. Member of the Jedi Council. Fucking badass. You've killed more men than you can count, and everyone of them deserved it, guaranteed. You've fucked every kind of ass and pussy there is from Corascant to the Outer Rim, and everyone of them never had better. You're Mace god damn Windu.
You wake up in your quarters in the Jedi Temple. It's morning. You sit up and scratch your big black balls, yawning. It's then you notice your giant raging morning wood pressing into your sheets. You groan, irritated. When you get morning wood like this it will stick with you all day unless you take care of it quick. And a giant painful boner like this will take something really hot to deal with...well get to it motherfucker! You've got work to do!
Where do you go?
