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- 19:09, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Click your heels together three times. (Created page with 'you're kidding, right? you are SUCH a little girl. just go back to the damn clearing. category: love and fireballs')
- 19:08, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Sing louder, play it off as a joke (top)
- 19:07, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Sing louder, play it off as a joke
- 19:06, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Sing louder, play it off as a joke (Created page with 'she laughs and introduces herself. "hi, I'm pandora. What's your name?" you introduce yourself and compliment her name. "like, the myth? with the box?" she giggles again and c…')
- 19:02, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N User:50poundman (Created page with 'that name doesn't even make measurement sense. 50 pounds? verne troyer weighs more than that. more like 50 pound KID. pfft.') (top)
- 19:00, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Smile and introduce yourself. (Created page with 'ok so she's kinda nutty but looks like you'd better just go with it. you tell her your name and ask if she can help you get out of the forest. category: love and fireballs') (top)
- 18:59, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Do that upward thrust chin nod thing (Created page with 'ass. she giggles, and says, "hi, my name's Pandora" ...ok, kinda creepy, but cool, too.... you ask, "neat, like the chick with the box?" "oh, you heard about that? it was a…') (top)
- 18:49, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Head back to that stupid sign where you woke up
- 18:49, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Head back to that stupid sign where you woke up
- 18:49, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Head back to that stupid sign where you woke up (Created page with 'you get back to the clearing with sign, hoping maybe those dutch guys will come back and you can get out of here. even if it is with those jerks. but hold the frickin' phone, wha…')
- 18:47, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Coward.
- 18:46, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Coward.
- 18:46, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Coward.
- 18:45, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Coward.
- 18:45, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Coward.
- 18:45, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Coward. (Created page with 'You head back to the clearing where you woke up, and see a large owl sitting on the sign. he greets you by name. HOLY. CRAP. *[[empty the cotents of your stomach onto your shoes…')
- 18:42, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N "hello, kind sir. thank you for your kind words about my shirt, and for cleaning my shoes." (Created page with 'well, that was a bit much, "thanks" would have been fine, but it was ncei enough. the owl asks how he may assist you on your journey. *[[i'd like to get out of here, if you coul…') (top)
- 18:40, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Thank him politely. (Created page with 'you bow (don't be a prick.) and say, "thank you, kind father owl, for your kind words regarding my tunic. prithee, dost thou know how a weary traveler may escape this enchanted w…')
- 18:35, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Head back to the sign where you woke up. maybe hans and sklar or whoever will comeback. (top)
- 18:34, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Head back to the sign where you woke up. maybe hans and sklar or whoever will comeback.
- 18:33, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Head back to the clearing with the sign (top)
- 18:32, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Empty the contents of your stomach onto your shoes (Created page with 'You throw up violently, ruining ANOTHER pair of chucks. see we why we don't have nice things? the owl waves one large wing, calls out "whooooowho!" and the vomit is gone. amazing…')
- 18:28, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Start singing anything written by The Cure (Created page with 'Go with "pictures of you" or "just like heaven"... no, better make it "pictures of you", it's not like you're a singer, and that one's pretty monotone. waitaminut- She's laugh…') (top)
- 05:11, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Run away. don't let her see you cry; girls can smell fear (top)
- 05:11, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Run away. don't let her see you cry; girls can smell fear (Created page with 'you stop singing with a tiny 'gulp' and turn around, crashing through the underbrush, back the way you came. jesus, don't pissy yourself, nancy. just head back to the damn sign w…')
- 05:09, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Head back to the clearing with the sign (Created page with 'as you approach the clearing, a large owl sitting atop it greets you by name, and compliments your shirt. Category: love and fireballs')
- 05:08, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Sprint (Created page with 'battery's dead. you didn't turn off the GPS after you guys found that bar last night, did you? douche. *head back to the clearing with the sign [[category: love and fireba…') (top)
- 05:06, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Back to the sign
- 05:05, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Back to the sign (Created page with 'you get back to the clearing you woke up in,and JEEZ DID THAT OWL JUST FRICKIN' TALK? you bet, he called you by name and complimented your shirt. *thank him politely. *[[e…')
- 05:03, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N ATT (Created page with 'an iphone. good for you. cool phone, crappy service. no dice. *back to the sign category: love and fireballs') (top)
- 05:01, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Text her. (top)
- 05:01, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Text her. (Created page with 'thinking of your girlfriend, you are reminded of your cellphone. you pull it out of the cargo pocket on your pants (seriously, dude?) to text her. *ATT *Sprint')
- 04:59, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Your girlfriend will be PISSED. leave. (Created page with 'goodcall, she's on the rag this week. *head back to that stupid sign where you woke up *text her. category: Love and fireballs') (top)
- 04:57, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Head back to the sign where you woke up. maybe hans and sklar or whoever will comeback. (Created page with 'you come back to the sign that welcomes you to arden, or wherever, and HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP A TALKING OWL. The owl greets you by name and compliments your shirt. *[[thank him po…')
- 04:55, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Walk away. but you know...look cool walking away. (Created page with 'you kind of slink away. not so much "cool" as, well, just "creepy". *head back to the sign where you woke up. maybe hans and sklar or whoever will comeback. *[[go to sleep. …')
- 04:51, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Sing 'pictures of you'. she'll know your deep 'cause you like the cure. (Created page with 'lookin' mellow, hands in pockets, like you don't see her, but juuuuust loud enough for her to hear. nice. she smiles at you. now what, cassanova? *[[smile and introduce yourself…') (top)
- 04:50, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Sweet. waterfalls are cool. (top)
- 04:49, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Sweet. waterfalls are cool. (Created page with 'what the eff? are you kidding? that chick is GORGEOUS. and she's on a freakin' triumph. killer bike. aw, crap, look cool look cool don't blow it... *[[sing 'pictures of you'. sh…')
- 04:46, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Might as well check out the waterfall (Created page with 'You decide to head toward that waterfall. though from here, the sound could just as well be an HVAC unit. Nope, it's a waterfall. *sweet. waterfalls are cool. …') (top)
- 04:43, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Sing a cure song. she looks like a cure fan. (top)
- 04:43, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Sing a cure song. she looks like a cure fan. (Created page with 'Dude, no one REALLY likes the cure anymore. but she is smiling. *sing louder, play it off as a joke *run away. don't let her see you cry; girls can smell fear')
- 04:41, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Follow the sound of a nearby waterfall (Created page with 'Dude, Sweet. a chick on a bike. by a frickin' waterfall. a ''hot'' chick. on a ''rad'' bike. *sing a cure song. she looks like a cure fan. *[[your girlfriend will be PISSED.…') (top)
- 04:38, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Run away. girls are scary (Created page with 'Seriously, this forest has to have a wise owl or something. or some kinda, like, magic or something. *click your heels together three times. *[[ look up to the treetops for …') (top)
- 04:35, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Just go to the damn waterfall (Created page with 'As you approach the waterfall, you see a pretty girl on a motorcycle. Damn... she's pretty. So... what do you do now? *start singing anything written by The Cure *[[run awa…') (top)
- 04:32, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Try the trail again (Created page with 'um, Hellooooo... we covered this. it's a CIRCLE. *just go to the damn waterfall *go to sleep. fucking dutch. category: love and fireballs') (top)
- 04:31, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Leave the forest to find the dutch guys (top)
- 04:30, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Leave the forest to find the dutch guys (Created page with 'You follow the trail, hoping to escape this crappy forest. Surprise, it loops back to the damn sign. Now what? *try the trail again *[[might as well check out the waterfall…')
- 04:27, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Go to sleep. fucking dutch. (Created page with 'You fall promptly to sleep. lazy jerk. see why we don't have nice things? SWEET DREAMS. category: Love and fireballs') (top)
- 04:26, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) N Love and fireballs (Created page with 'You wake up in a forest, near a sign reading "welcome to Arden". Man, those Dutch guys took your wallet. What do you do? *leave the forest to find the dutch guys *[[follow t…')
- 04:20, 18 February 2010 (hist) (diff) Main Page (→PG13 Stories)
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