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</td><td bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="8%"> Bandaged leg | </td><td bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="8%"> Bandaged leg | ||
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| - | <p><i>[[Pants]], [[hand-rake]], [[half bag of cabbages and winged | + | <p><i>[[Pants]], [[hand-rake]], [[half bag of cabbages and winged douchemonster]], [[pitchfork]]</i> |
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Current revision as of 22:27, 22 May 2010
You look into the bag to find a gremlin-like creature with wings staring up at you.
"Hey buddy," it says. Its voice is undoubtedly that of a douchebag. "Whatcha doin'? How's life treatin' yah?"
You recoil, startled.
"What's goin' on mah nigga? Suahhhhhhhhhhhp...! Shnigga-dee-do!"
You quickly close the bag, fearful of the creature.
Do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | Bandaged leg | Equipment:
Pants, hand-rake, half bag of cabbages and winged douchemonster, pitchfork |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $3.50 | |
| Blood | 11 pints | |
