Tell her you shot your partner

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Do you:
Do you:
*[[Tell her where you are and wait to be picked up]]
*[[Tell her where you are and wait to be picked up]]
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*[[Give her a bullshit address]]
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*[[NOW ask her what her name is]]
*[[Hang up on her]]
*[[Hang up on her]]
{{RampageTemplate|who=[[Robert Brady|Police Officer]]}}
{{RampageTemplate|who=[[Robert Brady|Police Officer]]}}
[[Category: Rampage]]
[[Category: Rampage]]

Revision as of 09:39, 22 January 2012

"I killed my partner," you say in a calm voice.

"I'm sorry...what did you just say," she responds with obvious confusion.

"Yeah," you reply, "I shot him several times...while I was totally banging this slutty MILF!"

She seems speechless for a moment, "Is, is this some kind of joke?!" she asks with outrage building up in her voice.

"No!" you assure her with confidence, "I'm being a 100% serious right now. I killed my partner while I was screwing some woman we pulled over only minutes ago."

"I...how..why?!" again she seem to be at a loss for words.

"I just thought it was so awesome, and I really wanted someone to know" you explain proudly.

"Officer," she finally says in a grave tone, "Where is your current location?"

Do you:

You are possessing:
Police Officer
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