ANH: Hyperdrive outa there

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Current revision as of 17:01, 2 December 2015

Luke and Chewy busy themselves learning on the fly how to operate the foreign vessel.

Chewy, the language expert, speed-reads online manuals, instructing Luke on the control sequences to initiate hyper-drive.

"Raaaaamaaraaaa?" Chewbacca asks.

"Fuck, where do you think we're going, Chewy? Sector four-three-six-nine-foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo-six-nine, of course. God!"

"Mraaaavaaaraaaa!!" Chewbacca roars.

"Okay, sorry, thought it would be obvious," Luke decides to diffuse the situation before Chewbacca separates his skull from his shoulders.

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Princess Leia Organa

Setting:
A New Hope

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 "Raaaaamaaraaaa?" Chewbacca asks.
-"Sector four-three-six-nine-foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo-six-nine, of course.  Fuck, where do you think we're going.  God!"
+"Fuck, where do you think we're going, Chewy?  Sector four-three-six-nine-foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo-six-nine, of course.    God!"
 "Mraaaavaaaraaaa!!" Chewbacca roars.
-"Okay, sorry, thought it would be obvious," look decides to diffuse the situation before Chewbacca separates his skull from his shoulders.
+"Okay, sorry, thought it would be obvious," Luke decides to diffuse the situation before Chewbacca separates his skull from his shoulders.
-*[[ANH: Find somewhere private to violate the ]]
+*[[ANH: Coax the Togruta girl from your bosom and sexually assault her in the cockpit]]
+*[[ANH: Find somewhere private to violate the Togruta girl]]
 *[[ANH: Gang-bang the Togruta girl]]
-*[[ANH: Have a fire fight from fighters issuing from other bays]]
+*[[ANH: Hold and pacify the traumatized Togruta teen]]
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 {{StarStatus|char=Princess Leia Organa |movie=A New Hope}}