Activate the cobra?
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{{TrailerStatus|Equipment=No robot cobra, and no pants|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}} | {{TrailerStatus|Equipment=No robot cobra, and no pants|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}} | ||
[[Category: Legend of the Trailer Park]] | [[Category: Legend of the Trailer Park]] | ||
Current revision as of 21:51, 14 December 2009
You whisper into a small pinhole on the top of the cobra's silvery head: "Awaken old friend!"
The cobra's ruby eyes come to life. The cobra speaks in a cybernetic voice: "Hello. It's been a long time."
Without another word the cobra slithers around the room, looking for an opening in the fake wood panelling. Upon finding a large crack, it slithers away, never to be seen again.
"Oh, great!" you yell. "Now what am I going to call the aliens with!"
Do you:
- Cry like a little bitch
- Put on a wizard hat and wet your pants
- throw wet toilet paper wads at the wall
| Status | ||
| Health | 100 | You have:
No robot cobra, and no pants |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
