Commit suicide by crashing the Volvo at its top speed

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you hit the accelerator and get up to 100 mph.
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you drive it into a telephone pole. the pole impacts the car and slices through it like butter. you lurch forward and smash through the windshield. you fly what seams like a mile and slide several yards across the concrete. just before you loose conciseness you lament your lack of wearing a seat-belt
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You hit the accelerator and get up to 100 mph.
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YOU ARE DEAD.
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You take off your seat belt and drive the car into a telephone pole. The car impacts against the pole, which slices through it as if it were butter. You lurch forward and smash through the windshield. You fly for what seems like a mile and slide several yards across the concrete.  As you lose consciousness, you realize you will never walk the streets of Manhattan again, alone or otherwise, but you don't really care.
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'''YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY DEAD. AND YOU ARE AN HERO.'''
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{{WEStatus|Equipment=''SMALL BACKPACK, TRAIL MIX, 3 ENERGY BARS, SM FLASHLIGHT,AA BATTERIES, BASEBALL BAT, VOLVO KEYS, PIECES OF VOLVO, DEAD BODY  ''|Health=0|Location=The Afterlife}}
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[[Category: World's End]]

Current revision as of 21:50, 14 January 2011

180px-Crushed_Saturn.jpg

You hit the accelerator and get up to 100 mph.

You take off your seat belt and drive the car into a telephone pole. The car impacts against the pole, which slices through it as if it were butter. You lurch forward and smash through the windshield. You fly for what seems like a mile and slide several yards across the concrete. As you lose consciousness, you realize you will never walk the streets of Manhattan again, alone or otherwise, but you don't really care.

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY DEAD. AND YOU ARE AN HERO.

World's End Status
Health 0 Equipment:

SMALL BACKPACK, TRAIL MIX, 3 ENERGY BARS, SM FLASHLIGHT,AA BATTERIES, BASEBALL BAT, VOLVO KEYS, PIECES OF VOLVO, DEAD BODY

Location The Afterlife
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