Pi Pi Pi/You walk to the dorm naked
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"Wait!" you say just as the Pi Pi Pi sister is about to leave the bathroom, "How am I supposed to get back to the dorm without any clothes? Nobody wants to help me get dressed!"
"Just walk back naked! There's no official dress code, so you can wear as little clothing as possible, even nothing!" she responded, in a manner that made it sound totally normal.
"What? Seriously?!" you asked, shocked.
"The university threw out all clothing regulations a few years ago after some Pi Pi Pi alumni threatened to pull donations after some of our sisters got in trouble for following our no underwear rules. Of course most people don't go naked, but it's totally allowed!" she said cheerfully as she left you alone naked in the bathroom.
You think about what you just learned, and to your surprise you actually consider walking back to your dorm, completely nude! At first you shrug it off, but then think about how difficult it would be to get clothes, and how close the dorms are from the Student Union. It would be quick, and it's not like you didn't just totally expose yourself to the whole Student Union without much of a care.
The more you think about it, the more reasonable walking back naked seems to you. With that, you walk out of the bathroom, through the Union, and out the doors into the warm sun.
"Damn, I could get used to this" you think to yourself as you casually stroll through campus buck naked. You notice some stares, but they don't bother you much. You arrive at the dorm hall, and as you walk in you are startled to see some families of other freshmen in the lobby, likely helping their son or daughter move in. They just look at you and your naked body with their jaws dropped, clearly not expecting anything like this. Not wanting to prolong the awkwardness, you pick up the pace to a brisk walk and take the elevator to your floor. You get to your room, which is unlocked by a numerical code, eliminating the inconvenience of a typical key. Feeling a bit worn out from the excitement of today, you decide to take a quick nap on your bed, to which you are awoken by....
Who is in your room when you wake up?
Your parents, who you didn't realize were still in town for a few days after helping you move in