Hide in a bush

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Realizing your dishabille, you spring into a nearby bush. In mid leap you realize that you are leaping into a horrible multifloral rose.  Although it has never born a flower, the shrubbery amply demonstrates Poison's famous lyrics. Every rose does indeed have its thorns, and this bush has more than its share.  The razor sharp points tear into your delicate flesh, but fortunately your blubbery hide and shaggy hair prevents contusion.
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*[[Continue to crouch in the shrub]]
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*[[Leap out of bush, screaming in agony]]
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{{TrailerStatus|Equipment=No pants|Health=90|MP=0|Level=1}}
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[[Category: Legend of the Trailer Park]]

Current revision as of 16:55, 30 March 2007

Realizing your dishabille, you spring into a nearby bush. In mid leap you realize that you are leaping into a horrible multifloral rose. Although it has never born a flower, the shrubbery amply demonstrates Poison's famous lyrics. Every rose does indeed have its thorns, and this bush has more than its share. The razor sharp points tear into your delicate flesh, but fortunately your blubbery hide and shaggy hair prevents contusion.

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Health 90 You have:

No pants

MP 0
Level 1
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