Tell her you shot your partner
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"I killed my partner," you say in a calm voice. | "I killed my partner," you say in a calm voice. | ||
| - | "I'm sorry... | + | "I'm sorry... What did you just say?" she responds with obvious confusion. |
| - | "Yeah," you reply | + | "Yeah," you reply. "I shot him several times... while I was totally banging this slutty MILF!" |
| - | She seems speechless for a moment | + | She seems speechless for a moment. "Is, is this some kind of joke?" she asks with outrage building up in her voice. |
| - | "No!" you assure her with confidence | + | "No!" you assure her with confidence. "I'm being a 100% serious right now. I killed my partner while I was screwing some woman we pulled over only minutes ago." |
| - | "I... | + | "I... How... Why?" Again she seem to be at a loss for words. |
| - | "I just thought it was so awesome, and I really wanted someone to know" you explain proudly. | + | "I just thought it was so awesome, and I really wanted someone to know," you explain proudly. |
| - | "Officer," she finally says in a grave tone, " | + | "Officer," she finally says in a grave tone, "what is your current location?" |
Do you: | Do you: | ||
Current revision as of 21:29, 22 January 2012
"I killed my partner," you say in a calm voice.
"I'm sorry... What did you just say?" she responds with obvious confusion.
"Yeah," you reply. "I shot him several times... while I was totally banging this slutty MILF!"
She seems speechless for a moment. "Is, is this some kind of joke?" she asks with outrage building up in her voice.
"No!" you assure her with confidence. "I'm being a 100% serious right now. I killed my partner while I was screwing some woman we pulled over only minutes ago."
"I... How... Why?" Again she seem to be at a loss for words.
"I just thought it was so awesome, and I really wanted someone to know," you explain proudly.
"Officer," she finally says in a grave tone, "what is your current location?"
Do you:
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