Y4H: Cross-examine Beane - Revision history

Alberich at 05:28, 9 June 2011

Alberich — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 05:28:27 GMT

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	'''Doc:''' So, Beane, what about that lock box?		'''Doc:''' So, Beane, what about that lock box?

-	'''Beane:''' It's in the playroom. We always keep it ~~lcoked~~.	+	'''Beane:''' It's in the playroom. We always keep it locked.

	'''Doc:''' And where was the key to that one?		'''Doc:''' And where was the key to that one?
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	'''Doc:''' Huh?		'''Doc:''' Huh?

-	'''Beane:''' Yeah, we used to do some pony play, like she's put the saddle on me and dig in the spurs. But my back started hurting and those things are sharp, so we kinda cut it out, and we just keep 'em in the playroom for ~~decor~~.	+	'''Beane:''' Yeah, we used to do some pony play, like she's put the saddle on me and dig in the spurs. But my back started hurting and those things are sharp, so we kinda cut it out, and we just keep 'em in the playroom for decoration.

	'''Doc:''' Why'd you super-glue the key to the spur?		'''Doc:''' Why'd you super-glue the key to the spur?
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	'''Doc:''' Okay...so what all was missing?		'''Doc:''' Okay...so what all was missing?

-	'''Beane:''' The little gold balls, the spur, the ~~little~~ key, and the beta tape.	+	'''Beane:''' The little gold balls, the spur with the key, and the beta tape.

	'''Doc:''' And when you all took the blindfolds off, was anybody wearing anything?		'''Doc:''' And when you all took the blindfolds off, was anybody wearing anything?
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	'''Doc:''' And people grabbed their clothes and went different ways?		'''Doc:''' And people grabbed their clothes and went different ways?

-	'''Beane:''' ~~Yeah~~.	+	'''Beane:''' Don't think they all got their clothes at once, 'cause I know I heard the shower going, but by the time the tape was missing, the guests were all gone and so were their clothes.
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		+	You know you stayed naked a while longer. And Whitley knows too, does she ever!

	'''Doc:''' So, was there any way anyone could've gotten that stuff out of the room at that time?		'''Doc:''' So, was there any way anyone could've gotten that stuff out of the room at that time?
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	'''Beane:''' Huh?		'''Beane:''' Huh?

-	'''Doc:''' I mean ~~liker~~ a masochist or a...a...monk doing mortification of the flesh, or, you know, a real king of pain. Couldn't he stick the spur up in his ass and take the cuts to smuggle it out?	+	'''Doc:''' I mean like a masochist or a...a...monk doing mortification of the flesh, or, you know, a real king of pain. Couldn't he stick the spur up in his ass and take the cuts to smuggle it out?

-	'''Beane:''' ~~Yeah,~~ I guess so, but if there's a order of monks that sticks spurs up their ass, the Catholic Church ~~is in~~ more ~~trouble~~ than we thought!	+	'''Beane:''' I guess so, but if there's an order of monks that sticks spurs up their ass, the Catholic Church has got more problems than we thought!

	There is a great deal more of this discussion - now you envy Doc his ability to sleep through testimony. But finally it seems to be winding down.		There is a great deal more of this discussion - now you envy Doc his ability to sleep through testimony. But finally it seems to be winding down.
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	'''Beane:''' After what that gal did to me with the dildo? I was!		'''Beane:''' After what that gal did to me with the dildo? I was!
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		+	Ah, Whitley. A lover like no other. And today, she is to be your savior!

	'''Doc:''' Anyone else?		'''Doc:''' Anyone else?

Alberich at 07:49, 6 June 2011

Alberich — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 07:49:40 GMT

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	This has been exhausting. But he looks at you and you whisper one last suggestion to him.		This has been exhausting. But he looks at you and you whisper one last suggestion to him.

-	[[Y4H: Ask about the blindfolds \| Ask about the blindfolds]]	+	*[[Y4H: Ask about the blindfolds \| Ask about the blindfolds]]
-	[[Y4H: Ask about the dog \| Ask about the dog]]	+	*[[Y4H: Ask about the dog \| Ask about the dog]]
-	[[Y4H: Oh, shut up, already! \| Oh, shut up already!]]	+	*[[Y4H: Oh, shut up, already! \| Oh, shut up already!]]

Alberich at 07:49, 6 June 2011

Alberich — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 07:49:07 GMT

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	''Okay, Doc, you genius, let's see you keep'' your ''flow unbroken.''		''Okay, Doc, you genius, let's see you keep'' your ''flow unbroken.''

-	Doc: So, Beane, what about that lock box?	+	'''Doc:''' So, Beane, what about that lock box?

-	Beane: It's in the playroom. We always keep it lcoked.	+	'''Beane:''' It's in the playroom. We always keep it lcoked.

-	Doc: And where was the key to that one?	+	'''Doc:''' And where was the key to that one?

-	Beane: It was super-glued to one of our spurs.	+	'''Beane:''' It was super-glued to one of our spurs.

-	Doc: Huh?	+	'''Doc:''' Huh?

-	Beane: Yeah, we used to do some pony play, like she's put the saddle on me and dig in the spurs. But my back started hurting and those things are sharp, so we kinda cut it out, and we just keep 'em in the playroom for decor.	+	'''Beane:''' Yeah, we used to do some pony play, like she's put the saddle on me and dig in the spurs. But my back started hurting and those things are sharp, so we kinda cut it out, and we just keep 'em in the playroom for decor.

-	Doc: Why'd you super-glue the key to the spur?	+	'''Doc:''' Why'd you super-glue the key to the spur?

-	Beane: It was pretty small and we kept losing it before. And that way she'd never be tempted to start using those spurs again.	+	'''Beane:''' It was pretty small and we kept losing it before. And that way she'd never be tempted to start using those spurs again.

-	Doc: So was the spur missing too?	+	'''Doc:''' So was the spur missing too?

-	Beane: You bet! That super glue is great stuff!	+	'''Beane:''' You bet! That super glue is great stuff!

-	Doc: Okay...so what all was missing?	+	'''Doc:''' Okay...so what all was missing?

-	Beane: The little gold balls, the spur, the little key, and the beta tape.	+	'''Beane:''' The little gold balls, the spur, the little key, and the beta tape.

-	Doc: And when you all took the blindfolds off, was anybody wearing anything?	+	'''Doc:''' And when you all took the blindfolds off, was anybody wearing anything?

-	Beane: Nope, we were all bare-bean-buck-naked.	+	'''Beane:''' Nope, we were all bare-bean-buck-naked.

-	Doc:	+	'''Doc:''' And did you all go out at once?

		+	'''Beane:''' Yep. Pretty much at once. No one stayed in there 'cause I locked the door after we were all out.

		+	'''Doc:''' And people grabbed their clothes and went different ways?

		+	'''Beane:''' Yeah.

		+	'''Doc:''' So, was there any way anyone could've gotten that stuff out of the room at that time?

		+	'''Beane:''' Nope.

		+	(he pauses)

		+	'''Beane:''' I mean, not unless somebody had it all stuck up his ass!

-	Doc: ~~Was anyone walking funny on the way out~~?	+	'''Doc:''' What do you mean?

-	Beane: ~~After what~~ that ~~gal did to me with the dildo?~~ I ~~was~~!	+	'''Beane:''' Well, that's plain stupid! I mean, you'd have to have a pair of ben-wa balls stuck right up in your ass! And a spur with a key, and a beta tape too!

-	Doc: ~~Anyone else~~?	+	'''Doc:''' Aren't those beta tapes pretty small?

-	Beane: ~~Didn~~'~~t notice~~.	+	'''Beane:''' Yeah, I guess so. They're before my time. That one was small.

-	~~This has been exhausting. But he looks at you and you whisper one last suggestion~~ to ~~him.~~	+	'''Doc:''' Small enough to grip between your buttocks?

		+	'''Beane:''' Well, yeah, I guess so, but look! You'd have to have that damn spur stuck in their behind it, and it would cut you up!
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		+	'''Doc:''' But couldn't a real stoic person, like an Army ranger doing an endurance test or something, take that pain in a good cause?
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		+	'''Beane:''' Huh?
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		+	'''Doc:''' I mean liker a masochist or a...a...monk doing mortification of the flesh, or, you know, a real king of pain. Couldn't he stick the spur up in his ass and take the cuts to smuggle it out?
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		+	'''Beane:''' Yeah, I guess so, but if there's a order of monks that sticks spurs up their ass, the Catholic Church is in more trouble than we thought!
		+
		+	There is a great deal more of this discussion - now you envy Doc his ability to sleep through testimony. But finally it seems to be winding down.
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		+	'''Doc:''' Was anyone walking funny on the way out?
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		+	'''Beane:''' After what that gal did to me with the dildo? I was!
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		+	'''Doc:''' Anyone else?
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		+	'''Beane:''' Didn't notice.
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		+	This has been exhausting. But he looks at you and you whisper one last suggestion to him.

	[[Y4H: Ask about the blindfolds \| Ask about the blindfolds]]		[[Y4H: Ask about the blindfolds \| Ask about the blindfolds]]
	[[Y4H: Ask about the dog \| Ask about the dog]]		[[Y4H: Ask about the dog \| Ask about the dog]]
-	[[Y4H: Oh, shut up, already \| Oh, shut up already]]	+	[[Y4H: Oh, shut up, already! \| Oh, shut up already!]]

Alberich at 07:38, 6 June 2011

Alberich — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 07:38:44 GMT

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	Doc: And where was the key to that one?		Doc: And where was the key to that one?

-		+	Beane: It was super-glued to one of our spurs.
		+
		+	Doc: Huh?
		+
		+	Beane: Yeah, we used to do some pony play, like she's put the saddle on me and dig in the spurs. But my back started hurting and those things are sharp, so we kinda cut it out, and we just keep 'em in the playroom for decor.
		+
		+	Doc: Why'd you super-glue the key to the spur?
		+
		+	Beane: It was pretty small and we kept losing it before. And that way she'd never be tempted to start using those spurs again.
		+
		+	Doc: So was the spur missing too?
		+
		+	Beane: You bet! That super glue is great stuff!
		+
		+	Doc: Okay...so what all was missing?
		+
		+	Beane: The little gold balls, the spur, the little key, and the beta tape.
		+
		+	Doc: And when you all took the blindfolds off, was anybody wearing anything?
		+
		+	Beane: Nope, we were all bare-bean-buck-naked.
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		+	Doc:
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		+	Doc: Was anyone walking funny on the way out?
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		+	Beane: After what that gal did to me with the dildo? I was!
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		+	Doc: Anyone else?
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		+	Beane: Didn't notice.
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		+	This has been exhausting. But he looks at you and you whisper one last suggestion to him.
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		+	[[Y4H: Ask about the blindfolds \| Ask about the blindfolds]]
		+	[[Y4H: Ask about the dog \| Ask about the dog]]
		+	[[Y4H: Oh, shut up, already \| Oh, shut up already]]

Alberich at 07:23, 6 June 2011

Alberich — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 07:23:54 GMT

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		+	''Okay, Doc, you genius, let's see you keep'' your ''flow unbroken.''
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		+	Doc: So, Beane, what about that lock box?
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		+	Beane: It's in the playroom. We always keep it lcoked.
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		+	Doc: And where was the key to that one?
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