Sir Schadenfreude: Created page with 'You reach into the Big Cheese's pockets and are astonished to find not one, but two satchels full of gold coins. Unfortunately, the man in the cheese costume notices your probing…'

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You reach into the Big Cheese's pockets and are astonished to find not one, but two satchels full of gold coins. Unfortunately, the man in the cheese costume notices your probing fingers on his upper-thigh and proceeds to grab your throat in a steely grasp. As your vision loses focus and your consciousness begins to drift away, you see yourself to have two options.

Do you:
*[[Attempt to break your foot all up in his ass and break free from the wrath of the cheese]]
*[[Give in to the sweet release of death]]

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Sir Schadenfreude: Created page with 'You reach into the Big Cheese's pockets and are astonished to find not one, but two satchels full of gold coins. Unfortunately, the man in the cheese costume notices your probing…'