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Platypus at 18:48, 26 December 2013

Platypus — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 18:48:52 GMT

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-	~~"Ha!"~~ you ~~snort. "That dumb circle doesn't lead anywhere." You grab a ruler from the desk and give~~ the circle ~~a sharp poke~~. Nothing happens.	+	Cautiously, you poke the circle. Nothing happens.

-	"~~Hrrumph!" says the secretary. "I was going to have fun dropping this on you~~, ~~too~~.~~" He types in a computer command and you look up to see a guillotine in the ceiling~~. ~~You jump back quickly as the blade falls, missing you but slicing 10 centimeters neatly off the end of the ruler~~.	+	"Hey, what...?"

-	The ~~blade of the guillotine smacks into the floor~~ and ~~breaks apart. As you dodge, you instinctively catch one of the sharp metal fragments. It's about the size of a dagger~~.	+	The secretary gets up abruptly and shakes your hand.

-	~~[[Kill~~ the ~~secretary with your improvised weapon]]~~	+	"Congratulations," he says warmly. "You've passed the test. Now, go outside and follow the yellow brick road to the Portal Crossing. Hop into a portal there. The white one goes to the Arctic, and the yellow one goes to Hawaii. Both places are in desperate need of soldiers like you."

-	~~[[Ask what happens now~~ that ~~you~~'~~ve passed~~ the ~~test~~]]	+	You go outside and follow the road to Portal Crossing.
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		+	You can tell that this time, there's no trick. Two glowing orbs, white and yellow, are floating mysteriously above the ending in the road.
		+
		+	[[Jump into the white portal]]
		+
		+	[[Jump into the yellow portal]]

	[[Category: Humanity]]		[[Category: Humanity]]

Platypus at 18:47, 26 December 2013

Platypus — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 18:47:54 GMT

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-	~~You get out of bed and poke it with a knife~~. ~~It screams in pain~~ "~~DAMN YOU~~." ~~It walks into~~ the ~~light~~ and ~~to your surprise, it's~~ a ~~dwarf!~~	+	"Ha!" you snort. "That dumb circle doesn't lead anywhere." You grab a ruler from the desk and give the circle a sharp poke. Nothing happens.

-	~~• [[KILL IT]]~~	+	"Hrrumph!" says the secretary. "I was going to have fun dropping this on you, too." He types in a computer command and you look up to see a guillotine in the ceiling. You jump back quickly as the blade falls, missing you but slicing 10 centimeters neatly off the end of the ruler.

-	~~• [[KILL IT AND EAT IT]]~~	+	The blade of the guillotine smacks into the floor and breaks apart. As you dodge, you instinctively catch one of the sharp metal fragments. It's about the size of a dagger.

-	• [[~~EAT IT ALIVE~~]]	+	[[Kill the secretary with your improvised weapon]]
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		+	[[Ask what happens now that you've passed the test]]
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		+	[[Category: Humanity]]

Goldenapplebutt at 17:12, 26 December 2013

Goldenapplebutt — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 17:12:26 GMT

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-	'~~''Bold text''' hi~~	+	You get out of bed and poke it with a knife. It screams in pain "DAMN YOU." It walks into the light and to your surprise, it's a dwarf!
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		+	• [[KILL IT]]
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		+	• [[KILL IT AND EAT IT]]
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		+	• [[EAT IT ALIVE]]

Goldenapplebutt: Replaced content with ''''Bold text''' hi'

Goldenapplebutt — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 17:08:10 GMT

Replaced content with ''''Bold text''' hi'

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-	~~Cautiously, you poke the circle. Nothing happens.~~	+	'''Bold text''' hi
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-	~~"Hey, what...?"~~	+
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-	~~The secretary gets up abruptly and shakes your hand.~~	+
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-	~~"Congratulations," he says warmly. "You~~'ve passed the test. Now, go outside and follow the yellow brick road to the Portal Crossing. Hop into a portal there. The white one goes to the Arctic, and the yellow one goes to Hawaii. Both places are in desperate need of soldiers like you."	+
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-	~~You go outside and follow the road to Portal Crossing.~~	+
-		+
-	~~You can tell that this time, there~~'~~s no trick. Two glowing orbs, white and yellow, are floating mysteriously above the ending in the road.~~	+
-		+
-	~~[[Jump into the white portal]]~~	+
-		+
-	~~[[Jump into the yellow portal]]~~	+
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-	~~[[Category: Humanity]]~~	+

WinthropthePug at 18:19, 17 March 2011

WinthropthePug — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:19:35 GMT

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	[[Jump into the yellow portal]]		[[Jump into the yellow portal]]
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		+	[[Category: Humanity]]

WinthropthePug at 18:11, 17 March 2011

WinthropthePug — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:11:06 GMT

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-	~~"Ha!"~~ you ~~snort. "That dumb circle doesn't lead anywhere." You grab a ruler from the desk and give~~ the circle ~~a sharp poke~~. Nothing happens.	+	Cautiously, you poke the circle. Nothing happens.

-	"~~Hrrumph!" says the secretary. "I was going to have fun dropping this on you~~, ~~too~~.~~" He types in a computer command and you look up to see a guillotine in the ceiling~~. ~~You jump back quickly as the blade falls, missing you but slicing 10 centimeters neatly off the end of the ruler~~.	+	"Hey, what...?"

-	The ~~blade of the guillotine smacks into the floor~~ and ~~breaks apart. As you dodge, you instinctively catch one of the sharp metal fragments. It's about the size of a dagger~~.	+	The secretary gets up abruptly and shakes your hand.

-	~~[[Kill~~ the ~~secretary with your improvised weapon]]~~	+	"Congratulations," he says warmly. "You've passed the test. Now, go outside and follow the yellow brick road to the Portal Crossing. Hop into a portal there. The white one goes to the Arctic, and the yellow one goes to Hawaii. Both places are in desperate need of soldiers like you."

-	~~[[Ask what happens now that you've passed~~ the ~~test]]~~	+	You go outside and follow the road to Portal Crossing.

-	[[~~Category: Humanity~~]]	+	You can tell that this time, there's no trick. Two glowing orbs, white and yellow, are floating mysteriously above the ending in the road.
		+
		+	[[Jump into the white portal]]
		+
		+	[[Jump into the yellow portal]]

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"Ha!" you snort. "That dumb circle doesn't lead anywhere." You grab a ruler from the desk and give the circle a sharp poke. Nothing happens.

"Hrrumph!" says the secretary. "I was going to have fun dropping this on you, too." He types in a computer command and you look up to see a guillotine in the ceiling. You jump back quickly as the blade falls, missing you but slicing 10 centimeters neatly off the end of the ruler.

The blade of the guillotine smacks into the floor and breaks apart. As you dodge, you instinctively catch one of the sharp metal fragments. It's about the size of a dagger.

[[Kill the secretary with your improvised weapon]]

[[Ask what happens now that you've passed the test]]

[[Category: Humanity]]