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You do the smart thing and go back into your room. You pack clothes, bottles of water, a few Lunchables, and your cell phone into your solar powered backpack. You also take your wallet containing an I.D., $200, and a 3-year old condom. You stare at that condom and faintly remember that one time you almost got laid. You then realize your calling in life. You want to be a man-whore! You know what to do with your life, but how do you escape this prison?

[[Steal your parents' Ferrari]]

[[Ride your pet dinosaur]]

[[Walk out the front door like a sane person]]

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TyCampbellSoup: Created page with 'You do the smart thing and go back into your room. You pack clothes, bottles of water, a few Lunchables, and your cell phone into your solar powered backpack. You also take your …'