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Roommate: "Yeah, sure. It'd be nice to see my babe again..."

Your roommate takes a photo of his chainsaw off the wall, and kisses it dearly. You think to yourself:

Piggy: "What a freak..."

After about a week of looking around, you've devised a plan.

Piggy: "Right, since I was lucky enough to get to a regular prison, the security is not exactly high class."

You point at your cell block on the prison map.

Piggy: "This is our cell block. It's connected to other blocks via the air vents. The origin of the air vents is at the end of this hallway here. First, we have to stun the guards after the lunch break, using my secret weapon. We can open the screws on the air vents using the chisel you've hidden in your sheets. Then we'll progress as far as we can through the vents, and puncture the pipe with your chisel. There's a helicopter pad on the roof, we can fly to safety using that."

Roommate: "I can even fly a helicopter! I was in the air force back in my days."

Piggy: "Excellent. We'll start tomorrow."

The next day, during lunch hour, you prepare yourself by drinking several cans of "Carbon Dioxide Crap".

Roommate: "Why are you drinking that carbon dioxide crap?"

Piggy: "That's part of my secret weapon. I have a very invasive burp."

Roommate: "Oh, hell. I seriously doubt that this will work."

Piggy: "Don't worry, if this doesn't work, to the guards it will just look like I burped."

After the lunch hour is finished, you are escorted back into your cells. Your cell is right at the end of the corridor, so you burp loudly right in front of it. The guard collapses from the smell, unable to even make an alert. With not much noise you rush off to the vent before anyone notices. Your roommate has to hold his nose, but manages to unscrew the grill. You then proceed according to the plan, and bust through the vent onto the roof. At this point the guards have been alerted, but by the time they reach the roof, you've already left off. One of the guards tries shooting you down.

Other guard: "No, no! The helicopter is worth much more than those two."

You fly over the prison walls, and above a forest.

Roommate: "And now to get rid of excess weight!"

Piggy: "Wait, what!?"

Your roommate then throws you out the helicopter.

You fall:
*[[Piggy's Day/Into a bouncy castle]]
*[[Piggy's Day/On top of a flying bird]]

[[Category:Piggy's Day]]

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-	Roommate: "Yeah, sure. It'd be nice to see my babe again..."	+	'''Roommate:''' "Yeah, sure. It'd be nice to see my babe again..."

	Your roommate takes a photo of his chainsaw off the wall, and kisses it dearly. You think to yourself:		Your roommate takes a photo of his chainsaw off the wall, and kisses it dearly. You think to yourself:

-	Piggy: "What a freak..."	+	'''Piggy:''' "What a freak..."

	After about a week of looking around, you've devised a plan.		After about a week of looking around, you've devised a plan.

-	Piggy: "Right, since I was lucky enough to get to a regular prison, the security is not exactly high class."	+	'''Piggy:''' "Right, since I was lucky enough to get to a regular prison, the security is not exactly high class."

	You point at your cell block on the prison map.		You point at your cell block on the prison map.

-	Piggy: "This is our cell block. It's connected to other blocks via the air vents. The origin of the air vents is at the end of this hallway here. First, we have to stun the guards after the lunch break, using my secret weapon. We can open the screws on the air vents using the chisel you've hidden in your sheets. Then we'll progress as far as we can through the vents, and puncture the pipe with your chisel. There's a helicopter pad on the roof, we can fly to safety using that."	+	'''Piggy:''' "This is our cell block. It's connected to other blocks via the air vents. The origin of the air vents is at the end of this hallway here. First, we have to stun the guards after the lunch break, using my secret weapon. We can open the screws on the air vents using the chisel you've hidden in your sheets. Then we'll progress as far as we can through the vents, and puncture the pipe with your chisel. There's a helicopter pad on the roof, we can fly to safety using that."

-	Roommate: "I can even fly a helicopter! I was in the air force back in my days."	+	'''Roommate:''' "I can even fly a helicopter! I was in the air force back in my days."

-	Piggy: "Excellent. We'll start tomorrow."	+	'''Piggy:''' "Excellent. We'll start tomorrow."

	The next day, during lunch hour, you prepare yourself by drinking several cans of "Carbon Dioxide Crap".		The next day, during lunch hour, you prepare yourself by drinking several cans of "Carbon Dioxide Crap".

-	Roommate: "Why are you drinking that carbon dioxide crap?"	+	'''Roommate:''' "Why are you drinking that carbon dioxide crap?"

-	Piggy: "That's part of my secret weapon. I have a very invasive burp."	+	'''Piggy:''' "That's part of my secret weapon. I have a very invasive burp."

-	Roommate: "Oh, hell. I seriously doubt that this will work."	+	'''Roommate:''' "Oh, hell. I seriously doubt that this will work."

-	Piggy: "Don't worry, if this doesn't work, to the guards it will just look like I burped."	+	'''Piggy:''' "Don't worry, if this doesn't work, to the guards it will just look like I burped."

	After the lunch hour is finished, you are escorted back into your cells. Your cell is right at the end of the corridor, so you burp loudly right in front of it. The guard collapses from the smell, unable to even make an alert. With not much noise you rush off to the vent before anyone notices. Your roommate has to hold his nose, but manages to unscrew the grill. You then proceed according to the plan, and bust through the vent onto the roof. At this point the guards have been alerted, but by the time they reach the roof, you've already left off. One of the guards tries shooting you down.		After the lunch hour is finished, you are escorted back into your cells. Your cell is right at the end of the corridor, so you burp loudly right in front of it. The guard collapses from the smell, unable to even make an alert. With not much noise you rush off to the vent before anyone notices. Your roommate has to hold his nose, but manages to unscrew the grill. You then proceed according to the plan, and bust through the vent onto the roof. At this point the guards have been alerted, but by the time they reach the roof, you've already left off. One of the guards tries shooting you down.

-	Other guard: "No, no! The helicopter is worth much more than those two."	+	'''Other guard:''' "No, no! The helicopter is worth much more than those two."

	You fly over the prison walls, and above a forest.		You fly over the prison walls, and above a forest.

-	Roommate: "And now to get rid of excess weight!"	+	'''Roommate:''' "And now to get rid of excess weight!"

-	Piggy: "Wait, what!?"	+	'''Piggy:''' "Wait, what!?"

	Your roommate then throws you out the helicopter.		Your roommate then throws you out the helicopter.

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Hodari at 17:50, 27 March 2016

Hodari: Created page with 'Roommate: "Yeah, sure. It'd be nice to see my babe again..." Your roommate takes a photo of his chainsaw off the wall, and kisses it dearly. You think to yourself: Piggy: "What…'