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The device is shaped like a small fist with an extended thumb. Various lights along its "knuckles" are currently blinking wildly, indicating a spaceship in the vicinity (not that ''you'' know what they indicate, but still, that is what they're indicating). It has two small buttons, a red one labeled "Call Engineer" and a green one labeled "Hitchhike." It bears a small label which reads "Another fine product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation." Affixed to the Thumb is a lifetime guarantee.

Do you:
*[[Press the green Hitchhike button]]
*[[Press the red Call Engineer button]]
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea, relaxed muscles, due to having drunk much beer}}
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]

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