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OminousFlare at 09:27, 23 October 2017

OminousFlare — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 09:27:17 GMT

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-	~~The~~ latest Marvel movie ~~is in theaters at last. Spider-Man~~: ~~Homecoming~~.~~.. yay... But honestly, who gives a flying fuck. Peter Parker is back in high school again,~~ and the ~~plotline has once again been reset~~ to ~~Square One. Booooring. You've already seen enough of high school Peter in both of~~ the ~~Spider-Man franchise and have gotten tired of it~~. You ~~want to see the rest of the comics they haven't adapted, the numerous excellent titles that have never made~~ it ~~onto the screen like that one gritty Jean DeWolff crime noir storyline or "Kraven's Last Hunt". You were also disappointed by his Civil War appearance~~, not because he had little screentime - that was understandable - but because he had this inane hero-worship for Tony Stark when his true hero in the comics was ol' Cap. He should've been Team Cap like in the comics. Worshiping that giant ego of a prick made no sense for the humble Peter Parker who always had a strong sense of moral value like Steve Rogers himself.	+	At the cinema, you overhear discussions of the latest Marvel movie, Thor: Ragnarok. You are intrigued and stick around the conversation, to which only attracts suspicious looks from the people talking. You play it off cool and walk away, your face blushing hot.

-	As a ~~matter of fact~~, you'~~ve gotten bored of Marvel movies in general. They are beginning~~ to ~~be repetitive and recycle plotlines from earlier MCU entries. But that~~'s ~~just~~ the ~~way it~~ is ~~with mainstream movies, hyped up merchandises factory~~-~~produced for the public without much substance. No wonder~~ you ~~rarely go to~~ the ~~cinemas anymore~~.	+	At the entrance, a few posters are on display, including one with Chris Hemsworth showing off his biceps. The one you're looking for, however, is not there - the highly-anticipated sequel to Drew Goddard's "The Cabin in the Woods". You know the movie is out - you've even double-checked its release date, after all, despite avoiding all the trailers. But of course its poster wouldn't be displayed out front. The first movie wasn't exactly some big time blockbuster hit after all, despite the favorable reviews and cult following. That's just fine with you, however. Being excited for a relatively obscure release makes you feel special. You smile with glee as you recall all the mentioning of an even bigger twist in the sequel this time from that movie message-board you are following. You wonder to yourself how they could top the first movie and what kind of meta-humor would be around this time.
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-	But ~~that~~'~~s not why you are here anyway. You walk up to a huge poster plastered on a pillar~~. The ~~poster uses a "cracked mirror" effect~~, ~~where multiple scenes are featured between each crack~~. ~~One of them shows Daniel Kaluuya~~, ~~that guy from (appropriately enough) "Black Mirror" standing next to some hot white chick you get a hard-on~~ for~~, while another has~~ a ~~masked figure donning an iron helmet~~. In the ~~bottom right-hand corner,~~ the ~~title reads, "'''GET OUT'''" in bold white font. Now~~ this ~~is a~~ movie you ~~could get behind~~. You~~'ve heard great things about~~ how ~~it stands out from~~ the ~~myriad cliche horror movies out there, how it subverts the audience's expectations. Better than some predictable superhero~~ movie ~~about some naive do~~-~~gooder saving the day once again~~.	+

	As you step towards the box office, however, a strange old geezer tips his fedora at you and proceeds to pull something from his pocket. Your heart skips a beat for a moment, worried that he might be some psychopath trying to shoot you, but your anxiety is relieved and replaced with curiosity when you see a piece of paper in his hand - a golden ticket to be exact.		As you step towards the box office, however, a strange old geezer tips his fedora at you and proceeds to pull something from his pocket. Your heart skips a beat for a moment, worried that he might be some psychopath trying to shoot you, but your anxiety is relieved and replaced with curiosity when you see a piece of paper in his hand - a golden ticket to be exact.

OminousFlare at 05:56, 23 October 2017

OminousFlare — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 05:56:11 GMT

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	As a matter of fact, you've gotten bored of Marvel movies in general. They are beginning to be repetitive and recycle plotlines from earlier MCU entries. But that's just the way it is with mainstream movies, hyped up merchandises factory-produced for the public without much substance. No wonder you rarely go to the cinemas anymore.		As a matter of fact, you've gotten bored of Marvel movies in general. They are beginning to be repetitive and recycle plotlines from earlier MCU entries. But that's just the way it is with mainstream movies, hyped up merchandises factory-produced for the public without much substance. No wonder you rarely go to the cinemas anymore.

-	But that's not why you are here anyway. You walk up to a huge poster plastered on a pillar. The poster uses a "cracked mirror" effect, where multiple scenes are featured between each crack. One of them shows Daniel Kaluuya, that guy from (appropriately enough) "Black Mirror" standing next to some hot white chick you get a hard-on for, while another has a masked figure donning an iron helmet. In the bottom right-hand corner, the title reads, "GET OUT" in ~~capital letters~~. Now this is a movie you ~~would want to watch~~. You've heard great things about how it stands out from the myriad cliche horror movies out there, how it subverts the audience's expectations. Better than some predictable superhero movie about some naive do-gooder saving the day once again.	+	But that's not why you are here anyway. You walk up to a huge poster plastered on a pillar. The poster uses a "cracked mirror" effect, where multiple scenes are featured between each crack. One of them shows Daniel Kaluuya, that guy from (appropriately enough) "Black Mirror" standing next to some hot white chick you get a hard-on for, while another has a masked figure donning an iron helmet. In the bottom right-hand corner, the title reads, "'''GET OUT'''" in bold white font. Now this is a movie you could get behind. You've heard great things about how it stands out from the myriad cliche horror movies out there, how it subverts the audience's expectations. Better than some predictable superhero movie about some naive do-gooder saving the day once again.

	As you step towards the box office, however, a strange old geezer tips his fedora at you and proceeds to pull something from his pocket. Your heart skips a beat for a moment, worried that he might be some psychopath trying to shoot you, but your anxiety is relieved and replaced with curiosity when you see a piece of paper in his hand - a golden ticket to be exact.		As you step towards the box office, however, a strange old geezer tips his fedora at you and proceeds to pull something from his pocket. Your heart skips a beat for a moment, worried that he might be some psychopath trying to shoot you, but your anxiety is relieved and replaced with curiosity when you see a piece of paper in his hand - a golden ticket to be exact.

OminousFlare at 05:54, 23 October 2017

OminousFlare — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 05:54:24 GMT

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	The latest Marvel movie is in theaters at last. Spider-Man: Homecoming... yay... But honestly, who gives a flying fuck. Peter Parker is back in high school again, and the plotline has once again been reset to Square One. Booooring. You've already seen enough of high school Peter in both of the Spider-Man franchise and have gotten tired of it. You want to see the rest of the comics they haven't adapted, the numerous excellent titles that have never made it onto the screen like that one gritty Jean DeWolff crime noir storyline or "Kraven's Last Hunt". You were also disappointed by his Civil War appearance, not because he had little screentime - that was understandable - but because he had this inane hero-worship for Tony Stark when his true hero in the comics was ol' Cap. He should've been Team Cap like in the comics. Worshiping that giant ego of a prick made no sense for the humble Peter Parker who always had a strong sense of moral value like Steve Rogers himself.		The latest Marvel movie is in theaters at last. Spider-Man: Homecoming... yay... But honestly, who gives a flying fuck. Peter Parker is back in high school again, and the plotline has once again been reset to Square One. Booooring. You've already seen enough of high school Peter in both of the Spider-Man franchise and have gotten tired of it. You want to see the rest of the comics they haven't adapted, the numerous excellent titles that have never made it onto the screen like that one gritty Jean DeWolff crime noir storyline or "Kraven's Last Hunt". You were also disappointed by his Civil War appearance, not because he had little screentime - that was understandable - but because he had this inane hero-worship for Tony Stark when his true hero in the comics was ol' Cap. He should've been Team Cap like in the comics. Worshiping that giant ego of a prick made no sense for the humble Peter Parker who always had a strong sense of moral value like Steve Rogers himself.

-	As a matter of fact, you've gotten bored of Marvel movies in general. But that's just the way it is with mainstream movies, hyped up merchandises factory-produced for the public without much substance. No wonder you rarely go to the cinemas anymore.	+	As a matter of fact, you've gotten bored of Marvel movies in general. They are beginning to be repetitive and recycle plotlines from earlier MCU entries. But that's just the way it is with mainstream movies, hyped up merchandises factory-produced for the public without much substance. No wonder you rarely go to the cinemas anymore.

-	But ~~since~~ you are here ~~already~~, you ~~might as well pick something~~ to watch. You ~~still have four to five hours to kill~~. As you step towards the box office, however, a strange old geezer tips his fedora at you and proceeds to pull something from his pocket. Your heart skips a beat for a moment, worried that he might be some psychopath trying to shoot you, but your anxiety is relieved and replaced with curiosity when you see a piece of paper in his hand - a golden ticket to be exact.	+	But that's not why you are here anyway. You walk up to a huge poster plastered on a pillar. The poster uses a "cracked mirror" effect, where multiple scenes are featured between each crack. One of them shows Daniel Kaluuya, that guy from (appropriately enough) "Black Mirror" standing next to some hot white chick you get a hard-on for, while another has a masked figure donning an iron helmet. In the bottom right-hand corner, the title reads, "GET OUT" in capital letters. Now this is a movie you would want to watch. You've heard great things about how it stands out from the myriad cliche horror movies out there, how it subverts the audience's expectations. Better than some predictable superhero movie about some naive do-gooder saving the day once again.
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		+	As you step towards the box office, however, a strange old geezer tips his fedora at you and proceeds to pull something from his pocket. Your heart skips a beat for a moment, worried that he might be some psychopath trying to shoot you, but your anxiety is relieved and replaced with curiosity when you see a piece of paper in his hand - a golden ticket to be exact.

	"Interested in going to the movies, sonny?" the wrinkled man asks as he hands you the ticket. "Then you won't want to miss out on this."		"Interested in going to the movies, sonny?" the wrinkled man asks as he hands you the ticket. "Then you won't want to miss out on this."

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The latest Marvel movie is in theaters at last. Spider-Man: Homecoming... yay... But honestly, who gives a flying fuck. Peter Parker is back in high school again, and the plotline has once again been reset to Square One. Booooring. You've already seen enough of high school Peter in both of the Spider-Man franchise and have gotten tired of it. You want to see the rest of the comics they haven't adapted, the numerous excellent titles that have never made it onto the screen like that one gritty Jean DeWolff crime noir storyline or "Kraven's Last Hunt". You were also disappointed by his Civil War appearance, not because he had little screentime - that was understandable - but because he had this inane hero-worship for Tony Stark when his true hero in the comics was ol' Cap. He should've been Team Cap like in the comics. Worshiping that giant ego of a prick made no sense for the humble Peter Parker who always had a strong sense of moral value like Steve Rogers himself.

As a matter of fact, you've gotten bored of Marvel movies in general. But that's just the way it is with mainstream movies, hyped up merchandises factory-produced for the public without much substance. No wonder you rarely go to the cinemas anymore.

But since you are here already, you might as well pick something to watch. You still have four to five hours to kill. As you step towards the box office, however, a strange old geezer tips his fedora at you and proceeds to pull something from his pocket. Your heart skips a beat for a moment, worried that he might be some psychopath trying to shoot you, but your anxiety is relieved and replaced with curiosity when you see a piece of paper in his hand - a golden ticket to be exact.

"Interested in going to the movies, sonny?" the wrinkled man asks as he hands you the ticket. "Then you won't want to miss out on this."

It must be some promotional event, you think to yourself. You didn't know there's another Willy Wonka movie out already. You weren't impressed by the remake, but it's not like there's a proper adaptation of the amazing Roald Dahl book anyway. However, you have a gut feeling that the ticket is something special - or at least that's what you want to feel to make the day much less boring than it already is. Maybe you'll win a prize or something at least.

What shall you do?
*[[Golden Ticket | Take the ticket]]
*[[Refuse the Ticket | Be a normie and refuse the pervert]]

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