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		<title>Midlife Crisis - Revision history</title>
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			<title>Platypus at 06:15, 12 April 2013</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 06:15:27 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Platypus</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Dudesmccool at 19:32, 10 April 2013</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:32:27 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Dudesmccool</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Dudesmccool at 19:26, 10 April 2013</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:26:59 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Dudesmccool</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Platypus at 03:19, 3 February 2008</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:19:30 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Platypus</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Mystery Ben at 02:40, 3 February 2008</title>
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		&lt;tr valign='top'&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;←Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 02:40, 3 February 2008&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;/tr&gt;
		&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;7:30&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;7:30&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;why &lt;/del&gt;did I set my alarm for 7:30&amp;quot; you ask yourself &amp;quot;was it a drunken bet?! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;...is that what I've sunk to?!&amp;quot; you ponder. &amp;quot;getting drunk by myself, and betting or daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;what &lt;/ins&gt;did I set my alarm for 7:30 &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;for?&lt;/ins&gt;&amp;quot; you ask yourself &amp;quot;was it a drunken bet?! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;...is that what I've sunk to?!&amp;quot; you ponder. &amp;quot;getting drunk by myself, and betting or daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do you:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do you:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:40:49 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mystery Ben</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Mystery Ben at 02:40, 3 February 2008</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/?title=Midlife_Crisis&amp;diff=27170&amp;oldid=prev</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

		&lt;table style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;
		&lt;col class='diff-marker' /&gt;
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		&lt;tr valign='top'&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;←Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 02:40, 3 February 2008&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;/tr&gt;
		&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;7:30 - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&lt;/ins&gt;7:30&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; &lt;/ins&gt;- your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;why did I set my alarm for 7:30&amp;quot; you ask yourself &amp;quot;was it a drunken bet?! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;...is that what I've sunk to?!&amp;quot; you ponder. &amp;quot;getting drunk by myself, and betting or daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;why did I set my alarm for 7:30&amp;quot; you ask yourself &amp;quot;was it a drunken bet?! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;...is that what I've sunk to?!&amp;quot; you ponder. &amp;quot;getting drunk by myself, and betting or daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;!-- diff generator: internal 2026-09-26 05:44:41 --&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:40:11 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mystery Ben</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Mystery Ben at 02:39, 3 February 2008</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/?title=Midlife_Crisis&amp;diff=27169&amp;oldid=prev</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

		&lt;table style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;
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		&lt;tr valign='top'&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;←Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 02:39, 3 February 2008&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;/tr&gt;
		&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;7:30 - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;7:30 - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;why did I set my alarm for 7:30&amp;quot; you ask yourself &amp;quot;was it a drunken bet?! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;is that what I've sunk to?!&amp;quot; you ponder. &amp;quot;getting drunk by myself, and betting or daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;why did I set my alarm for 7:30&amp;quot; you ask yourself &amp;quot;was it a drunken bet?! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;...&lt;/ins&gt;is that what I've sunk to?!&amp;quot; you ponder. &amp;quot;getting drunk by myself, and betting or daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do you:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do you:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;/table&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:39:34 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mystery Ben</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Mystery Ben at 02:39, 3 February 2008</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/?title=Midlife_Crisis&amp;diff=27168&amp;oldid=prev</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

		&lt;table style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;
		&lt;col class='diff-marker' /&gt;
		&lt;col class='diff-content' /&gt;
		&lt;col class='diff-marker' /&gt;
		&lt;col class='diff-content' /&gt;
		&lt;tr valign='top'&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;←Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 02:39, 3 February 2008&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;/tr&gt;
		&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;7:30 - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;7:30 - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;you &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;think to &lt;/del&gt;yourself that &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;maybe you shouldn&lt;/del&gt;'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;t set your alarm for thirty minutes after your supposed &lt;/del&gt;to &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;be at work&lt;/del&gt;, and &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;then drearly get out of bed and head downstairs&lt;/del&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;why did I set my alarm for 7:30&amp;quot; &lt;/ins&gt;you &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;ask &lt;/ins&gt;yourself &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;was it a drunken bet?! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;is &lt;/ins&gt;that &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;what I&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;ve sunk &lt;/ins&gt;to&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;?!&amp;quot; you ponder. &amp;quot;getting drunk by myself&lt;/ins&gt;, and &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;betting or daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!&amp;quot;&lt;/ins&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do you:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do you:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 7:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 7:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[call in sick and watch a bit of Homes under the Hammer on BBC2]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[call in sick and watch a bit of Homes under the Hammer on BBC2]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[do a dance]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[do a dance]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{Status|Equipment=''&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;night cap, slippers&lt;/del&gt;''|Health=100|MP=#|Level=#}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{Status|Equipment=''&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;none&lt;/ins&gt;''|Health=100|MP=#|Level=#}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Category: Midlife crisis]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Category: Midlife crisis]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:39:05 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mystery Ben</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Mystery Ben at 02:34, 3 February 2008</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/?title=Midlife_Crisis&amp;diff=27167&amp;oldid=prev</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;←Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 02:34, 3 February 2008&lt;/td&gt;
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		&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;7:30 - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;7:30 - your late for work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;you think to yourself that maybe you shouldn't set your alarm for thirty minutes after your supposed to be at work, and then drearly get out of bed.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;you think to yourself that maybe you shouldn't set your alarm for thirty minutes after your supposed to be at work, and then drearly get out of bed &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;and head downstairs&lt;/ins&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:34:23 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mystery Ben</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Mystery Ben at 02:33, 3 February 2008</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&lt;/ins&gt;BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; &lt;/ins&gt;goes the sound of your alarm.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;you think to yourself that maybe you shouldn't set your alarm for thirty minutes after your supposed to be at work, and then drearly get out of bed.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;you think to yourself that maybe you shouldn't set your alarm for thirty minutes after your supposed to be at work, and then drearly get out of bed.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:33:51 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mystery Ben</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Create_Your_Own_Story/Talk:Midlife_Crisis</comments>		</item>
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