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Created page with 'While you're having breakfast, your sister drops a baby octopus on your head. It wraps its tentacles around your head and grips you so tightly it's difficult to swallow your Cor…'

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While you're having breakfast, your sister drops a baby octopus on your head. It wraps its tentacles around your head and grips you so tightly it's difficult to swallow your Corn Flakes.

Do you:
*[[Beat your sister unconscious with a syrup-coated waffle]]
*[[Pry the octopus off of your head]]
*[[Squirt the octopus with maple syrup]]
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Platypus: Created page with 'While you're having breakfast, your sister drops a baby octopus on your head. It wraps its tentacles around your head and grips you so tightly it's difficult to swallow your Cor…'