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Terror courses through you as you consider your options.

You're the target of an eleven foot gummy grizzly.

You look around. There's nothing but the gummy tree with gummy grizzlies hanging from it and the one approaching set on your gumming you.

"Of course!!!" you realise.

His teeth will be like little gummy bears.

Still it's fucking huge and scary as hell.

You feel your pockets in desperation and locate the bottle of Flunitrazepam.

You pull it and fumble for a few long seconds, unable to open the fucking lid.

You...

*[[Throw the bottle of Flunitrazepam in the grizzly's mouth and hope for the best]]

Fight the bear with
*[[Your bare fucking hands]]
*[[A chocolate bomb]]

or
*[[Make the sound of a hippo in flight during a full moon]]

[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

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