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You may be drunk, but you're sober enough to dodge the dickhead's lust-driven charge. He crashes into a wall.

"Ow!" he shouts. "Fuck!"

"Come on, you're making a scene," the nicer guy says.

"You saw that pussy!" the dickhead says. "Don't tell me you don't wanna hump that twat, too."

You back up to the bar and pick up a beer bottle.

"You don't wanna throw that at me," the dickhead says. "I can make you pussy really happy. Wanna see?"

He unzips and out springs a massive boner. You remember having a boner like that, and you know how well you used to please pussies with it. You imagine that now that you have the pussy, that dick could give you a lot of pleasure...

Do you:
*[[Throw the bottle at the dickhead]]
*[[Ask to see the nicer guy's dick]]
*[[Invite the dickhead to have a drink with you at the bar]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[A Cheap Bar]]''|Health=Horny & Female & Drunk|MP=0|Level=5}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

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Platypus: Created page with 'You may be drunk, but you're sober enough to dodge the dickhead's lust-driven charge. He crashes into a wall. "Ow!" he shouts. "Fuck!" "Come on, you're making a scene," the n…'