DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Help dog - Revision history

DirtyMeStoryTime: Finished page and added options.

DirtyMeStoryTime — Fri, 06 May 2016 03:35:34 GMT

Finished page and added options.

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		+	I rubbed the dogs belly, one of his favorite spots to rub, when something, some growth or something, appeared from the back of it. It was all red, and ugly, and scared me.

-	~~<p title="The omniscient narrator's voice tells you that the person she reached was being a sarcastic dick">"Look up zoophilia~~, ~~z-o-o-p-h-i-l-i-a, wank~~ the ~~dog," he tells me, helpfully~~.~~</p>~~	+	Not sure what to do, I called the vet.

		+	"Hello, my dog, has something, big and red, sticking out from his belly," I told them vet. He asked me to describe more, so I did. Finally he gave me some advice.

		+	<p title="The omniscient narrator's voice tells you that the person she reached was being a sarcastic dick">"Look up zoophilia, z-o-o-p-h-i-l-i-a, wank the dog," he tells me, helpfully, "Then just help him like you see in what you find." He laughs as he hangs up. Strange.</p>
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		+	I did the search, and found lots of pictures and videos of women helping their dogs, but I could not figure out which one I was supposed to do.
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		+	Some of the women were putting the part in their mouth. Some were rubbing it with their hand. Some were putting it in their <span title="Loli's nickname for vagina">flower</span>.
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		+	I wasn't sure which was right.
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		+	{{Too Graphic Link\|link=[[DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Dog in mouth\|Put it in your mouth.]]}}
		+	{{Too Graphic Link\|link=[[DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Dog in hand\|Rub it with your hand.]]}}
		+	{{Too Graphic Link\|link=[[DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Dog in flower\|Put it in your flower.]]}}

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DirtyMeStoryTime: Yeah, he would need to spell that word out. Even I had to search for a while before I found out this search combo...

DirtyMeStoryTime — Fri, 06 May 2016 02:26:42 GMT

Yeah, he would need to spell that word out. Even I had to search for a while before I found out this search combo...

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-		+	<p title="The omniscient narrator's voice tells you that the person she reached was being a sarcastic dick">"Look up zoophilia, z-o-o-p-h-i-l-i-a, wank the dog," he tells me, helpfully.</p>
-	<p title="The omniscient narrator's voice tells you that the person she reached was being a sarcastic dick">"Look up zoophilia wank the dog," he tells me, helpfully.</p>	+



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DirtyMeStoryTime: Yeah, much more to go, just putting in the "why" while I am thinking of it, before I put in the action, and why this even happens. I had to google lots of things before I even figured out this "term".

DirtyMeStoryTime — Fri, 06 May 2016 02:25:16 GMT

Yeah, much more to go, just putting in the "why" while I am thinking of it, before I put in the action, and why this even happens. I had to google lots of things before I even figured out this "term".

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<p title="The omniscient narrator's voice tells you that the person she reached was being a sarcastic dick">"Look up zoophilia wank the dog," he tells me, helpfully.</p>

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