WinthropthePug at 17:27, 17 March 2011

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	You start to crawl towards it confidently. The secretary watches you. He looks tired and bored.		You start to crawl towards it confidently. The secretary watches you. He looks tired and bored.

-	~~As your head nears~~ the ~~circle, your eyes instinctively shut~~--	+	Your foot hits the dot--

-	And ~~your head knocks against the wall~~.	+	And nothing happens. It's just a painting.

	"I'm sorry," the secretary says in a tone that definitely means he is not sorry. "You have failed the Elitist mind test." He clicks a link on his computer, and a hidden guillotine blade suddenly drops on you. In the hanging moment between the dropping of the guillotine and its arrival, you see a spot of fresh blood on the white circle and realize that the last would-be-Elitist had failed the test as well.		"I'm sorry," the secretary says in a tone that definitely means he is not sorry. "You have failed the Elitist mind test." He clicks a link on his computer, and a hidden guillotine blade suddenly drops on you. In the hanging moment between the dropping of the guillotine and its arrival, you see a spot of fresh blood on the white circle and realize that the last would-be-Elitist had failed the test as well.

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You start to crawl towards it confidently. The secretary watches you. He looks tired and bored.

As your head nears the circle, your eyes instinctively shut--

And your head knocks against the wall.

"I'm sorry," the secretary says in a tone that definitely means he is not sorry. "You have failed the Elitist mind test." He clicks a link on his computer, and a hidden guillotine blade suddenly drops on you. In the hanging moment between the dropping of the guillotine and its arrival, you see a spot of fresh blood on the white circle and realize that the last would-be-Elitist had failed the test as well.

You feel an incredibly sharp pain in your back for half a second, and then the world goes black.

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WinthropthePug at 17:27, 17 March 2011

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