Call dad. - Revision history

Ubunto123 at 02:51, 8 November 2017

Ubunto123 — Wed, 08 Nov 2017 02:51:44 GMT

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	[[Ask him to find someone to call for you.]]		[[Ask him to find someone to call for you.]]

-	[[Ask him for pointers on how to ~~"sound like"~~ a ~~dude~~.]]	+	[[Ask him for pointers on how to disguise yourself as a guy.]]
	[[Category: New World Survival]]		[[Category: New World Survival]]

Ubunto at 05:26, 26 July 2014

Ubunto — Sat, 26 Jul 2014 05:26:34 GMT

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	Dad has always came through for you. Your mother passed away during childbirth, so you've never actually met the woman who brought you into this world. As far as you know, Dad was the only parent you ever had, which might explain why you're so tomboyish all the time, participating in all the boys' games growing up (spitting contest, anyone?) And even dressing much like a boy from a young age throughout college. You take pride in your wealth of knowledge concerning each storyline in the Final Fantasy video game series and treasure your collection of "vintage" basketball cards...Anyways, back to the main point, and the main point is that you now need the man who practically raised you as a male, to help you pass off as a male in a phone conversation with a prospective employer, who wants to hire a male employee with your qualifications.		Dad has always came through for you. Your mother passed away during childbirth, so you've never actually met the woman who brought you into this world. As far as you know, Dad was the only parent you ever had, which might explain why you're so tomboyish all the time, participating in all the boys' games growing up (spitting contest, anyone?) And even dressing much like a boy from a young age throughout college. You take pride in your wealth of knowledge concerning each storyline in the Final Fantasy video game series and treasure your collection of "vintage" basketball cards...Anyways, back to the main point, and the main point is that you now need the man who practically raised you as a male, to help you pass off as a male in a phone conversation with a prospective employer, who wants to hire a male employee with your qualifications.

-	You look at the clock: 6pm. Okay, good. Dad should be home from work by now. You pick up the phone ~~and calls~~ him.	+	You look at the clock: 6pm. Okay, good. Dad should be home from work by now. You pick up the phone to call him.

-	"Hello?" A husky male voice ~~answers~~ the call.	+	"Hello?" A husky male voice answered the call.

	"Hi Dad! It's me!" You said cheerfully.		"Hi Dad! It's me!" You said cheerfully.
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	"I don't need an old dog, I need an old fox." You retorted playfully.		"I don't need an old dog, I need an old fox." You retorted playfully.

-	"Uh oh, what are you up to now, you little troublemaker?" It's as if he could see ~~your~~ mischievous grin.	+	"Uh oh, what are you up to now, you little troublemaker?" It's as if he could see the mischievous grin.

	[[Ask him to call the interviewer for you.]]		[[Ask him to call the interviewer for you.]]

Ubunto at 23:55, 25 July 2014

Ubunto — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:55:26 GMT

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	[[Ask him for pointers on how to "sound like" a dude.]]		[[Ask him for pointers on how to "sound like" a dude.]]
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Dad has always came through for you. Your mother passed away during childbirth, so you've never actually met the woman who brought you into this world. As far as you know, Dad was the only parent you ever had, which might explain why you're so tomboyish all the time, participating in all the boys' games growing up (spitting contest, anyone?) And even dressing much like a boy from a young age throughout college. You take pride in your wealth of knowledge concerning each storyline in the Final Fantasy video game series and treasure your collection of "vintage" basketball cards...Anyways, back to the main point, and the main point is that you now need the man who practically raised you as a male, to help you pass off as a male in a phone conversation with a prospective employer, who wants to hire a male employee with your qualifications.

You look at the clock: 6pm. Okay, good. Dad should be home from work by now. You pick up the phone and calls him.

"Hello?" A husky male voice answers the call.

"Hi Dad! It's me!" You said cheerfully.

"Oh! 'Lexus!" Dad always calls you by the name of his favorite car brand. "How's my baby girl doing?"

"Great, I got a job offer today. Well...kind of..."

"That's my girl! Go get 'em!"

"But Dad, I think I might need your help."

"Oh yeah?" Dad sounded slightly surprised. "How's an old dog like me gonna do you any good?"

"I don't need an old dog, I need an old fox." You retorted playfully.

"Uh oh, what are you up to now, you little troublemaker?" It's as if he could see your mischievous grin.

[[Ask him to call the interviewer for you.]]

[[Ask him to find someone to call for you.]]

[[Ask him for pointers on how to "sound like" a dude.]]