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Opening your laptop, you log on to your personal WiFi connection. Instantly, you notice three unread e-mails.

The first is from your wife. Considering she is three weeks pregnant, it could be important.

The second was from Sasha, Trump's personal assistant. It's probably some more work you need to do.

The third is from your friend Nate. He was a bit of a troublemaker from PR, and you were a bit scared to open his e-mail.

Besides your e-mail, you could check the news. While most sources were pretty biased, you could still get a vague idea of what's going on.

Alternatively, you could look up some porn. Why not, right?

What do you do?

*[[Check the news]]

*[[Check your e-mail]]

*[[Check out some porn]]

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