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"I'm sorry," you say. "I know you really wanted the bird to feed from you."

"And I know you were trying to deposit your sperm properly," Alice says. "However. You have not yet succeeded. You will continue practicing until you get it right and then you will perform with me the next time a Peruvian dick-sucker lands in this park."

Her snatch gives your pecker a loving squeeze.

Do you:
*[[Suggest going somewhere for the night]]
*[[Bang Alice in the park all night]]
*[[Pull your pecker out of Alice's snatch]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Park]] (Evening)''|Health=Extremely Horny|MP=0|Level=2}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

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