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Completionist: fixed grammar, structure. Main idea still there. Had to make writing at least consistent with voice of an actual PhD and not some heartbroken teenager (and for other stories that will be tied to it).

Completionist — Thu, 07 Jan 2016 19:24:19 GMT

fixed grammar, structure. Main idea still there. Had to make writing at least consistent with voice of an actual PhD and not some heartbroken teenager (and for other stories that will be tied to it).

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	'''INTRODUCTION.'''		'''INTRODUCTION.'''
-	Welcome, fun, huh? Life can sure get annoying some times, remember that time you lost your friend to a jerk? Remember that time when an idiot started spreading rumors about you and all your friends believed you? Welcome to my life. I'm Matthew Patrick. Yeah, yeah.. "Patrick isn't supposed to be a last name.", I'm not even going to pretend I haven't heard that before. I wake up, brush my teeth, and I go to work. Matthew Ph.D, thank you very much. I'm a scientist yet I can't construct anything to make the love of my life love me. Not like I've tried, Haha.. Her name is Cameron.. She's strange, like me, she's funny, like me. Seems like the perfect cliche, because she has someone else. I'm not normal, the only reason anyone would notice is because of what I'm writing now. And because I get guilt easily and try too hard to be nice.. so, yeah.. Thanks for reading this far.. and if you haven't noticed already, I fall in love too easily.. Haha, Now come give me a hug. Just kidding! I'd write more but from experience nobody would read further than this. I just want a change in my every day life. Is that so hard to ask? It's like the motto. "Eat, drink, sleep, repeat." Isn't it? There's also another person, my friend, who isn't really like me, that's why I love her. Her name is Alice. She isn't a genius, but she isn't dumb. I like that. I've known her forever, Do I even have a chance? I've written too much already. I was thinking of Schrödinger's cat. It scared me, why was I doing this?

-	~~[[The Cat Is Alive~~.]]	+	''Life can sure get annoying some times. Remember that time you lost your friend to a jerk? Or what about that time when an idiot started spreading rumors about you and all your friends believed you?

-	[[The Cat Is Dead.]]	+	''Welcome to my life.
-	[[Category:+Life]]	+
		+	''I'm Matthew Patrick, Ph.D. A scientist who cannot construct anything to make the love of my life love me. Thing is, I'm not like normal people: I get guilty easily, I try too hard to be nice... in fact, I'm worse than normal people. I'm invisible. The only reason anyone would notice me would be because of what I'm writing now.
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		+	''The love of my life? Her name is Cameron. What I love about her is that she just screams "soulmate!" Everything about her is amazing: she's strange like me; she's funny like me. The trouble? Well, seems like the perfect cliche, but she has someone else. There HAD to be someone else, right?
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		+	''There's also another person, my friend, who isn't really like me, but that's why I love her. Her name is Alice. She isn't a genius, but she isn't dumb, either. I like that. I've known her since forever... do I even have a chance?
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		+	''Thanks for reading this far.. and if you haven't noticed already, I fall in love too easily. HAHA.
		+
		+	''Now come give me a hug.
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		+	''Just kidding! I'd write more but from experience nobody would read my entries further than this.
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		+	''I just want a change in my every day life. Is that too hard to ask? My life is like the motto, "eat, drink, sleep, repeat," doesn't it?
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		+	''I've written too much already. Anyway, I'm working on Schrödinger's cat and just the thought scares me. Back to work, I guess.
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		+	''-MP
		+	----
		+	You realize that the paper you uncovered isn't really a book about existentialism but someone's journal. You:
		+	*[[The Cat Is Alive.\|Continue reading and hope all is well.]]
		+	*[[The Cat Is Dead.\|Contine reading and see what fate decides.]]
		+	*[[Close the journal]]
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		+	[[Category:The Abandoned Adult Story]][[Category:+Life]]

Hana123 at 04:51, 16 May 2012

Hana123 — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:51:50 GMT

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	Welcome, fun, huh? Life can sure get annoying some times, remember that time you lost your friend to a jerk? Remember that time when an idiot started spreading rumors about you and all your friends believed you? Welcome to my life. I'm Matthew Patrick. Yeah, yeah.. "Patrick isn't supposed to be a last name.", I'm not even going to pretend I haven't heard that before. I wake up, brush my teeth, and I go to work. Matthew Ph.D, thank you very much. I'm a scientist yet I can't construct anything to make the love of my life love me. Not like I've tried, Haha.. Her name is Cameron.. She's strange, like me, she's funny, like me. Seems like the perfect cliche, because she has someone else. I'm not normal, the only reason anyone would notice is because of what I'm writing now. And because I get guilt easily and try too hard to be nice.. so, yeah.. Thanks for reading this far.. and if you haven't noticed already, I fall in love too easily.. Haha, Now come give me a hug. Just kidding! I'd write more but from experience nobody would read further than this. I just want a change in my every day life. Is that so hard to ask? It's like the motto. "Eat, drink, sleep, repeat." Isn't it? There's also another person, my friend, who isn't really like me, that's why I love her. Her name is Alice. She isn't a genius, but she isn't dumb. I like that. I've known her forever, Do I even have a chance? I've written too much already. I was thinking of Schrödinger's cat. It scared me, why was I doing this?		Welcome, fun, huh? Life can sure get annoying some times, remember that time you lost your friend to a jerk? Remember that time when an idiot started spreading rumors about you and all your friends believed you? Welcome to my life. I'm Matthew Patrick. Yeah, yeah.. "Patrick isn't supposed to be a last name.", I'm not even going to pretend I haven't heard that before. I wake up, brush my teeth, and I go to work. Matthew Ph.D, thank you very much. I'm a scientist yet I can't construct anything to make the love of my life love me. Not like I've tried, Haha.. Her name is Cameron.. She's strange, like me, she's funny, like me. Seems like the perfect cliche, because she has someone else. I'm not normal, the only reason anyone would notice is because of what I'm writing now. And because I get guilt easily and try too hard to be nice.. so, yeah.. Thanks for reading this far.. and if you haven't noticed already, I fall in love too easily.. Haha, Now come give me a hug. Just kidding! I'd write more but from experience nobody would read further than this. I just want a change in my every day life. Is that so hard to ask? It's like the motto. "Eat, drink, sleep, repeat." Isn't it? There's also another person, my friend, who isn't really like me, that's why I love her. Her name is Alice. She isn't a genius, but she isn't dumb. I like that. I've known her forever, Do I even have a chance? I've written too much already. I was thinking of Schrödinger's cat. It scared me, why was I doing this?

-	[[+The Cat Is Alive.]]	+	[[The Cat Is Alive.]]

-	[[+The Cat Is Dead.]]	+	[[The Cat Is Dead.]]
	[[Category:+Life]]		[[Category:+Life]]

Platypus at 11:14, 15 May 2012

Platypus — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:14:03 GMT

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	[[+The Cat Is Dead.]]		[[+The Cat Is Dead.]]
		+	[[Category:+Life]]

Hana123: Created page with ''''INTRODUCTION.''' Welcome, fun, huh? Life can sure get annoying some times, remember that time you lost your friend to a jerk? Remember that time when an idiot started spreadin…'

Hana123 — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:48:24 GMT

Created page with ''''INTRODUCTION.''' Welcome, fun, huh? Life can sure get annoying some times, remember that time you lost your friend to a jerk? Remember that time when an idiot started spreadin…'

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'''INTRODUCTION.'''
Welcome, fun, huh? Life can sure get annoying some times, remember that time you lost your friend to a jerk? Remember that time when an idiot started spreading rumors about you and all your friends believed you? Welcome to my life. I'm Matthew Patrick. Yeah, yeah.. "Patrick isn't supposed to be a last name.", I'm not even going to pretend I haven't heard that before. I wake up, brush my teeth, and I go to work. Matthew Ph.D, thank you very much. I'm a scientist yet I can't construct anything to make the love of my life love me. Not like I've tried, Haha.. Her name is Cameron.. She's strange, like me, she's funny, like me. Seems like the perfect cliche, because she has someone else. I'm not normal, the only reason anyone would notice is because of what I'm writing now. And because I get guilt easily and try too hard to be nice.. so, yeah.. Thanks for reading this far.. and if you haven't noticed already, I fall in love too easily.. Haha, Now come give me a hug. Just kidding! I'd write more but from experience nobody would read further than this. I just want a change in my every day life. Is that so hard to ask? It's like the motto. "Eat, drink, sleep, repeat." Isn't it? There's also another person, my friend, who isn't really like me, that's why I love her. Her name is Alice. She isn't a genius, but she isn't dumb. I like that. I've known her forever, Do I even have a chance? I've written too much already. I was thinking of Schrödinger's cat. It scared me, why was I doing this?

[[+The Cat Is Alive.]]

[[+The Cat Is Dead.]]