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	You get out of bed at 9 in the morning on a Saturday.		You get out of bed at 9 in the morning on a Saturday.
	You walk to the mirror and look at yourself.		You walk to the mirror and look at yourself.
-	You aren't pleased, as you are 23 years old, unemployed, living with your parents (who happen to be Nazis), and a virgin! Not to mention you are wearing nothing but ~~white~~ tighty whities with red hearts, and a mysterious brown streak on the back. You are what I like to call a loser.	+	You aren't pleased, as you are 23 years old, unemployed, living with your parents (who happen to be Nazis), and a virgin! Not to mention you are wearing nothing but tighty whities with red hearts, and a mysterious brown streak on the back. You are what I like to call a loser.

	But today you change everything! Yes, the door is wide open and the world is full of opportunities! All you have to do is walk out.		But today you change everything! Yes, the door is wide open and the world is full of opportunities! All you have to do is walk out.

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You get out of bed at 9 in the morning on a Saturday.
You walk to the mirror and look at yourself.
You aren't pleased, as you are 23 years old, unemployed, living with your parents (who happen to be Nazis), and a virgin! Not to mention you are wearing nothing but white tighty whities with red hearts, and a mysterious brown streak on the back. You are what I like to call a loser.

But today you change everything! Yes, the door is wide open and the world is full of opportunities! All you have to do is walk out.

You decide to...

[[Leave home right now]]

[[Plan out your departure]]

[[Stay at home and play video games]]

[[Category:Adventures of Ty (or Others)]]

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TyCampbellSoup at 04:43, 18 February 2012

TyCampbellSoup: Created page with 'You get out of bed at 9 in the morning on a Saturday. You walk to the mirror and look at yourself. You aren't pleased, as you are 23 years old, unemployed, living with your paren…'