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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>The cacti intrigue you. The same perverse part of your brain that thinks that fucking a goat is a good idea also thinks that maybe you'd like to fuck a cactus.<br /> <br /> Do you:<br /> *[[FG/whackcatcus|Slap your pecker back and forth across the front of a cactus]]<br /> *[[FG/cactusass|Sit your ass down over a cactus]]<br /> *[[FG/resist!|Resist this amazingly stupid impulse]]<br /> [[Category: Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]</div>

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